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50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:26pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
I knew this is very much lengthy, but I will like u guys to glance on it very well and study it just like you final year in school so u need to study the important part very well so as not to fall in victim of failure, I knew we are very much familiar or know some well because we aren't a learner, so sounds funny, but please guys do forgive me if I have typed some in very aberrant way. 1. She’s Clingy Let’s start simple, shall we? Everybody wants to be with someone who feels they live without without them, but when she tatooliterally literally, it’s suffocating and it will drive you crazy. Run. 2. She Complains When go out With The Guys Sticking with the obvious, this is a huge red flag. Not letting you hang with your friends means she wants to be the only person in your life, and that’s a recipe for disaster. 3. She think change Change You Ah, this little nugget is as old as time. She thinks you have potential to be exactly what she wants, and it’s her job to shape you into it. Well, guess what? This has never once, in the entire history of relationships, ever been successful. 4. She’s Jealous A little jealousy is fine—after all, you don’t want her flirting with other dudes, right? But if she flips out every time a woman crosses your field of vision, you’ve got your work cut out for you, my friend. 5. She Doesn’t Trust You This is really an extension of #4, but we’re going for 100 here, so bear with me. The truth is, this extends beyond jealousy into something deeper. She wants to know where you are and who you’re with every second of the day, and that’s just not gonna fly. You know what all good relationships are built on, right? 6. She’s Controlling She only cares about your opinion and tries to force you into agreeing with her. She decides where you go and what you do. Might as well hand over your balls, because you sure as hell aren’t using them. 7. She Has No Confidence She doesn’t think she’s good enough for anything, not her job, not her friends and not you. It may seem cool to be held up to such a lofty position, but that’s not someone u want as a partner. 8. She Wears A stud In Her tongue Every time I see one of those, I think the same thing: “That girl has probably had a whole lot of d*Cks in her mouth.” 9. Her Daddy Pays Her CreditbCard Bill This girl has never had to learn anything about fiscal responsibility and will more than likely spend all the money you have and some you don’t. 10. It’s Your Second Date And She’s Already Talking about marriage This girl just wants to get married, period. And she’s not that discerning anymore. She’s not thinking, “I’m madly in love and want to spend the rest of my life with this guy.” It’s more like, “He’ll do.” 11. She Doesn’t Get Along with her mother Whatever issues she has, she should’ve worked that shit out by the time she was nineteen. It doesn’t bode well for how she handles close relationships if she can’t manage to get along with her own mother. 12. She Gets Along With Her Mother Too Well On the opposite side of the coin, if she’s on the phone with her mom five times a day, then she hasn’t grown up enough to get married. You’ll basically be married to your own mother-in-law, and that sounds horrible. 13. She Can’t Name All Four Members Of The Beatles There are some things that every single person on planet Earth should know, and this is one of them. Even that goofy bullshit she calls music wouldn’t exist today without those guys. 14. She’s Never Seen STAR WARS Because… I mean… come on. 15. She’s Been In a three-way with Two Dudes It would be tough to get that image out of your head. Like a pig on a spit. And I don’t think it needs to be mentioned, but a three-way with another chick is completely acceptable nay, encouraged. 16. She’s Always Late Someone once told her she was worth waiting for and boy, did she run with it. She’s making you wait for hours on end as a way of controlling you. If she’s not ready when she says she’s going to be, just leave without her—she will definitely break up with you and you’ll be all the better for it. 17. She Talks about how much She Hates Men Ah, the man-hater. She’s been d*cked over time and time again, or at least that’s her story. She tells you what she loves about you is that you’re different from all the other guys she’s ever been with. But guess what? You’re not. 18. She Thinks She’s Prettier or beautiful than She Is The opposite is so much more attractive. I don’t want a woman telling me how hot she is. That’s my job. 19. The Only Books She Owns Are Self-Help If one or two didn’t do the trick, it’s most likely a lost cause. Besides, if she doesn’t read, she’s probably not all that interesting, anyway. 20. She thinks Dane Cook Is funny He’s not. 21. She Starts To Cry Every Time You Have A Fight like blubbering idiot Arguing is normal and healthy in relationships. But she can’t take the heat, so she turns on the waterworks. Then you feel like shit. Congratulations, you can look forward to a lifetime of emotional manipulation. 