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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by omostar: 8:33am On Jan 11, 2015
zingywingy:
A pick pocket that stole a wallet with 2500naira was mobbed to death by hungry Nigerians on d street, and Buhari was so generous to send millions looters, to jail and GEJ sees Billions looters as corruption not stealing..Police pension funds looter uses police escort on d street..#Police sef are dumb tongue.
Please vote wisely...China and Ghana took drastic decision abt corruption and they develop.. Chinese law against corruption is death penalty. We need change to progress
Yes o, china don't take it easy with corrupt office holders. Call them whatever name you may wish but Nigeria definitely do need to take some drastic actions. I am not just sure how buhari will be able to do it without those corrupt devils breaking his neck.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by simplexvi: 8:48am On Jan 11, 2015
i think he said that to let nigerians know that failbuhari is too old too rule this country

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by anonimi: 8:58am On Jan 11, 2015
For those who may have forgotten the context of our president's comments:


The President wondered how Buhari would develop the country’s economy, a feat he could not achieve while he was in office as head of state between 1983 and 1985.

“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by allanphash7(m): 9:02am On Jan 11, 2015
Thumb up 4 u






#SAI BUHARI
musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by fckmn24seg(m): 9:03am On Jan 11, 2015
KingEbukaBlog:
After President Jonathan accused Buhari of not knowing his phone number because of his old age , APC fans did some research and found a clever response to the accusation . One of the reasons why I love blogging about politics in Nigeria ,such drama!

See it below :

source ; http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/01/apc-replies-jonathans-joke-about-buhari.html

Perfect
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by watered(m): 9:10am On Jan 11, 2015
musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!
You will still cry next month for this act of yours shall be in vain.

GEJ_2015
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by popcykaylah(m): 9:11am On Jan 11, 2015
Acidosis:
Buhari should give his own reply, bloody illiterates
when you better irrelevant things to store in your brains ...I don't even know the mobile number of my tablet..I stored it in my directory..that's why you have a device and its childish and stupid for the president to say such ...shows his level of cluelessness..?

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by angelsing(m): 9:17am On Jan 11, 2015
bobo65:
Lolz
im sure GEJ was just tryna say buhari is not only an illiterate but a dunce too

I dunno about u o
but wen I look into any picture of buhari...all is see is a military man dat doesnt give a damn about anything order than violence and killing

Yes he might reduce d disturbance of boko haram dat he started and some corruption practices but kiss good road...light ..education and any social activity good bye

And its an insult and also out of place to compare Einstein to Buhari. ..its like comparing marc vivian foe to ikedia
This is another assumption on ur part just to justify ur reason for voting GEJ...violence and killing like u said as if u see the future..This is not the military regime where the president control everything that happens in the country, have heard things like he will islamitise nigeria like he controls all the legislator and senators...All this baseless premonition and assumption will get u no where...Just say GEJ till 2050 and save us unnecessary argument

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Redoil: 9:19am On Jan 11, 2015
omostar:

I know other peoples number because I call them frequently but I don't know mine-- and I am not dumb.

go out and shut the door
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Redoil: 9:21am On Jan 11, 2015
unmask:
learn to punctuate
ok thanks. Get out and shut the door.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 9:23am On Jan 11, 2015
. . . . . . If you want to campaign for Buhari, give Jonathan the microphone !!!

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by dantewest: 9:25am On Jan 11, 2015
But its ok for Obama to pop jokes at the opposition in the United States of America but it's a terrible sin here in Nigeria.

I shake my head to those who take the news personal enough to rain insults on your president. Isn't that disrespectful?

There's absolutely nothing wrong to criticize with non insulting mood.

in my opinion, I see nothing wrong about what Jonathan said, it was a good laugh in this period of World wide disorder.

it pays to research more, and question more.

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by angelsing(m): 9:27am On Jan 11, 2015
stormkiid:
All thoze supporting buhari I pity u all. Nigerian can be so ignorant about what they know itz true Buhari iz a very wicked and cruel human who must not win thiz election by mistake. Ask your fatha and motha about this man and how he waz when he ruled I know u all re gonna take a back seat. Think and look back before saying anything good about someone
And jonathan is a Good man after his minister conducted a scam of a recruitment where Nigerian youth died and the same minister still remain in his cabinet campaigning for him...Tell me who is more wicked...Nobody will force u to vote for Buhari but to come out and be presuming what u know nothing about is just cruel, callous and baseless just to show u don't like someone

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by angelsing(m): 9:30am On Jan 11, 2015
Hydrogen9R:
1.buhari reply by your self are your fans going to reply when. The press ask you a question for you campianers to deffend buhari shows they are truly lost.
2.at least Albert knows where his phone number is.This old man should leave the feature to young men.
Dude Buhari was at the last debate and he answered question by himself, where was Jonathan?.oh I forgot he ran away only to surface and had an interview with Dbanj like he is contesting against Dbanj

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 9:31am On Jan 11, 2015
Jonadoom is nig's deadliest disease! Worse than ebola & aids combined.....feBUHARI 2015 is d CURE!

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by ilovecritics(m): 9:32am On Jan 11, 2015
KingEbukaBlog:
After President Jonathan accused Buhari of not knowing his phone number because of his old age , APC fans did some research and found a clever response to the accusation . One of the reasons why I love blogging about politics in Nigeria ,such drama!

See it below :

source ; http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/01/apc-replies-jonathans-joke-about-buhari.html



It's no longer news that SEUN is an APC supporter, so nothing good can be written here about GEJ!!

