During the New Year Address by Mr. President, I noticed some very strange things. First, the President had lipstick on; Secondly, he had powdered his face heavily; Thirdly he was sitting on a bright red chair (debatable if that is out of place or not). Nevertheless, what is with the President and his lipstick?

As usual people will take Shekau more seriously than they would take anything the President says. If you doubt it: Imagine Shekau telling you that he will come and raid your house at a certain time, and Goodluck Jonathan tells you not to worry that he would provide you with security. Who do you listen to?

Vote wisely do not be fooled. Say no to lipstick and makeup Presidents!

-CramJones

Jonathan probably spent the crossover night drinking strong liquor, He woke up stoned, hungover and weak and in a bid to meet his appointment with NTA just took Patience Umblerras makeup kit and applied it.

Cluelessness doesnt affect just one part of your life, It affects everything

Clown! Someone dressed him up with extreme make-up.

There is something that eats up their bodies in Aso Rock.
If you loook xlosely, Jona has been shrinking lately with several creases of unsightly wrinkes on his face.
An aging demon is certianly at work. Fear Aso Rock
Pancake to the answer jor.

What else would you expect from a confused man??

GMB all the way!

Let me guess; Cramjones is a mouthpiece of Shekau these days. Oh I forgot, that APC pays you $150,000 to be silly.

[size=24]if people that works or the people that are close to Jonathan can just let the man be for just a month, he will be better than this. BTW, maybe it's because of harmattan he applied wetslip.[/size]

This man don come with his expensive joke again.

Billyonaire:
Let me guess; Cramjones is a mouthpiece of Shekau these days. Oh I forgot, that APC pays you $150,000 to be silly.

i thaught as much. Cramjones you need urgent psychiatric evalution from the nairaland resident pschiatrist. Your case is getting tougher for us to handle.

I saw the program on channels and I also thought he had powder and lipstick on. Gej my nigga. You jst can't stop being fresh. Xoxoxoxo. Baddest nigga ever. Awon ti clueless

cramjones:
During the New Year Address by Mr. President, I noticed some very strange things. First, the President had lipstick on; Secondly, he had powdered his face heavily; Thirdly he was sitting on a bright red chair (debatable if that is out of place or not). Nevertheless, what is with the President and his lipstick?

As usual people will take Shekau more seriously than they would take anything the President says. If you doubt it: Imagine Shekau telling you that he will come and raid your house at a certain time, and Goodluck Jonathan tells you not to worry that he would provide you with security. Who do you listen to?

Vote wisely do not be fooled. Say no to lipstick and makeup Presidents!

-CramJones

Wearing lipstick? Kindly correct it.

raumdeuter:
Jonathan probably spent the crossover night drinking strong liquor, He woke up stoned, hungover and weak and in a bid to meet his appointment with NTA just took Patience Umblerras makeup kit and applied it.

Cluelessness doesnt affect just one part of your life, It affects everything

starting off the new year with lies is something else..even if you're paid to do so, show some self respect. Yea, a friend of mine said he's being paid to "gather support for buhari online". So don't even deny it bruh. I know how you guys work now..lol. Am not judging you tho, it's all part of the hustle. But be careful, don't let petty things be your curse and ruin your life

it looks as if he did actually wore that stuff.

And I was still telling my fam dat dey shuld see our president has pink lips or is it make up... Didnt know people noticed it too

raumdeuter:
Jonathan probably spent the crossover night drinking strong liquor, He woke up stoned, hungover and weak and in a bid to meet his appointment with NTA just took Patience Umblerras makeup kit and applied it.

Cluelessness doesnt affect just one part of your life, It affects everything

I don't want to call u Olofofo

even if he wears brazilian wig, bra, female pants and high heel cover shoe we dont care,,,,,,its jona baba till 2019

I somehow noticed that something was wrong with the picture yesternight, but I didn't know what was actually wrong. I only noticed something like a fat face. The guy is just a clown. Anyway, this won't happen again come next January because he's leaving there in May!

the picture looks photo shopped.

cramjones:
During the New Year Address by Mr. President, I noticed some very strange things. First, the President had lipstick on; Secondly, he had powdered his face heavily; Thirdly he was sitting on a bright red chair (debatable if that is out of place or not). Nevertheless, what is with the President and his lipstick?

As usual people will take Shekau more seriously than they would take anything the President says. If you doubt it: Imagine Shekau telling you that he will come and raid your house at a certain time, and Goodluck Jonathan tells you not to worry that he would provide you with security. Who do you listen to?

Vote wisely do not be fooled. Say no to lipstick and makeup Presidents!

-CramJones

handiwork of a deranged and paid moraphocka

Haaanhaaan nau.. Who did d make-up for him b4 d show? GEJ supporters should lock him/her UP!! They didn't apply enuf foundation so d powder reflected under d studio light.....buh for d lipstick.. Sister nono oo.

If he likes he should wear pancake, all I need is good road! Lagos Abeokuta road is in total disarray, especially Ile epo bus stop. The road is a nightmare

Cramjones, kudos on your new job as GEJ campaign media director. Make sure you take cocaine before making announcements.

FastShipping:
Clown! Someone dressed him up with extreme make-up.

When I saw my president with heavy pancake, eye shadow and lipstick ,I remembered the five moniker president alluded to by OBJ..

Maybe Oduah, Patience, Ngozi or Diezeani was,addressing us !!! !!!!??

NIJJAking:
even if he wears brazilian wig, bra, female pants and high heel cover shoe we dont care,,,,,,its jona baba till 2019

No fall my hand, u r trying ti describe someone I saw around Ayilara... Na there una wan open shop later later?? So national tv na dress rehearsal.
.... abi

Madam patience made him up!!!! Did she paint his nails too??

Come to think of it, perhaps the president wore make up to hide the fact that he's suffering from hang over. We all know that he likes ogogoro.

starlingleanets:
Wearing lipstick? Kindly correct it.

Correct to what again?
Some folks like to find fault where they don't exist

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starlingleanets:
Wearing lipstick? Kindly correct it.

Olodo!!

raumdeuter:
Jonathan probably spent the crossover night drinking strong liquor, He woke up stoned, hungover and weak and in a bid to meet his appointment with NTA just took Patience Umblerras makeup kit and applied it.

Cluelessness doesnt affect just one part of your life, It affects everything

Mr Observer,I think it's high time you and your APC loosers hide your faces in shame. Your hate for GEJ is disgusting,but It will never stop him. As for Cramjones,he is a known clown...a decorated one at that...