1. Play a sport.It will teach you how to win honorably,lose gracefully, respect authority,work with others, manage your timeand stay out of trouble.And maybe even throw or catch.
2. You will set the tonefor the sexual relationship,so don’t take something away from herthat you can’t give back.
3. Use careful aim when you pee.Somebody’s got to clean that up, you know.
4. Save money when you’re youngbecause you’re going to need it someday.
5. Allow me to introduce youto the dishwasher, oven,washing machine, iron,vacuum, mop and broom.Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
7. Don’t ever be a bullyand don’t ever start a fight,but if some idiot clocks you,please defend yourself.
8. Your knowledge and education is somethingthat nobody can take away from you.
9. Treat women kindly.Forever is a long time to live aloneand it’s even longer to live with somebodywho hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A woman can do everything that you can do.This includes her having a successful careerand you changing diapers at 3 A.M.Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir”still go a long way.
14. The reason that they’re called “private parts”is because they’re “private”.Please do not scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing.Be a good leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reasonis always a good idea.
17. It is better to be kindthan to be right.
18. A sense of humorgoes a long wayin the healing process.
19. Please choose your spouse wisely.My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for mespending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your motherbecause I might be missing you.

Blah blah blah..GAMN fp tinz

NO WAHALA I SEE,An advice from a ghost,ghost UWC

op your typing na wa o

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Asek1:
op your typing na wa o

how easy is it to type from your phone?

-Remeber the son of whom u are

Copy n paste

Thks I will do just dat

So on point!

hmmmmm and while you are at it...

LordReed:
So on point!

True

Nmeri17:
more like"20 things a woman should say to her son to turn him into a Mommy's boy"

Really? In what way?