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16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Sleekshady(f): 10:24pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
1. Whatever. ..Truce. "I don't feel like fighting with you right now so you and I should just agree to disagree." We say this when we don't want to get into whatever it is you're bringing up. 2. Fine. Our way of ending a fight or preventing one from starting. When we say "Fine" you should consider yourself lucky, say "OK" and walk away. Just expect to hear about it later. 3. Oh, nothing. Definitely something. Except you are expected to know what that something is. This is where the mind-reading comes into play. If you still haven't telepathically figured out what's wrong by time we bring it up, then you're in deep shit. 4. Do I look fat in this? Do NOT ever respond to this question with a "Yes." What we're really asking is if we're desirable, if you're attracted to us - not if you like our outfit. This is the moment you should sweep your lady up in your arms and tell her how she'd look hot even in a potato sack. 5. Should I wear this... or this? We're asking, "Which outfit do I look sexier in?" Given a choice, guys usually go for the get-up that covers the most skin, (especially if you're off to lunch with his mother). We know this, and usually go for the one you don't want us wearing when it's girls' night out. 6. I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Give us at least 20, and please don't harass us during this process; it will only make us nervous and Bleep up our make-up, leading to at least another 5 minutes. This also can be code for, "Go pour yourself a drink, have a seat and put the TV on whatever it is you want to watch until I'm ready." 7. Can I just blow you? There's something funky going on downstairs. Whether we're on our period, there's a yeast thing happening, it's sore from activity, or we're just not in the mood to screw - I say take the Mouth Gig boys, and call it an early night. 8. I'm on my period. "Can't we just cuddle instead?" Rarely does this mean, "Let's go Bleep." Period sex does indeed feel good at times, and if that's what we're looking for, we'll let you know. Otherwise, please just rub us, pat our tummies and stop blaming "that time of the month" for our erratic behavior. It's annoying. 9. Can we cuddle? We're feeling vulnerable and need reassurance, or we just miss being held by another person. Either way, sex is the farthest thing on our minds. What we're craving is the human bonding experience. That, or we're on our period. 10. I love you. "At this moment you make me very happy." Contrary to popular believe it doesn't always mean we're "in love" with you. We say it when we feel safe and satisfied, usually after orgasm or receiving gifts. Tears may follow. 11. Tears. Tears are our way of releasing emotion, bad and good. Yes, annoyingly we cry when we're happy, too. You guys never know the difference so here's the barometer; if she's crying and refuses to talk about it, they're bad tears. If she's crying and wants to spill her guts, they're good tears. 12. You're the brother I never had. "I just want to be friends." She might already have a boyfriend. In that case, be happy this woman wants you in her life at all. She could easier admit to being a lesbian, leaving you no options. 13. I'm a lesbian. 50/50 chance that she really is one. It's a tough call. (See No. 12.) 14. I think we should get a pet. "Let's have babies soon!" You've obviously displayed a natural knack with kids; this is our way of taking the temperature of the situation. How you react to this question will determine if you're daddy material down the line. 15. That guy over there was totally hitting on me. "Pay attention to me and don't take me for granted - because that man over there will happily take your place." When feeling insecure, we like to remind you of our worth by pointing out its value to others. 16. I'm SORRY. No we're not. We are usually just placating you to get what we want, or to get out of some situation. Women also say it right before we drop a bomb. "I'm sorry; I should've told you, I just got out of a relationship. And did I mention I'm a lesbian?" But don't fret, guys and gals. There are women out there who, like men, mean what they say. They're just harder to find. Feel free to add yours 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by davo90tico(m): 10:26pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
true |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by braintext(m): 10:26pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Grabs a chair |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Cite the author! |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
what if she says she wants to shoot her gun? what does this 1 mean? |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Sleekshady(f): 10:32pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share Silkmoth33: |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by dotuna3(m): 10:35pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Wait let me go get my glasses and one bottle of origin. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by syras: 10:45pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Good to know!!! |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Sleekshady: Well hurry it up! Plagiarism is a criminal offense |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Aybee92(m): 10:51pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Hmmm learning sha Lyk understanding girls 101 |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by oshe11: 11:04pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
and afta knwin all dese, wats nxt? |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Sleekshady(f): 11:09pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Please pardon my write up, still learning how to correctly post topics here, the Mods should help me modify where necessary. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by happykidArotiba(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
u should av just sed 16 sentences women missay! |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by polosco(m): 11:12pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Whatever, ,,,...... Just passing by oooooo |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Mintayo(m): 11:29pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Sleekshady:cool... |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Whatever.... Don't know why guys hate to hear it. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 11:40pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
following..... course code: LGY101 course title: UNDERSTANDING LADIES 1 course duration: till you die 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by okotv(m): 11:44pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
to be truthful....no one can fully understand how the mind of a female works. Even Solomon in all his wisdom couldn't. Their mind is so complicated so I will advice to take them as they are or be prepared to grow grey hair trying to study them. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Sleekshady(f): 11:54pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Ladies = Complicated beings, try study us I bet you won't graduate 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by SELENAqueensy(f): 6:11am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Mine is number one... "WHATEVER" They always see it as an insult, why? |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by jmoore(m): 6:41am On Dec 26, 2014 |
You can as well tell me that 'duh' is a compliment. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by ibson99(m): 7:24am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Sleekshady:interesting. but next time try to edit it and make it more Nigerian, the whole lesbian thingy isn't cool |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:27am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Sleekshady:All the guys that came here were expecting you to tell them female code words for "I want you to fvck me" but just like the typical female, you leave that out. Do you seriously think you have helped male readers here? |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Emodeee: 10:47am On Dec 26, 2014 |
the article wz COPIED and PASTED, It's jez crystal clear. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Mcbussy(m): 10:54am On Dec 26, 2014 |
SELENAqueensy: Sunlady306: it sounds disgusting when girls use it....and that's because they use it at awfully wrong times. When girls do sumthn irritatingly annoying or painful,rather than admit their mistakes and say sorry or look for rational excuses,they just say whatever wif d hope of ending d argument. Girls only use the word after doing sumthn very bad or disrespectful. That's why guys hate d word. So I think girls also have a lot to learn when it comes to choices of words. If its possible to analyse breakups, statistically,I'm sure "whatever" would be present in every argument that led to breakups. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Mcbussy:Thanks for your explanation. Now, I know why. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by apache1989(m): 11:12pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Well, I wanna seize this chance to wish you happy birthday! I just read your write ups, they all seem cool. Keep it up dear, and make sure you stay positive. ;DWell, I wanna seize this chance to wish you happy birthday! I just read your write ups, they all seem cool. Keep it up dear, and make sure you stay positive. |
Re: 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand. by Nobody: 11:23pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
mtcheww and so?? |
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