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Things That Made Your Childhood A Memorable One,read And Comment by Datruggedman: 8:49am On Jan 06, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up 4 Him, then send this to 7pple if u Luv Jesus. I DO |
Re: Things That Made Your Childhood A Memorable One,read And Comment by happykidArotiba(m): 8:51am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Table soccer,bathing in the rain, building castles everywea. with anything. KISSING our chicks and we'll say we kissed....Lol As in, childhood was fun den. not dis bleeped up generation of technology, children will be indoors using 2go, whatsapp, e.t.c. I tink only the less privileged still do all dis.... |
Re: Things That Made Your Childhood A Memorable One,read And Comment by Datruggedman: 8:52am On Jan 06, 2015 |
alrit |
Re: Things That Made Your Childhood A Memorable One,read And Comment by alberto2k(m): 8:53am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Op... U didn't mention gere-gere and tyre riding Cuz na dat one I cruise pass I later got a Bicycle tho |
Re: Things That Made Your Childhood A Memorable One,read And Comment by Datruggedman: 8:55am On Jan 06, 2015 |
alberto2k:tyre riding is included |
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