I knew this is very much lengthy, but I will like u guys to glance on it very well and study it just like you final year in school so u need to study the important part very well so as not to fall in victim of failure, I knew we are very much familiar or know some well because we aren't a learner, so sounds funny, but please guys do forgive me if I have typed some in very aberrant way.

1. She’s Clingy
Let’s start simple, shall we? Everybody wants to
be with someone who feels they live without without them, but when she tatooliterally literally, it’s suffocating and it will drive you
crazy. Run.

2. She Complains When go out With The Guys
Sticking with the obvious, this is a huge red flag.
Not letting you hang with your friends means she
wants to be the only person in your life, and
that’s a recipe for disaster.

3. She think change Change You
Ah, this little nugget is as old as time. She
thinks you have potential to be exactly what she
wants, and it’s her job to shape you into it. Well,
guess what? This has never once, in the entire
history of relationships, ever been successful.

4. She’s Jealous
A little jealousy is fine—after all, you don’t want
her flirting with other dudes, right? But if she
flips out every time a woman crosses your field
of vision, you’ve got your work cut out for you,
my friend.

5. She Doesn’t Trust You
This is really an extension of #4, but we’re going
for 100 here, so bear with me. The truth is, this
extends beyond jealousy into something deeper.
She wants to know where you are and who
you’re with every second of the day, and that’s
just not gonna fly. You know what all good
relationships are built on, right?

6. She’s Controlling
She only cares about your opinion and tries to
force you into agreeing with her. She decides
where you go and what you do. Might as well
hand over your balls, because you sure as hell
aren’t using them.

7. She Has No Confidence
She doesn’t think she’s good enough for
anything, not her job, not her friends and not
you. It may seem cool to be held up to such a
lofty position, but that’s not someone u want
as a partner.

8. She Wears A stud In Her tongue
Every time I see one of those, I think the same
thing: “That girl has probably had a whole lot of
d*Cks in her mouth.”

9. Her Daddy Pays Her CreditbCard Bill
This girl has never had to learn anything about
fiscal responsibility and will more than likely
spend all the money you have and some you
don’t.

10. It’s Your Second Date And
She’s Already Talking about marriage
This girl just wants to get married, period. And
she’s not that discerning anymore. She’s not
thinking, “I’m madly in love and want to spend
the rest of my life with this guy.” It’s more like,
“He’ll do.”

11. She Doesn’t Get Along with her mother
Whatever issues she has, she should’ve worked
that shit out by the time she was nineteen. It
doesn’t bode well for how she handles close
relationships if she can’t manage to get along
with her own mother.

12. She Gets Along With Her Mother Too Well
On the opposite side of the coin, if she’s on the
phone with her mom five times a day, then she
hasn’t grown up enough to get married. You’ll
basically be married to your own mother-in-law,
and that sounds horrible.

13. She Can’t Name All Four Members Of The Beatles
There are some things that every single person
on planet Earth should know, and this is one of
them. Even that goofy bullshit she calls music
wouldn’t exist today without those guys.

14. She’s Never Seen STAR WARS
Because… I mean… come on.

15. She’s Been In a three-way with Two Dudes
It would be tough to get that image out of your
head. Like a pig on a spit. And I don’t think it
needs to be mentioned, but a three-way with
another chick is completely acceptable nay,
encouraged.

16. She’s Always Late
Someone once told her she was worth waiting
for and boy, did she run with it. She’s making
you wait for hours on end as a way of controlling
you. If she’s not ready when she says she’s
going to be, just leave without her—she will
definitely break up with you and you’ll be all the
better for it.

17. She Talks about how much She Hates Men
Ah, the man-hater. She’s been d*cked over time
and time again, or at least that’s her story. She
tells you what she loves about you is that you’re
different from all the other guys she’s ever been
with. But guess what? You’re not.

18. She Thinks She’s Prettier or beautiful than She Is
The opposite is so much more attractive. I don’t
want a woman telling me how hot she is. That’s
my job.

19. The Only Books She Owns Are Self-Help
If one or two didn’t do the trick, it’s most likely
a lost cause. Besides, if she doesn’t read, she’s
probably not all that interesting, anyway.

20. She thinks Dane Cook Is funny
He’s not.

21. She Starts To Cry Every Time You Have A Fight like blubbering idiot
Arguing is normal and healthy in relationships.
But she can’t take the heat, so she turns on the
waterworks. Then you feel like shit.
Congratulations, you can look forward to a
lifetime of emotional manipulation.

22. She tells her Friends EVERYTHING
Women talk—we know this. But there are some
things that need to be kept within the confines of
the relationship. If you can’t trust her to know
where that line is, then you can’t trust her
enough to marry her.