22. She tells her Friends EVERYTHING Women talk—we know this. But there are some things that need to be kept within the confines of the relationship. If you can’t trust her to know where that line is, then you can’t trust her enough to marry her. 23. Her only friends are dudes Odds are, there’s a good reason why she doesn’t get along with other women, and it’s probably not their fault. Besides, have you ever had a hot female friend you didn’t want to bang? Didn’t think so. 24. She’s Crazy This may seem like another obvious one, but crazy chicks are dynamite in the sack, and the way that makes you feel can easily be misconstrued as love. Don’t make excuses for her erratic behavior, just nail her seven or eight times and move on. 25. She Finds Something wrong With every hotel room She doesn’t like the view, it’s too close to the elevator, there’s a scratch on the dresser—Jesus Christ, this woman is hard to please. Won’t be long before she’s nitpicking things about you. 26. She’s Bossy Don’t tell me what to do, girl 27. She owns too much Lingerie I don’t want her wearing anything she used to turn on her exes. Every woman should have only one or two pieces of “Bleep me” underwear. The rest should be gifts from you. 28. She’s A Gossip If she talks about everyone else behind their backs, I guarn-damn-tee you she’s talking behind yours. 29. She Has Daddy Issues Oh boy. All she wants is approval and presents. She has no idea that men fall into separate categories, and the last thing you want is a daughter for a wife. 30. She Drinks… A Lot Having a girlfriend who likes to party can be fun early on in the relationship. But it gets old real fast. If she’s still knocking them back like a sorority girl on spring break, you might want to start looking elsewhere. 31. She Uses S*x As A Tool Rewarding you with s*x for gifts or vacations may seem like a fair trade, but once she realizes she can use it to get what she wants, it’s all over for you, my man. 32. She Lied during your courtship Everybody puts their best foot forward in the early stages, but exaggeration or omission is one thing, outright lies are another. If she lied about her age or how many guys she’s been with, then she’s probably lying about what she wants out of a relationship, and what she’s willing to give. 33. She’s A Taker If you’re the generous sort (and you really should be), you’ll start out giving her gifts and such, because you want to make her happy. But if she comes to expect that as a defining characteristic of the relationship, it means she’s greedy. 34. She wants the relationship To Be All about her Everything is about what she wants and needs, and yours don’t matter. That’s not to say it should be all about you, either. A married couple is a team, it’s not about one person getting what they want, it’s about what’s best for the team. 35. When The Going Gets Tough, She Gets Going… Out The Door Some people just don’t want to deal with anyone else’s problems but their own. If she can’t let you lean on her during the hard times, you’re going to find yourself very lonely in your marriage. 36. She Gets Lazy Once she knows she’s landed you, you might see some things start to slip. She’s not keeping it tight, she doesn’t laugh at your jokes, she stops prettying herself up for you. This is a bad sign and you shouldn’t be guilty of it, either. 37. She Doesn’t Support You She has to take on your hopes and dreams, and you have to take on hers as well. If she doesn’t help you achieve what you want out of life, find someone else who will. 38. She Has No Hopes And Dreams Of Her own it amazes me how many people out there are content simply to exist. I’m not saying you have to try to be a rock star or President of the United States, but goddamn woman. Get off your a$s and do something with your life. 39. She’s Cheated Before What’s in the past is in the past and all that, and circumstances count for something, but more than likely, it means that when things aren’t going her way, she looks outside the relationship to make herself feel better. Cut her loose. 40. She Criticizes your hobbies Unless we’re talking about vintage porn collecting or excessive gambling, your interests are part of what makes you who you are. If she thinks what you do is stupid, then on some level, she thinks you are, too. 41. She Hates Your Friends Even if they’re the douchiest guys in the world, somewhere out there is a girl who thinks they’re as awesome as you do. 42. She Has cankles You’ll never get past it. 43. She’s Not In The Mood… Over And Over Again Hey, every once in a while, you’re not in the mood either, you Hot bastard. But if she’s putting you off too much, maybe you’re just not sexually compatible. 44. She Can’t (Or Won’t) Cook Of all my reasons so far, this one sounds the most sexist, at least by traditional standards. But a lot of women enjoy cooking for their men, and they appreciate it. Men like to eat, godammit. 45. She Never Goes Out With the GirlsHey, if she’s not blowing off steam with her friends every once in a while, then eventually, you’re going to be her only social outlet. The two of you will be bored with each other inside of a year. 46. She Has No Sense Of Humor Jesus Christ, lighten up. If you can’t laugh together, what joy do you get out of each other’s company when you’re not fucking? If she can’t take a joke—and give one back every once in a while—it just sucks all the air out of a relationship. 47. She Won’t Try New things In bed If this is going to be the last woman you’re ever going to sleep with, you’re going to want her to be a little adventurous. If she says no to everything from role-playing to anal intercourse, you better have a vivid imagination and a fast internet connection. 48. She Keeps Score If she’s constantly reminding you of times when you stayed out too late, came home too drunk or whatever, and using those times as bargaining chips, then you, my friend, are screwed. 49. She changes her mind too much It may be a woman’s prerogative, but if she can’t hold down a job and never wears the same thing twice, she has commitment issues and probably won’t spend the rest of her life with anything or anyone. 50. She’s an attention LovePeddler, just like some on here "sorry to say" if she wants all eyes on her all the time, then that’s a pretty good sign the only person she cares about is herself. # To be continue... # 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by IamDejman(m): 3:27pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Too Long jor |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by djeezy(m): 3:30pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Haba!!! 5O Signs!!!! No woman that won't fall into any of the categories. Nobody is perfect. 1 Like |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by holatin(m): 3:30pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
