The bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything
about sex. Can you explain it
to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it
simply, we will call your
private place 'the prison' and
call my private thing 'the
prisoner'. So what we do is:
put the prisoner in the
prison."
And then they made love for
the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying
face up on the bed, smiling
with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride
giggles,
"Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles.
"Then we will have to re-
imprison him."
After the second time they
spent, the guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl,
thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love,
gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out
again!"
The man rises to the occasion,
but with the unsteady legs of
a recently born fowl.
Afterwards, he lays back on
the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says,
"Honey, the prisoner escaped
again."
D HUSBAND turning his head, He
YELLS at her,
"Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!."

Haaaaaaaaa na wa ooooooo