1. Whatever. ..Truce. "I don't feel like fighting
with you right now so you and I should just
agree to disagree." We say this when we don't
want to get into whatever it is you're bringing
up.
2. Fine. Our way of ending a fight or preventing
one from starting. When we say "Fine" you
should consider yourself lucky, say "OK" and
walk away. Just expect to hear about it later.
3. Oh, nothing. Definitely something. Except
you are expected to know what that something
is. This is where the mind-reading comes into
play. If you still haven't telepathically figured
out what's wrong by time we bring it up, then
you're in deep shit.
4. Do I look fat in this? Do NOT ever respond
to this question with a "Yes." What we're really
asking is if we're desirable, if you're attracted to
us - not if you like our outfit. This is the
moment you should sweep your lady up in your
arms and tell her how she'd look hot even in a potato sack. 5. Should I wear this... or this? We're asking,
"Which outfit do I look sexier in?" Given a
choice, guys usually go for the get-up that
covers the most skin, (especially if you're off to
lunch with his mother). We know this, and
usually go for the one you don't want us
wearing when it's girls' night out.
6. I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Give us at least 20, and
please don't harass us during this process; it will
only make us nervous and Bleep up our make-up,
leading to at least another 5 minutes. This also
can be code for, "Go pour yourself a drink, have
a seat and put the TV on whatever it is you want
to watch until I'm ready."
7. Can I just blow you? There's something
funky going on downstairs. Whether we're on
our period, there's a yeast thing happening, it's
sore from activity, or we're just not in the mood
to screw - I say take the Mouth Gig boys, and call
it an early night.
8. I'm on my period. "Can't we just cuddle
instead?" Rarely does this mean, "Let's go Bleep."
Period sex does indeed feel good at times, and if
that's what we're looking for, we'll let you know.
Otherwise, please just rub us, pat our tummies
and stop blaming "that time of the month" for
our erratic behavior. It's annoying.
9. Can we cuddle? We're feeling vulnerable and
need reassurance, or we just miss being held by
another person. Either way, sex is the farthest
thing on our minds. What we're craving is the human bonding experience. That, or we're on our period. 10. I love you. "At this moment you make me
very happy." Contrary to popular believe it
doesn't always mean we're "in love" with you.
We say it when we feel safe and satisfied,
usually after orgasm or receiving gifts. Tears
may follow.
11. Tears. Tears are our way of releasing
emotion, bad and good. Yes, annoyingly we cry
when we're happy, too. You guys never know
the difference so here's the barometer; if she's
crying and refuses to talk about it, they're bad
tears. If she's crying and wants to spill her guts,
they're good tears.
12. You're the brother I never had. "I just
want to be friends." She might already have a
boyfriend. In that case, be happy this woman
wants you in her life at all. She could easier
admit to being a lesbian, leaving you no options.
13. I'm a lesbian. 50/50 chance that she really is
one. It's a tough call. (See No. 12.)
14. I think we should get a pet. "Let's have
babies soon!" You've obviously displayed a
natural knack with kids; this is our way of
taking the temperature of the situation. How you
react to this question will determine if you're
daddy material down the line.
15. That guy over there was totally hitting on
me. "Pay attention to me and don't take me for
granted - because that man over there will
happily take your place." When feeling insecure,
we like to remind you of our worth by pointing out its value to others.
16. I'm SORRY. No we're not. We are usually just
placating you to get what we want, or to get out
of some situation. Women also say it right
before we drop a bomb. "I'm sorry; I should've
told you, I just got out of a relationship. And
did I mention I'm a lesbian?"
But don't fret, guys and gals. There are women
out there who, like men, mean what they say.
They're just harder to find. Feel free to add yours

true

Cite the author!

what if she says she wants to shoot her gun? what does this 1 mean?

Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share

Silkmoth33:
Cite the author!

Wait let me go get my glasses and one bottle of origin.

Good to know!!!

Sleekshady:
Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share

Well hurry it up!


Plagiarism is a criminal offense

Hmmm learning sha




Lyk understanding girls 101

and afta knwin all dese, wats nxt?

Please pardon my write up, still learning how to correctly post topics here, the Mods should help me modify where necessary.

u should av just sed 16 sentences women missay!

Whatever, ,,,...... Just passing by oooooo

Sleekshady:

