The love of your life just left you and all you want to do is curl up on your bed to think of the good times you shared, get a big bowl of blue bunny ice cream, watch 'A Walk To Remember' for the 100th time an cry your eyeballs out.

Meanwhile, on the other hand for some people, it's just like they just won the lottery, FREEDOM!! YES! I know you totally know where i'm going with this.

The topic is to give a little insight on the cute and funny things ladies do after break-up.

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER.
This is always the first move as soon as the guy breaks thier heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what annoying about this? It doesn't change anything because we still have the ex phone numbers stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERT:
I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break-up, and next thing, she thinks she has a B.sc in dating. Relationship becomes her favourite topics. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how to date a guy.

3. BECOMES BORN AGAIN:
When a guy whom they love so much break their heart, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest doing services and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to, some muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it's back to suare one. Thank God our God is a merciful one.

4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT.
Ladies always have sense of empowerment after a bad break-up, u start to see things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever, etc even though we are dieing inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!

5. EATING AND DRINKING.
It's after a break-up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the biggest bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn't make us feel any better but we do it anyway.

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONG.
They dig out Adele's album or watch 'A Walk To Remember' and lay on their bed all day crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele's song 'Someone like you' is. Even when you are in the best relationship that song just has a way of making you sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS.

After a break-up, everything remind you of your ex. One second they happy, the next u see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid this ones!

8. STALKING.
These a common factor amongst the ladies, after a bad break-up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook, or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are quality. Women are the best CIA Agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME.
If you haven't notice this, if a girl is single, she never stays at home even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have that fun she would never have had with he ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex will be at the events. If their ex will be their, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides Mr Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE.
Most of the time, they turned to good girl gone bad if they can't handle themselves. These toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.

I'm sure once in your lifetime you have done at least one of these listed above.

Compiled by 2undex..

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Welldone.

Item 1 and 4 is very very true.

Nice one.

I site u bro

Not again, I'm tired of these endless lists