The 14 types of co*ck blocks you could bump
into!!!

Co*ck blocks can come in many different ways.
But you can recognize a co*ck block and define
them using these 14 different types of co*ck
blocks.
If you do come across these co*ck blocks, try to
get the girl’s attention as soon as you can, and
distance yourself from the co*ck block before it’s
too late!

#1 Your annoying friend.
The guy who walks up
to you and says “how’s your girlfriend?” or “how’s
your wife?” when you’re talking to a cute girl just
to annoy you or make the girl you’re talking to
back away because it seems like you’re already
taken by another girl. He may do this either to
show off just how funny he is and win the girl
over, or to anger you and make you look bad so
he can talk to the girl instead.

#2 The rescuing co*ck block.
If you’re talking to
a girl and giving her all your attention *and she
seems to be loving it*, her friend may pull her
away from you because she’s just annoyed by
the attention you’re giving the pretty girl. Her
friend could use any excuse from “we’re late and
need to go…”, “we have to meet a friend…” or
the less obvious and sneaky one, “we need to
use the ladies room…” and drag the girl away
even if the girl seems really interested in
continuing the conversation with you.

#3 The rude co*ck block.
This is usually the
girl’s bitchy friend. She may not drag the girl
away from you, but her aura of negativity may
just depress you. Even as you talk to the girl you
like, her friend may sulk, whine, or behave
restless the whole while. She may even get rude
when you ask her something or try to involve her
in the conversation.

#4 The conversation making co*ck block.
This is
a sneaky co*ck block you may not notice for a
while, until you start seeing red and it’s too
late. The girl’s friend may involve herself in the
conversation and pretend to be happy *for a
while*. But as the conversation progresses, she
may get rude with you or pick arguments with
you just to get you to burst out in anger, which
would make you look bad in front of the girl
you’re trying to impress.

#5 The flirty co*ck block.
This is a naughty and
competitive minx we’re talking about. You may
be talking to a great girl and having a fun time.
And at some point of time, her naughty friend
may join the conversation, and try to cut the
conversation away from the girl you’re talking to.
This co*ck block may flirt with you, push the
other girl away or even drag you and walk away
with you just to show her friend that she’s the
better girl!

#6 The clingy co*ck block.
You’re talking to a girl
you want to take home, and her friend just
doesn’t want to let go. Her friend sticks to her
the whole while, and doesn’t excuse herself even
if there are other friends to hang out with!

#7 The bitter girl.
When the girl you’re talking
to excuses herself for some reason, her friend
may speak of the girl in bad light and bitch
about it. Or she may even suggest that she’s the
better girl who’s more deserving of your
attention.

#8 The co*ck blocking wingman.
You take your
wingman along to try and talk to a few girls,
assuming your friend will support you as you hit
on the girl you like. But instead, your wingman
turns on you and makes you look bad by making
nasty jokes about you and tries his best to make
himself look like the better man.

#9 The noisy co*ck block.
Have you ever
encountered a noisy friend of the girl you’re
trying to hit on? You have worked your way into
a group of girls. And you may be trying hard to
impress the girl you like.
But this friend of hers may be loud, obnoxious
and really annoying, and constantly trying to get
everyone’s attention towards herself. Even if the
girl you’re talking to seems very interested in
just talking to you, her annoying friend may keep
calling out to her or interrupting both of you
just to get attention.

#10 The prick.
This kind of a co*ck block could
come in the form of the girl’s friend, and at
times, even in the form of your own friend. If
you’re trying to impress a girl, her friend may
interrupt you with rude lines just to put you off,
or hurt your confidence. She may say things like
“Is that the best line you could come up with?”
or “Okay… so how many girls have you said that
to before?!” just to make you feel uncomfortable
and force you to walk away with your tail tucked
in between your legs.

#11 The friend zone co*ck block.
This kind of a
co*ck block comes in the form of her guy friend
who likes her, but can’t ever have her. He may
be around when you try to hit on the girl, and
he may constantly try to say something to
demean you or insult you just because he’s
closer to her and can get away with saying
anything he wants.

#12 The funny co*ck block.
Your own guy friends
may do this just to have some fun at your
expense. Each time you try to hook up with a
girl, they may try to butt in or pull you away,
just because they think it’s hilarious!

#13 The back stabbing co*ck block.
You may
have spent an entire night talking to a girl and
having a great time with her. And just as you
exit to get her a drink, your friend may bring
himself into the picture and take your place.
And if he finds her in a wild and tipsy mood, he
may even take her to the dance floor and make
out with her!

#14 She’s taken.
When the girl you like steps
out for some reason, her friend may tell you to
back off because she’s taken already and has a
boyfriend. The minute you hear that, you’d
assume her friend wouldn’t lie, and you may
back off, only to find out later that it was her
annoying friend who was just playing the part of
a co*ck blocker.