This is for those that want to marry not Guy dat want to be free from modern slavery |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:34pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:35pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
djeezy:Not perfect but it's a sign! |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by djeezy(m): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
LewisO:My point is that you can never find a lady that does not exhibit either of those signs as you called it. In other words you're implying we all remain single. |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by temmyt20(m): 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
dey there make una dey check 50 signs, after u don old finish cos u were looking for d perfect babe, una go come NL dey post say u dey find wife |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LaurelP(m): 3:43pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
After 50 signs u still put 'To be continued' Meaning dat you're done yet 3 Likes |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
djeezy:The post didn't say u should be single, it show if u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one. |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by iceberylin(m): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Am allergic to long posts |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:51pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
temmyt20:The post didn't say u should be single, it show if u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one. |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 3:52pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
iceberylin:Thanks bro take a look! |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by temmyt20(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
LewisO:ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material..or.......some guidelines to a successful relationship..for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 4:04pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
temmyt20:OK if u deviate it that way Adhered with u... |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 4:05pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
temmyt20:OK if u deviate it that way Adhered with u... |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Nobody: 4:35pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
I will only read those when Buhari becomes a christian. |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Medunah: 5:00pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
You go wait tire!! Lobbish |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 5:06pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 5:08pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
3cycle: I knew u won't have interest in reading it Anyway Thanks "3cycle"... |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:01pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
My chick has all this issue but the thing is I'm just real with mah self I don't take anything I can't take, I don't take. I just believe you a man by how you handle situations. |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
fruqsy:Good! most ladies have such problems, but it depends on u to handle that so as not to get out of hand so she won't be able to continue such things In marriage! |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Op, you are a plagiarist, you just copied and paste this article without even editing it. Wetin concern me and beatles... |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Slonge2:I didn't copy and past that, I'm used my phone not a system on ms world, so am allergic to make mistake. Its still readable, the point is the post! |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by lasheez(m): 6:56pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Copy and paste things since the BCs and ADs |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by LewisO: 7:04pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
lasheez:If u type that... |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Wendie94: 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
To be continued ke |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Wendie94: 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
To be continued ke?? |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by ireneony(f): 8:03pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
op don de go psycho . 50 gini....all these copy and paste stories without giving us the source. nawa o yeye de smell. op carry this go joke section, your talent is needed there . op better carve one for yourself cos any woman can fall into this catergories. funny thread, funny op. hahaha |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by ireneony(f): 8:06pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
iceberylin:correct |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by Natasha2(f): 8:15pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
a whole 50? Mtchewwwwwwwwww till my lips cut |
Re: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by AMZYMAYO(m): 8:34pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
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