1) THE TALKATIVE GIRLS-
This kind of girls can talk from the beginning of the journey to the end of the journey, their mouth usually runs like tap water, they can't control theirselves, they would be like "please driver take it slowly" ... "driver please go fast fast na i have somewhere to go".... "please open the windows" very soon they would say "please ON the aircondition"

2) THE MAKEUP GIRLS
This kinds of girls always do makeup every 3 minutes so that their beauty would still be there, immediately they enter the bus, they would open their bags and bring out their makeup kit to design their face and sometimes they would buy an expensive makeup and eventually apply it on their face and look like an expensive baboon.

3) THE CHURCH GIRLS-
This kind of girls are too holy, immediately they enter the bus they would start preaching, they don't joke with their bible.

4) THE PINGING GIRLS-
This kind of girls can never do without their phones, every seconds they are always pressing their phone even inside the bus that they even forget to pay their transport fare

5) THE BIG GIRLS -
This kind of girls like forming eh.. If you ask them for their transport fare they would be like "please stop shouting on me, ordinary 50 naira, take your money and give me my change" and they would give the conductor 1000 naira for 50 naira transport fare and even if a guy in the bus chykes them, they would be like "please i don't talk to lowlife" ...


Add urs...

"'types' this word should be banned on nl"
-samflexxy.

(https://www.nairaland.com/2047545/5-types-female-neighbour-around#28934628)

so true... nice post

Its getting boring nw

Wetin big girls dey find for danfo?

Seriously??

U forgot the MESS-enger girls:

This ones are usually extraodinarily beautiful. And U can't help but make up in Ur mind that they don't defecate. Unknown to you, they have been sending out some silent killer MESS-ages in the bus, and everyone is pointing at that man dat looks like Mr.IBU. To wowo no good, am a living witness.

xynerise:
Wetin big girls dey find for danfo?

car broke down

I have lots of encounters with item number 5

major466:
I have lots of encounters with item number 5

Conductor
Where be ur route

yuncka:
U forgot the MESS-enger girls:

This ones are usually extraodinarily beautiful. And U can't help but make up in Ur mind that they don't defecate. Unknown to you, they have been sending out some silent killer MESS-ages in the bus, and everyone is pointing at that man dat looks like Mr.IBU. To wowo no good, am a living witness.

buahahahaha u no go kill person with laff o hahahahahhaa.

Thats how will roll

yuncka:
U forgot the MESS-enger girls:

This ones are usually extraodinarily beautiful. And U can't help but make up in Ur mind that they don't defecate. Unknown to you, they have been sending out some silent killer MESS-ages in the bus, and everyone is pointing at that man dat looks like Mr.IBU. To wowo no good, am a living witness.

You will not kill me with laughter

You must be a back bencher in bus then. For you to observe all this

The sleeping gals:i no know wether they no sleep for night.
The Fat ones:if you sitdown near these ones,you go dey regret why you commot from house in the first place.there was this day i sat between two fat women i coudnt breath till the end of the journey.