1. How much do you weigh?

I don't even like being asked this question by my own doctor, so it definitely isn't okay for you to do so. Just like age, weight ain't nothing but a number.

2. If I got you pregnant, would you have an abortion?



3. What's your name again?



4. Wanna go back to my place?

"We won't have sex, I promise." Dude, that ain't the issue right now. The issue is the missing persons report my mother may have to file tomorrow morning. Maybe I watch too many serial killer specials on TV, but the possibility is totally real. Right?

5. Is that your real [insert body part here]?

Always assume yes. We're happy with our deception, so play along.

6. Are you a feminist?

Just because I haven't been salivating over your tired pick-up lines and sad seduction techniques doesn't mean I'm automatically a man-hater. Excuse me for having some standards.

7. Can I kiss you?

If you have to ask, odds are that the answer is probably no. While some girls may like the respectful nature, others consider confidence sexy. Go in for the kill. The worst that can happen is that you'll get rejected. I know this is like the end of the world for you, but you'll live to see another day.

8. Wanna split the bill?

I'm all about being "I am a woman, hear me roar", but if you invite me out, I'm expecting you to cover all expenses.
Especially if we're just grabbing snacks. I mean....c'mon now!

9. How old are you?

This ish isn't cute. Don't ask us our age. Unless we look SO young that statutory ra.pe is a legitimate concern of yours.

10. Can I stick it in the backdoor?

Wait....WHAT? I mean, seriously?

Lol, number ten got me in stitches. Who asks that on a first date?

A female talking.

Am guilty of no.3

11. Are u a virgin?
12. When was d last tym u had sex?
13. Wat hapnd to ur previous relationship?

How rich is your ex ?
What's your sexual status ,?
what your HIV status.
What do you hate in me ?
Are u materialistic ?

14. do you like money?

Can you tell me about your ex?

Nairaland and long list eeh!!!

No 10..

I like that no 10.

Can I stick it in your robojobo?

No10 though.
it shouldn't have made the list. only a retard would ask that in a first date, unless ofcourse he meant it literally.

Num 4 is ma ofenc

Who even ask that? Eeeeeww!

Priceless24:
Lol, number ten got me in stitches. Who asks that on a first date?

Maamin:
14. do you like money?

You rocks

lolzz dat nos 8, any Guy who ask dat on a 1st date doesn't ve shame.

What about 10 questions you should ask on a first date?

Are you a Virgin? ? ?Ans=Oh no,am not

MzNelly:
1. How much do you weigh?

I don't even like being asked this question by my own doctor, so it definitely isn't okay for you to do so. Just like age, weight ain't nothing but a number.

2. If I got you pregnant, would you have an abortion?



3. What's your name again?



4. Wanna go back to my place?

"We won't have sex, I promise." Dude, that ain't the issue right now. The issue is the missing persons report my mother may have to file tomorrow morning. Maybe I watch too many serial killer specials on TV, but the possibility is totally real. Right?

5. Is that your real [insert body part here]?

Always assume yes. We're happy with our deception, so play along.

6. Are you a feminist?

Just because I haven't been salivating over your tired pick-up lines and sad seduction techniques doesn't mean I'm automatically a man-hater. Excuse me for having some standards.

7. Can I kiss you?

If you have to ask, odds are that the answer is probably no. While some girls may like the respectful nature, others consider confidence sexy. Go in for the kill. The worst that can happen is that you'll get rejected. I know this is like the end of the world for you, but you'll live to see another day.

8. Wanna split the bill?

I'm all about being "I am a woman, hear me roar", but if you invite me out, I'm expecting you to cover all expenses.
Especially if we're just grabbing snacks. I mean....c'mon now!

9. How old are you?

This ish isn't cute. Don't ask us our age. Unless we look SO young that statutory ra.pe is a legitimate concern of yours.

10. Can I stick it in the backdoor?

Wait....WHAT? I mean, seriously?

Janobest

You be winch?

MimeeTee:
MzNelly

Yes

MzNelly:


Yes

is it okay to ask a girl If she loves you on a first date or even tell her "I love you" on a first date?

MzNelly:


Yes

ain't u Tekky's sister

MimeeTee:
ain't u Tekky's sister

True that.

Way to go with privacy

ibson99:
is it okay to ask a girl If she loves you on a first date or even tell her "I love you" on a first date?

No, it's not okay.
Let a month pass, two months sef.
Make her long for those 3 letter words to leave your lips.

MzNelly:


True that.

Way to go with privacy

Yup...Yup...I get!

[quote author=MzNelly post=28738072]
9. How old are you?
So this question is annoying right?...caan u pls tell me why u ladies don't try to understand that u shldnt ask a guy d same question?....ther ws a gurl that asked me dis question over d fone meanwhile we ve neva met...can u imagine?

[quote author=Jasi7 post=29400771][/quote]

We are ladies, you are guys

Has anyone asked about number 6?

MzNelly:


We are ladies, you are guys

I don't get...ure ladies and we are guys,so whats d connection if I may ask?

Jasi7:


I don't get...ure ladies and we are guys,so whats d connection if I may ask?

Ladies don't tell guys their age.