I'm sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

Do what you want... = Don't do what you want.

We need to talk... = I need to complain

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.



True or False
#Add urs

Hahah, was expecting this since sha. But most of em are true!

Counter thread

Lol. Epic!

But that doesn't mean this is what they mean in every situation!

Someone might take this serious and this might lead to a breakup.

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. Epic!

But that doesn't mean this is what they mean in every situation!

Someone might take this serious and this might lead to a breakup.

Lol..it happens in most situations tho

Jarizod:
Lol..it happens in most situations tho

Lol!
Yeah!

Bae let's talk! Then the mood changes, and the soundtarck changes too.
Ghen ghen ghen!

No problem = it means neither YES nor NO

Whatever = it means NONE OF MY BUSINESS

Alright = it means LETS WAIT AND SEE

I'll think about it = it means AM NOT CONCERN I NEED A BREATHING SPACE or FREE ME.

Oh my gosh = it means AM FED UP or confuse

You know as in = it means YOU SHOULD HAVE GET WHAT I'M SAYING...

How i wish i be, have or do sth= it means I REALLY NEED TO BE, DO OR HAVE STH

You've never done anything good to me = it means YOU DONT DO WHAT I WANT FOR ME NOW...

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. Epic!

But that doesn't mean this is what they mean in every situation!

Someone might take this serious and this might lead to a breakup.

who could be that shallow?

gracile:

who could be that shallow?

A lot of people!

Don't tell me you haven't taken anything you've seen on nairaland serious

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. Epic!

But that doesn't mean this is what they mean in every situation!

Someone might take this serious and this might lead to a breakup.

c'mon, who could be that shallow

u are not caring = she need an iPhone 6 as a gift
I no longer feel anything for u = ur days are numbered
I'm not happy = she wants u to ask why. ( ask at ur own risk)

LogoDWhiz:


A lot of people!

Don't tell me you haven't taken anything you've seen on nairaland serious

ahlotov things here aren't applicable to reality they are just like in the movies, too many things are sugar -coated and overrated here
A wise person would always filter every information with objectivity and pick only what's needful

gracile:

c'mon, who could be that shallow

I've answered u aedy!

gracile:

ahlotov things here aren't applicable to reality they are just like in the movies, too many things are sugar -coated and overrated here
A wise person would always filter every information with objectivity and pick only what's needful

@ d bolded.
Not everyone is wise!

Moreso, u still believe some things right?

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@ d bolded.
Not everyone is wise!

Moreso, u still believe some things right?

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definitely i believe sommmme things, I'm not totally skeptical nah but I'm careful, especially with posts that assumes everyone is a chump!

[quote author=gracile post=29289256][/quote]

Hmm okay.

u do know that the post was generalising things?
So, someone might believe that's how really things are.

Might be having doubts.
This is just the evidence to confirm everything

ive never entnred your hostel b4 or ive never been to ur house b4 = IM HOR.NY