23. Her only friends are dudes
Odds are, there’s a good reason why she
doesn’t get along with other women, and it’s
probably not their fault. Besides, have you ever
had a hot female friend you didn’t want to bang?
Didn’t think so.

24. She’s Crazy
This may seem like another obvious one, but
crazy chicks are dynamite in the sack, and the
way that makes you feel can easily be
misconstrued as love. Don’t make excuses for
her erratic behavior, just nail her seven or eight
times and move on.

25. She Finds Something wrong With every hotel room
She doesn’t like the view, it’s too close to the
elevator, there’s a scratch on the dresser—Jesus
Christ, this woman is hard to please. Won’t be
long before she’s nitpicking things about you.

26. She’s Bossy
Don’t tell me what to do, girl

27. She owns too much Lingerie
I don’t want her wearing anything she used to
turn on her exes. Every woman should have only
one or two pieces of “Bleep me” underwear. The
rest should be gifts from you.

28. She’s A Gossip
If she talks about everyone else behind their
backs, I guarn-damn-tee you she’s talking
behind yours.

29. She Has Daddy Issues
Oh boy. All she wants is approval and presents.
She has no idea that men fall into separate
categories, and the last thing you want is a
daughter for a wife.

30. She Drinks… A Lot
Having a girlfriend who likes to party can be fun
early on in the relationship. But it gets old real
fast. If she’s still knocking them back like a
sorority girl on spring break, you might want to
start looking elsewhere.

31. She Uses S*x As A Tool
Rewarding you with s*x for gifts or vacations
may seem like a fair trade, but once she realizes
she can use it to get what she wants, it’s all
over for you, my man.

32. She Lied during your courtship
Everybody puts their best foot forward in the
early stages, but exaggeration or omission is one
thing, outright lies are another. If she lied about
her age or how many guys she’s been with, then
she’s probably lying about what she wants out
of a relationship, and what she’s willing to give.

33. She’s A Taker
If you’re the generous sort (and you really
should be), you’ll start out giving her gifts and
such, because you want to make her happy. But
if she comes to expect that as a defining
characteristic of the relationship, it means she’s
greedy.

34. She wants the relationship To Be All about her
Everything is about what she wants and needs,
and yours don’t matter. That’s not to say it
should be all about you, either. A married couple
is a team, it’s not about one person getting what
they want, it’s about what’s best for the team.

35. When The Going Gets Tough, She Gets Going… Out
The Door
Some people just don’t want to deal with anyone
else’s problems but their own. If she can’t let
you lean on her during the hard times, you’re
going to find yourself very lonely in your
marriage.

36. She Gets Lazy
Once she knows she’s landed you, you might
see some things start to slip. She’s not keeping
it tight, she doesn’t laugh at your jokes, she
stops prettying herself up for you. This is a bad
sign and you shouldn’t be guilty of it, either.

37. She Doesn’t Support You
She has to take on your hopes and dreams, and
you have to take on hers as well. If she doesn’t
help you achieve what you want out of life, find
someone else who will.

38. She Has No Hopes And
Dreams Of Her own it amazes me how many people out there are content simply to exist. I’m not saying you have to try to be a rock star or President of the United States, but goddamn woman. Get off your a$s
and do something with your life.

39. She’s Cheated Before
What’s in the past is in the past and all that, and
circumstances count for something, but more
than likely, it means that when things aren’t
going her way, she looks outside the relationship
to make herself feel better. Cut her loose.

40. She Criticizes your hobbies
Unless we’re talking about vintage porn
collecting or excessive gambling, your interests
are part of what makes you who you are. If she
thinks what you do is stupid, then on some level,
she thinks you are, too.

41. She Hates Your Friends
Even if they’re the douchiest guys in the world,
somewhere out there is a girl who thinks they’re
as awesome as you do.

42. She Has cankles
You’ll never get past it.

43. She’s Not In The Mood… Over And Over Again
Hey, every once in a while, you’re not in the
mood either, you Hot bastard. But if she’s
putting you off too much, maybe you’re just not
sexually compatible.

44. She Can’t (Or Won’t) Cook
Of all my reasons so far, this one sounds the
most sexist, at least by traditional standards. But
a lot of women enjoy cooking for their men, and
they appreciate it. Men like to eat, godammit.

45. She Never Goes Out With the GirlsHey, if she’s not blowing off steam with her friends every once in a while, then eventually, you’re going to be her only social outlet. The two of you will be bored with each other inside of a year.