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 9:35am On Jan 11, 2015
pacesetter939:
This shows GEJ understands the body language of Nigerians as we are set to return him back to Otueke come FeBUHARI 14, 2015 as he has completely lost touch with himself. After 6years on the saddle as the C-in-C of the Nigeria State, this is what the Chief Clueless one has to say to us.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by kenex4ever(m): 9:45am On Jan 11, 2015
PassingShot:
It was dumb of Jonathan to have even said that. Does he really know his own phone number/s by heart? I will be surprised if he did because that will mean he pays undue attention to irrelevant stuffs but fails to give necessary attention to worthy issues.

Stoopid president!
apc and propaganda.
U guys can edit even d BIBLE/Koran just to prove dat dat cattle rearer is right.
So if he is nt with his phone or mayb his Ba3 z low, he won't give out his number? Dumb people, dumb defense.

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Badassniggga(m): 9:49am On Jan 11, 2015
Acidosis:
Buhari should give his own reply, bloody illiterates
guy you better worry about your(our) governor... He's just there looting kogi dry while we the masses are yet to see any meaningful development in the state.....

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by ogiewanye(m): 10:01am On Jan 11, 2015
14th feBUHARI....nice DATE for the election
#TeamVoteOutCluelessLeader

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by LastProphet: 10:03am On Jan 11, 2015
bobo65:
Lolz
im sure GEJ was just tryna say buhari is not only an illiterate but a dunce too

I dunno about u o
but wen I look into any picture of buhari...all is see is a military man dat doesnt give a damn about anything order than violence and killing

Yes he might reduce d disturbance of boko haram dat he started and some corruption practices but kiss good road...light ..education and any social activity good bye

And its an insult and also out of place to compare Einstein to Buhari. ..its like comparing marc vivian foe to ikedia

Am very very sure you are 16 to 17yrs at the most, very sure you have never even heard of PTF and what it achieved - u had not been born then, wonder who gave u a phone
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by tunjijones(m): 10:06am On Jan 11, 2015
aguiyi:
This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein
. What about comparing GEJ to Jesus Christ?

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 10:07am On Jan 11, 2015
ilovecritics:




It's no longer news that SEUN is an APC supporter, so nothing good can be written here about GEJ!!


This is the dumbest comment on NL so far this year....

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 10:08am On Jan 11, 2015
Instead of Jonathan to focus on delivering democratic dividents, he's busy memorising phone numbers. I don't know why this man is juist too brainless and clueless

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Badgers14: 10:14am On Jan 11, 2015
Na wah for GEJ and his campaign team, who cares if Buhari can't remember his phone number undecided how does that provide employment for unemployed Graduate ?, how would that bring back Chibok girls How would that improve Nigeria' s economy . They call Buhari an illiterate but Buhari is running a far better campaign than Ph.D holder GEJ.

# Sai Buhari 2015.

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by emmy4life02(m): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2015
LMAyedun:
GEJ till 2019
who is viola okolie

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Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by natureblack(m): 10:45am On Jan 11, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
I pity Jonathan by the time Tinubu joins Buhari's campaign. Jagaban will take him to the cleaners.



"People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision"- John Maxwell



The nefarious chronicle of your General still haunts a greater electorates,and that will play a prodigious roll in the polling-unit.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by calaway: 10:56am On Jan 11, 2015
KingEbukaBlog:
After President Jonathan accused Buhari of not knowing his phone number because of his old age , APC fans did some research and found a clever response to the accusation . One of the reasons why I love blogging about politics in Nigeria ,such drama!

See it below :

source ; http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/01/apc-replies-jonathans-joke-about-buhari.html

Hah!!! this is comparing 99.9% gold with scrap iron.. Einstein was a man of monumental intelligence while buhari on the other an is an....

Buhari is a man who has refused to present this certificate as mandated by law. how then can he uphold the law? Chai Ameachi is can be very foollish.
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by johnlegend01: 11:15am On Jan 11, 2015
bobo65:
Lolz
im sure GEJ was just tryna say buhari is not only an illiterate but a dunce too

I dunno about u o
but wen I look into any picture of buhari...all is see is a military man dat doesnt give a damn about anything order than violence and killing

Yes he might reduce d disturbance of boko haram dat he started and some corruption practices but kiss good road...light ..education and any social activity good bye

And its an insult and also out of place to compare Einstein to Buhari. ..its like comparing marc vivian foe to ikedia

Really? So, Jona-daft can be compared to Obama, Lee, Martin Luther and Mandela? Come off it! And that piece did not compare them, BTW.

Buhari started Boko Haram in your opinion, I disagree. I believe Jona-daft has questions to answer about that Boko Haram. He should have been able to fish out the masterminders if he does not know a thing or two about it, or perhaps tell us those behind it.

President my foot!
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by ilovecritics(m): 11:16am On Jan 11, 2015
ilugunboy:



This is the dumbest comment on NL so far this year....

Have u ever come across any post listing some of GEJ achievements here on Nairaland? Have you ever seen a post crediting the PDP or GEJ for a particular act or something??

I'm talking between Nov 2014 - Jan 2015
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by Nobody: 11:18am On Jan 11, 2015
ilovecritics:


Have u ever come across any post listing some of GEJ achievements here on Nairaland? Have you ever seen a post crediting the PDP or GEJ for a particular act or something??

I'm talking between Nov 2014 - Jan 2015

....and that is suppose to be Seun's fault?
Re: See Apc's Clever Response To GEJ'S Joke About Buhari Not Knowing His Phone No by DAVE5(m): 11:22am On Jan 11, 2015
aguiyi:
This guys have the nerve to compare a dictator to Albert Einstein

and IBB had d guts to call himself a saint......

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