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5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by twerkjack: 11:17am On Dec 16, 2014 |
BY TWERKJACK!!!!! Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.WEAK ER£CTION: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2.CبMMING TOO FAST: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.DRYNESS OF THE P*SSY: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. NON PARTICIPATING PARTNER: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. MOANING ANOTHER PERSONS NAME: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i love u Andre baby fvck me harder" really?? It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Longstride: 11:28am On Dec 16, 2014 |
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkLJqIN2Fl9wQ8Gv6cDL_gjL2E78tE0p_b5BWPOIOl3DAXfwVOzmunLs0[/img] you've said it all. Jeez, if my girl is moaning another guy's name ... That's fuckęd up stuff man 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by SPINA101(m): 11:36am On Dec 16, 2014 |
twerkjack:hmmm op dat number 5 ehe if e happen I go just kill d girl meanwhile I no you are typing this out of experience 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by holatin(m): 11:45am On Dec 16, 2014 |
polluting the air. Phone ringing Someone knocking my door. new post alert on nairaland |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by peeparty(m): 2:00pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
come twerk Fo me on my birthday.which state r u fyn geh |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 2:15pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Emodeee: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
number 5 saved this thread 4rm boredomness |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by guente02(m): 2:26pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
You're pumping and another man is getting all the credits. That would be embarrassing mehn. Lol |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Equado(m): 2:48pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
..... |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by XXX5(m): 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
WTF! why wud another man receive my award? .....ama phuck her butt if that happens |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Uglykunu: 3:06pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Smelling pusshy... Especially when it smells like a spoilt fish in a cold room... Mood go jus spoil 9 Likes |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by IamLEGEND1: 3:40pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
moaning some1 else's name while i'm here whining my waste on top of her is just messed up stuff. guys gonna be like what'cha say b*tch? |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
holatin:...someone knocking at the door |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by holatin(m): 5:55pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
chimkaire:what |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by okotv(m): 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
crap... nexxxxxxt |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 6:31pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
twerkjack: you don spoil 1 Like |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by akinsadeez(m): 6:43pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
I don't know anything about this....cuz I was taught sex before marriage is fornication. 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Wow,I love this thread!!!Done no.5 though. |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by chimerase2: 7:04pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Ma ex called me one day dat she mistakenly moaned CHIMEE!!! Wen her boi frnd was adminstrying to her |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
holatin:that's the funniest *imagining it* |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
I just dey watch una..... |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by AfricanApple(f): 8:42pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
holatin:do u get alerts without logging on? |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by AfricanApple(f): 8:45pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
I go just |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
twerkjack:Number 2 dey anger person after boasting na 30sec. Person last 4)na iranu even for porn I hate that shit me dey delete such porn sex should be like national development we should all contribute nw 5)i do Hear such even my friend said during sex is the best tym to knw weda she loves u or not.. Ask her do u love while grinding her on a full speed like 5 thrust per 10sec |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by KingTom(m): 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
hizroyalflynes:Guy no do oh! It happened once, the babe was just screaming "I love you Oh God I love you, I love you I love you, God I love you!" The next day she come say na God she say she love no be me. E pain me ehn. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
KingTom: 4 Likes
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Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by holatin(m): 9:29pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
AfricanApple:countless time |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by holatin(m): 9:31pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
chimkaire:polluting the air. Phone ringing Someone knocking my door. new post alert on nairaland |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Babysho(m): 9:34pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Paragraph dis write up nd i assure you of front page |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by Shawl001(m): 9:43pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Abstinence is still the best... Saves U̶̲̥̅̊ from all these!!! Ma opinion though#.. 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by daben1(m): 10:07pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
U deserve 5,000 likes Hun!! |
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