46. She Has No Sense Of Humor
Jesus Christ, lighten up. If you can’t laugh together, what joy do you get out of each other’s company when you’re not fucking? If she can’t take a joke—and give one back every once in a while—it just sucks all the air out of a
relationship.

47. She Won’t Try New things
In bed If this is going to be the last woman you’re ever
going to sleep with, you’re going to want her to
be a little adventurous. If she says no to
everything from role-playing to anal intercourse,
you better have a vivid imagination and a fast
internet connection.

48. She Keeps Score
If she’s constantly reminding you of times when
you stayed out too late, came home too drunk or
whatever, and using those times as bargaining
chips, then you, my friend, are screwed.

49. She changes her mind too much
It may be a woman’s prerogative, but if she
can’t hold down a job and never wears the same thing twice, she has commitment issues and probably won’t spend the rest of her life with anything or anyone.

50. She’s an attention LovePeddler, just like some on here "sorry to say" if she wants all eyes on her all the time, then that’s a pretty good sign the only person she
cares about is herself.

# To be continue... #

Too Long jor

Haba!!! 5O Signs!!!! No woman that won't fall into any of the categories. Nobody is perfect.

This is for those that want to marry not Guy dat want to be free from modern slavery

IamDejman:
Too Long jor

Bro please do try and read it

Thanks!

djeezy:
Haba!!! 5O Signs!!!! No woman that won't fall into any of the categories. Nobody is perfect.

Not perfect but it's a sign!

LewisO:
Not perfect but it's a sign!

My point is that you can never find a lady that does not exhibit either of those signs as you called it. In other words you're implying we all remain single.

dey there make una dey check 50 signs, after u don old finish cos u were looking for d perfect babe, una go come NL dey post say u dey find wife

After 50 signs u still put 'To be continued'
Meaning dat you're done yet

djeezy:
My point is that you can never find a lady that does not exhibit either of those signs as you called it. In other words you're implying we all remain single.

The post didn't say u should be single, it show if u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one.

Am allergic to long posts

temmyt20:
dey there make una dey check 50 signs, after u don old finish cos u were looking for d perfect babe, una go come NL dey post say u dey find wife

The post didn't say u should be single, it show if
u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a
wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one.

iceberylin:
Am allergic to long posts

Thanks bro take a look!

LewisO:

The post didn't say u should be single, it show if
u're with a woman who isn't competent to be a
wife just walk out of her, u can get a good one.

ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material..or.......some guidelines to a successful relationship..for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng

temmyt20:
ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material....for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng

OK if u deviate it that way

Adhered with u...

temmyt20:
ohk, u said..,.50 pure signs to kno she is nt marriage material......dat means if a woman shld av one of dis signs, no marry her.....u shld av written 50 signs she MAY nt b marriage material..or.......some guidelines to a successful relationship..for instance, point no 2. just because she is always complaining when u go out wth frnds doesn't mean u shl nt marry hr...she is probably jealous, she is probably expecting u to tak hr alng once......am typin wth my phone and cant rly post much.......to me, d topic title is wrng

OK if u deviate it that way

Adhered with u...

I will only read those when Buhari becomes a christian.

You go wait tire!! Lobbish

Medunah:
You go wait tire!! Lobbish

I new it's gonna be lobbish or "Rubbish to u!

Thanks

3cycle:
I will only read those when Buhari becomes a christian.

I knew u won't have interest in reading it

Anyway Thanks "3cycle"...

My chick has all this issue but the thing is I'm just real with mah self I don't take anything I can't take, I don't take. I just believe you a man by how you handle situations.

fruqsy:
My chick has all this issue but the thing is I'm just real with mah self I don't take anything I can't take, I don't take. I just believe you a man by how you handle situations.

Good! most ladies have such problems, but it depends on u to handle that so as not to get out of hand so she won't be able to continue such things In marriage!

Op, you are a plagiarist, you just copied and paste this article without even editing it.

Wetin concern me and beatles...

Slonge2:
Op, you are a plagiarist, you just copied and paste this article without even editing it.

Wetin concern me and beatles...

I didn't copy and past that, I'm used my phone not a system on ms world, so am allergic to make mistake.

Its still readable, the point is the post!

Copy and paste things since the BCs and ADs

lasheez:
Copy and paste things since the BCs and ADs

If u type that...

To be continued ke

To be continued ke??

op don de go psycho .
50 gini....all these copy and paste stories without giving us the source.
nawa o yeye de smell.
op carry this go joke section, your talent is needed there .
op better carve one for yourself cos any woman can fall into this catergories.
funny thread, funny op.
hahaha

iceberylin:
Am allergic to long posts

correct

Nice

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