wordychap:

2015 could b worst, take care

snakie86:


If yours was funny then mine was like a film........



This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said
Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far

"we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate"

Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet.

"Everybody was like whats this one saying"

Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something.

Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation.

Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say
Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir.

One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus.

After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us.

Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080..........


They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie.


Robbery with excellent customer service delivery

Billyonaire:
I remember mine, It was in my University days that a Beautiful Girl robbed me of my virginity.

Thanks.

Bridgetown:
I have never been robbed but I have been chased seriously by a Honda accord while coming from club at 2am in the morning. This happened in benin GRA, since I am a fully Benin breed I just laugh and pity those robbers, I was driving a range rover sport with my new catch from igbenedion university and The plan was to have fun that evening, after clubbing heading home I observed a car giving me a close marking na so I face king square then to asaba road that night. When it became apparent that they were on my trail then I brought out my registered pump action point it to the sky and start pumping, that was when I realized that robbers are more afraid than their victims. They stopped abruptly and make a uturn then run for their dear life.
After that event my skelewu non gree answer my calls again even till now.

missberrypop5:
Good Lord. I've never been robbed, like the ones you guys are narrating here. They only snatched my bag one night when i was coming back from work. But i pity the guy weh snatch that bag because na serious bad market.

mobuch:


Lies;lies; lies from d pit of hell# nairaland has d highest number of liars i have ever seen; by d way are u related to billyonaire or is he your mentor

snakie86:


If yours was funny then mine was like a film........



This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said
Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far

"we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate"

Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet.

"Everybody was like whats this one saying"

Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something.

Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation.

Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say
Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir.

One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus.

After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us.

Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080..........


They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie.


Robbery with excellent customer service delivery

killercute16:
chai!!....Smooth robbery at its peak.....those guys are graduate i can bet that

mobuch:
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Lies;lies; lies from d pit of hell# nairaland has d highest number of liars i have ever seen; by d way are u related to billyonaire or is he your mentor

Emodeee:


thank God they didn't demand to av a taste of ur fresh apple.

Lagbaja425:
Was back in Uni. Was studying at home on that fateful night. Heard some sounds in my neighbor's building and assumed her place was being robbed by petty thieves as was the norm in my neighborhood. Got up and switched the security lights on and off to indicate that someone was awake and to encourage the perceived low level 'gas cylinder' and 'clothes on the line' thieves to flee. Little did I know that these were AK-47 bearing robbers.

In less than 2 minutes, they shifted their focus to my house. I had unwittingly invited them over with my security light antics. They kicked the front door open and ordered my mother and I to the floor. They established dominance by cocking their weapons and pointing directly at my head to ensure I realized that they meant business. They split us up and ransacked the house stealing my phone, watch etc. They even tried to turn me into Goodluck Jo by taking most of my shoes. lol. They stormed out in less than 10 minutes and we were just there sitting in disbelief thinking it was all over.

In about 5 minutes, they came back into the house and the most aggressive one ordered me to my bedroom. I asked if he wanted more clothes etc and he coldly asked me to shut up. He made me kneel in a corner backing him and I was certain he was going to shoot me for no reason. As old as I was, I started begging and crying. My exact words were "Oga abeg" . I really couldn't understand why this AK 47 bearing intruder wanted to end my life at such a young age. Did he feel threatened? Did he feel I had seen his face? I kept pleading for my life as I could tell even though I wasn't looking back at him that he was busy adjusting his weapon.

Anticipation of death is scary. Anyone who tells you different is lying. No intense calm, no peace, no pictures of my life flashing before me, just cold hard fear at the thought that I was about to die. In that instant, my mother stormed into the room. She had defied the robber who was guarding her and had come to see what was happening to me. I could hear him threatening her in Yoruba "Mummy e take time yin oh!" but she kept going and he kept following her till she got to my bedroom.

My mother came between me and Mr. AK 47 and the one who had been following her said to the guy in the room with me: "Leave am: Na student" That confirmed that Mr. AK was indeed going to shoot me. At that point they left for good...

My mother and I just lay there on my bedroom floor till morning. I was shivering and crying and she kept comforting me. I will forever be grateful to God for saving my life. I would have been killed for no reason that day.

Elegbede205:
[b]LOL!
Funny somehow sha

Mine goes thus..

When i was doing diploma in UNILAG,we diploma students had an exam that scared most of them(exam no dae fear me). Me and a friend of mine had to read like a COMITTED LIBARIAN,,we went for night classes,faculty libary e.t.c

so this lovely day after eating bread and beans at mariere,we decide to jack a little at the libary,,,naso we start reading,my friend just decided to check the boring UNILAG BOTANICAL/ZOOLOGICAL garden (like seriously no special animal for their,the crocordile don die nd i hear say the python run comot).

So we embark on journey sha
on our way we met three FRESH and HUNGRY guys (they plenty die for unilag) jxt gisting at the gate of the garden.,my stupid friend passed thier middle naso they hold am (we looked rili young tho nd i dnt blame nature cos i gained admision at 15,..i too sabi book) they were asking him for money and he could only spare #100 sha after thier threats, later on they called me (was posin bside them lik a badoo) and they asked me for money too,buh becos i wunt like to disturb the serious ARCHI and ENGINE boys i just leggo of #150..i marked thier face and i could do after i see them is to LAFF

thanx.[/b]

killercute16:
chai!!....Smooth robbery at its peak.....those guys are graduate i can bet that

Missmossy:
Eeyah haven't been robbed previously, all thanks to God. Glad lives were not lost.

iamord:
lol.. Yeye!! Well is that crocodile really dead?? I remember back then.. Hunger catch am sote e dey chop the orange and biscuit wey we dey throw for am omnivore croc

AgapeCharis:
Never had any experience with a robber.

The closest I had wasn't really robbery. It was in my pre-degree days. We were all sleeping in the hostel (campus hostel) when we heard a gun shot that sounded like an earthquake around 1am. It woke everybody up n we immediately switched off d light. Just about when we were trying to peep through the window to see d guys cos they were very close to our block, the next thing we heard was some sporadic gunfire like the ones u hear in action films. We immediately became lifeless beings on d floor. When the shooting ended, we peeped through the window and we noticed guys were running for their lives. They weren't really running neither were they jumping. I don't know what to call it cos the distance each guy covered just by stretching one foot was incredibly stunning! One thing I also noticed was dt their foot wasn't touching d ground. U wouldn't hear any sound but serious activity was going on. My roommate immediately zoomed off. My bro followed and I just had to follow.

Omo d story x damn long. If I'm to type everything, it'll fill this page

When daylight came, there was blood everywhere as a result of injury. While in d safe heaven we found ourselves, one guy pointed his torchlight n saw heavy blood flowing and he was like see blood o. Who injure? That was when peeps realized they sustained injuries. I mean we already spent hours there n dz guys didn't feel d pain of d injury

We later heard they were cult guys dt wanted to fall one man o war guy like dt.
And one guy said he was sleeping all through the incident.....smh

Tori dey sha