1.The Fish Tank Kiss
Every girl's nightmare.
He's totally cute, funny, the conversation is good –
but then you kiss and it feels like he's trying to
clean the inside of your mouth as if it was a fish
tank. As the minutes pass more slowly than you ever
thought possible, you wonder if he's actually looking
for treasure. His tongue is too hard, and it darts about quickly and all pokey.
You are usually too stunned to decide whether you
should wait it out or hold up a “send help” sign.
Toss this one back into the sea.
2. The Chewing Gum Kiss
You've seen these before – a couple joined at the
mouth, lips locked in a deep French-kissing session
that looks like they're about to gnaw each other's
head off.
Don't worry, everyone will be fine, but this combination of French Kiss and Fish Tank Kiss with
extreme jaw movement looks pretty scary if you watch too many horror movies.
3. The Limp Noodle
So sad, the Noodle.
When you lock lips and start to French, and his lips
just hang there and his tongue lies there like a slug,
you have a Limp Noodle on your hands.
No matter how much you push, massage, and prod
his tongue to bring it back to life, it plays possum,
dead in the middle of the road. There is nothing you
can do – you're basically giving mouth-to-mouth to
this guy.
4. Mercy Kisses
Sometimes you kiss for fun, and sometimes you just
have to give a kiss out of pity – hence the Mercy
Kiss.
You give these kisses when you feel bad about
something, want your date to look good (even
though you aren't into him), or just feel sorry for the
poor sap. Only in the movies do these kisses turn
into a blazing romance.
If you end up on the receiving end of a Mercy Kiss,
just enjoy it and then excuse yourself to go wash
your cat.
5. The Zombie Kiss
Another nightmare kiss many of us have experienced, which seems to come from beyond the
grave.
It's as if all the life drains out of him as he comes in
for a kiss: the eyes flutter, clamp shut, or roll back
into his head. His face goes slack and lifeless. And
the most horrifying part of all: his mouth opens up
into a gaping maw, threatening to swallow you
whole.
Sometimes the Zombie Kisser comes at you like a
lost extra from Night of the Living Dead, mouth
agape, with a shiny Pink sluglike tongue pointing
out at you. Scream! Run! Barricade the doors and
windows!
6. The Zoolander Kiss
Ever wonder what it would be like to kiss an
international male model?
The Zoolander makes you feel like you're a pretty
prop designed to make him look good as he poses,
shifts, and gives his “s*xy” face to the world while
kissing you. Would he notice if you were gone?
Probably not.
The Zoolander Kiss is meant purely to compliment
the physical beauty of the man kissing you – it's not
for anyone's actual physical pleasure. It's used when
trying to impress others or to make someone
jealous.

what am i doing here sef a xtian should not be commenting or even viewing this kind of thread op repent and stop teaching pple bad bad things







meanwhle lemme stay back in ist position and write the names of sinnersviewers

Hmnn.

dechandel:
Stick to french kiss.. No skin pain

can you teach me how to french kiss?

there is 1 my ex usually do, dunno wat to call it; she will hook the top of my lips at times even making it hard 4 me to breath, I wonder who taught her tat style

Nice one.

dechandel:

Sure hon, get a doll. One that can move its lips. I give nice tutorials

wicked...

ritababe:


wicked...

I like...

OK

kristina1:
Nice one.

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Tnks

kika23:
I like...

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kika23:
I like...

u like me?

so types ok Kiss pass 5 self

giftforlife9:


u like me?

u like me?

The topic...

kika23:


The topic...

#disappointed

giftforlife9:


#disappointed

Why?

kika23:


Why?

i think say na me

giftforlife9:


i think say na me

LooooooooL

kika23:


LooooooooL

yeah, good morning

giftforlife9:


yeah, good morning

Good morning sire

kika23:


Good morning sire

what do you have for መኸ this morning

kika23:


Good morning sire

give him the zombie kiss

ritababe:


give him the zombie gift

Ewwwww...... Looool... I'm being holy today ooo.... No bad thing doing today

kika23:


Ewwwww...... Looool... I'm being holy today ooo.... No bad thing doing today

hmmmm