ireneony:
how does someone been am undergraduate is equivalent to a cheerful giver, op mind your mouth. I can see you just finished smoking weed this afternoon >

Tinubu:


Kachisbarbie

Please come and help me interprete what your friend just said to me


This kind of diction is why Ibos usually say:

BEKE BU AGBARA

lmao ....na correct friend o

how is someone being an undergraduate, equivalent to a cheerful giver? Op mind your mouth. I can see you just finished smoking weed this afternoon >

Oya answer her biko.

Kachisbarbie:


lmao ....na correct friend o



Oya answer her biko.

Maamin:
, can a genuine love be found in Naija?...No, not one

dmcdad:

Of course it can be found... Although I must admit, it's not common.

Tinubu:
1- The Sweet 15- This one is young, fresh, and most often a virgin. You are her first transaction in what will most likely turn out to be 'an industrious and diversified sexual career' for her. So you get to enjoy the 'goods' in their tight and natural state, before the whole thing becomes a Bermuda Triangle. You dare not deflower this one. If you do, you will most likely never have peace after the act... She will always be threatening to kill you and herself, if you ever attempt to leave her. She is easy to maintain and control. After all, you are the one who has 'brought her out of darkness into the marvelous light'. She is a novice at sex, but a very fast and precocious learner. Better take whatever nutrients you can from her before she realizes that the world doesn't revolve around you. Trust me, it's just a matter of time before that 'small girl' starts playing in the 'Champion's League', and you are relegated to Division 19.

2- The Choir Member- This one always wants to have her cake and eat it. You get to screw this one only on Sunday afternoons ( after a Holy Ghost-filled Service) because she is always 'choir practicing' every other day of the week. When this kind of girl invites you to 'Holy Ghost Congress', 'Manna from Above, 'Shiloh 2014', or any other random church activity, it's in your own best interest to honor the invitation. Or you might find yourself so sex-deprived that you might start eyeing the goats and dogs in your community. Of course her choirmaster and a couple of pastors are on the sidelines, 'servicing' her lowkey... You suspect that, but there is no way you can prove it. After all they are co-workers in the Lord's vineyard.


3- The Desperate One- This one is past her marketable years, and running scared. She now sees every relationship as a transaction or interview which must lead to marriage as soon as possible. Most likely, she will tell you she has never had more than two boyfriends, and that those two exes badly want her back because they have never quite found any other girl who is as 'complete' as her. Aside concealing the fact that she is older than you, she will most likely unduly delay having sex with you.. DON'T BE DECEIVED! She wan use you practice economic principles (The lower the supply, the higher the demand). If a guy isn't careful with these ones, he might end up being railroaded into putting a ring on a totally damaged and toxic commodity.


4- The Aristo- This one's lifestyle is way above your means... According to her, her posh lifestyle is attributable to her wealthy parents or relations, who, due to some hazy circumstance, you never get to meet...she loves you and showers you with gifts you are too embarrassed to showcase. You get to work more in the bedroom, because her 'chairmen' are most likely too lazy or selfish to take her to the 'promised Land'. She actually expects you guys to get married to each other, and won't hesitate to grievously harm you, if she finds out that you have contrary intentions.


5- The Undergraduate- Please if you are a working class guy, this babe isn't for keeps. 'Hit and run' procedure is more appropriate. After all, that's what her fellow undergrad guys and lecturers are doing to her. From the hostel gutter to the sports complex, car bonnets/ backseats, lecturers' office tables, beneath her department's stairs, and every other unimaginable venue, she has been and is still being a 'cheerful sex donor' to the academic community. She will make you her ATM, give you just enough attention to keep you loyal, and then find her 'true love' among her undergrad mates. You might end up sponsoring both your 'girlfriend' and her campus boo. Since she is always too 'busy with her academics', you might end up not getting as much sex as is commensurate to your 'investment'. The really evil ones will actually impose a sex-ban on you till 'after marriage', but won't relent in milking you dry.


AVOID STORIES THAT TOUCH THE HEART..... Keep a safe distance from these kind of girls.




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

ireneony:
how does someone been am undergraduate is equivalent to a cheerful giver, op mind your mouth. I can see you just finished smoking weed this afternoon >

youngpol:
GEJ likes 'em all...

BreezyRita:
Bia op, what are you high on? Just asking cos this list isn't right.

First, you think all undergraduates are 'cheerful donors"? I see you learner.
I'm trying not to say something about the church girl.