Story Girls Told When Asked Out


+ I'm engaged, (without ring)
+ My boyfriend is in Malaysia, his father taught Dangote a lot about business, I can't cheat him.
+ I don't double date, (yinmu
+ We can just be friends (friend zone of life)
+ I will think about it, (give her ten years, she's still thinking)
+ Don't you have a gf? (Wetin concern her if i no have)
+ You look like a player (yes, I play for Real Madrid)
+ You're not my taste (your taste na salt? )
+ We're not compatible (eve didn't tell adam this)
+ I cant date my course mate (God no support dat? )
+ I cant date my neighbour (na ur enemy you go like? )
+ You're not from my religion, tribe etc... (aren't we one? )
+ You don't worth to be my bf (see you at 30 n single)
+ You dont have money (Jonathan had no shoes when he wooed patience)
+ You no go school (what about bill gates?)
+ You are a broke guy

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Okaie,this is so hilarious

You are ugly(even Bance of Burkina Faso have numerous gfs)

I don't like going to eatery without visiting a boutique.

You didn't school in France

A girl can't be a friend with a guy without being tagged as friendzone. Hian!

Just here to read comment

YOU ARE NOT FROM FRANCE

Lol

marvelousabah:
mine told me she has a guy and i said ok,deleted her number becs i hate being the one to make someone cheat,na so i see her one day has me and i my niggas they cruz for my new rid we wave each oda,only for her to call me that night they form familarity,na gal wey we nova talk for about a year and be dis oo!,wey come they try fix date with me...has a gud pikin wey i be.i just tell her say"gal u won't find wat u are lukin for becs i have been taken away".cut call,no tym for nonsense.this gals aint loyal,just make the money;make sure u have a very faaaaat! Acct and watch them roll in.i know my ladies in the house wil not like my post but am just stating reality

Thanks for that

chijoy7:
Just here to read comment

May God help you

amen ooo

Edwardhead:
May God help you

#I love guys with six pack#i like short guys#i like fair guy#u look a chronic ibo boy

are u a husband material (how many yards
u want )

My pastor/prophet/spiritual father said.....

Yet, she wouldn't leave me alone, always calling my phone!!!!

;-)

Infomizer:
My pastor/prophet/spiritual father said.....

Yet, she wouldn't leave me alone, always calling my phone!!!!

;-)

lol, her pastor support sex ni yen... lol