1. Whatever. ..Truce. "I don't feel like fighting
with you right now so you and I should just
agree to disagree." We say this when we don't
want to get into whatever it is you're bringing
up.
2. Fine. Our way of ending a fight or preventing
one from starting. When we say "Fine" you
should consider yourself lucky, say "OK" and
walk away. Just expect to hear about it later.
3. Oh, nothing. Definitely something. Except
you are expected to know what that something
is. This is where the mind-reading comes into
play. If you still haven't telepathically figured
out what's wrong by time we bring it up, then
you're in deep shit.
4. Do I look fat in this? Do NOT ever respond
to this question with a "Yes." What we're really
asking is if we're desirable, if you're attracted to
us - not if you like our outfit. This is the
moment you should sweep your lady up in your
arms and tell her how she'd look hot even in a potato sack.
5. Should I wear this... or this?
We're asking,
"Which outfit do I look sexier in?" Given a
choice, guys usually go for the get-up that
covers the most skin, (especially if you're off to
lunch with his mother). We know this, and
usually go for the one you don't want us
wearing when it's girls' night out.
6. I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Give us at least 20, and
please don't harass us during this process; it will
only make us nervous and Bleep up our make-up,
leading to at least another 5 minutes. This also
can be code for, "Go pour yourself a drink, have
a seat and put the TV on whatever it is you want
to watch until I'm ready."
7. Can I just blow you? There's something
funky going on downstairs. Whether we're on
our period, there's a yeast thing happening, it's
sore from activity, or we're just not in the mood
to screw - I say take the Mouth Gig boys, and call
it an early night.
8. I'm on my period. "Can't we just cuddle
instead?" Rarely does this mean, "Let's go Bleep."
Period sex does indeed feel good at times, and if
that's what we're looking for, we'll let you know.
Otherwise, please just rub us, pat our tummies
and stop blaming "that time of the month" for
our erratic behavior. It's annoying.
9. Can we cuddle? We're feeling vulnerable and
need reassurance, or we just miss being held by
another person. Either way, sex is the farthest
thing on our minds. What we're craving is the human bonding experience. That, or we're on our period.
10. I love you. "At this moment you make me
very happy." Contrary to popular believe it
doesn't always mean we're "in love" with you.
We say it when we feel safe and satisfied,
usually after orgasm or receiving gifts. Tears
may follow.
11. Tears. Tears are our way of releasing
emotion, bad and good. Yes, annoyingly we cry
when we're happy, too. You guys never know
the difference so here's the barometer; if she's
crying and refuses to talk about it, they're bad
tears. If she's crying and wants to spill her guts,
they're good tears.
12. You're the brother I never had. "I just
want to be friends." She might already have a
boyfriend. In that case, be happy this woman
wants you in her life at all. She could easier
admit to being a lesbian, leaving you no options.
13. I'm a lesbian. 50/50 chance that she really is
one. It's a tough call. (See No. 12.)
14. I think we should get a pet. "Let's have
babies soon!" You've obviously displayed a
natural knack with kids; this is our way of
taking the temperature of the situation. How you
react to this question will determine if you're
daddy material down the line.
15. That guy over there was totally hitting on
me. "Pay attention to me and don't take me for
granted - because that man over there will
happily take your place." When feeling insecure,
we like to remind you of our worth by pointing out its value to others.
16. I'm SORRY. No we're not. We are usually just
placating you to get what we want, or to get out
of some situation. Women also say it right
before we drop a bomb. "I'm sorry; I should've
told you, I just got out of a relationship. And
did I mention I'm a lesbian?"
But don't fret, guys and gals. There are women
out there who, like men, mean what they say.
They're just harder to find.
Feel free to add yours

cool...

Whatever.... Don't know why guys hate to hear it.

following.....
course code: LGY101
course title: UNDERSTANDING LADIES 1
course duration: till you die

to be truthful....no one can fully understand how the mind of a female works. Even Solomon in all his wisdom couldn't. Their mind is so complicated so I will advice to take them as they are or be prepared to grow grey hair trying to study them.

Ladies = Complicated beings, try study us I bet you won't graduate

Mine is number one... "WHATEVER"
They always see it as an insult, why?

You can as well tell me that 'duh' is a compliment.

Sleekshady:
Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share

interesting.

but next time try to edit it and make it more Nigerian, the whole lesbian thingy isn't cool

Sleekshady:
Ladies = Complicated beings, try study us I bet you won't graduate

All the guys that came here were expecting you to tell them female code words for "I want you to fvck me" but just like the typical female, you leave that out. Do you seriously think you have helped male readers here?

the article wz COPIED and PASTED, It's jez crystal clear.

SELENAqueensy:
Mine is number one... "WHATEVER"
They always see it as an insult, why?

Sunlady306:
Whatever.... Don't know why guys hate to hear it.

it sounds disgusting when girls use it....and that's because they use it at awfully wrong times.

When girls do sumthn irritatingly annoying or painful,rather than admit their mistakes and say sorry or look for rational excuses,they just say whatever wif d hope of ending d argument.

Girls only use the word after doing sumthn very bad or disrespectful. That's why guys hate d word. So I think girls also have a lot to learn when it comes to choices of words. If its possible to analyse breakups, statistically,I'm sure "whatever" would be present in every argument that led to breakups.

Mcbussy:




it sounds disgusting when girls use it....and that's because they use it at awfully wrong times.

When girls do sumthn irritatingly annoying or painful,rather than admit their mistakes and say sorry or look for rational excuses,they just say whatever wif d hope of ending d argument.

Girls only use the word after doing sumthn very bad or disrespectful. That's why guys hate d word. So I think girls also have a lot to learn when it comes to choices of words. If its possible to analyse breakups, statistically,I'm sure "whatever" would be present in every argument that led to breakups.

Thanks for your explanation. Now, I know why.

Well, I wanna seize this chance to wish you happy birthday! I just read your write ups, they all seem cool. Keep it up dear, and make sure you stay positive. ;DWell, I wanna seize this chance to wish you happy birthday! I just read your write ups, they all seem cool. Keep it up dear, and make sure you stay positive.

mtcheww and so??