i will say this is in simple lame man english due to my rigid , stiff and callous english that has been propagandatedly carped and criticized
.


if you have a car , and you dont get girls and get lay stauchly and unswerving then that elucidate that you dont comprehend and know the trick. i will teach you.



if you live in lagos it will be much uncomplicated and foolproof.


1. look for were the road has pot hole like ikeja

2. wait beside the titi

3. wait for one fine girl to stride beside the pot o

4. ones she is beside

5. immediately zoom your automobile paraphernalia on the pot and splash water on the girl

6. dont stop till like 3 seconds later

7. reverse and utter " ooh my God! im so sorry o .. she will say ' ok ' then say ' i ll make it up ' she will say ' k" then say ' lets go to mall, so you will change your change your cloth' she will say 'kk '

8. then she will enter motor.. you should be able to toil and drudge it from that speck of things.. Tested

Where is the attached pix. Mtchewww.

If u like ur self. No try am.

go find better work.

By the time you go and splash water on mammy water spirit, you will know how far... Immediately she enters your car you won't know how you will just see yourself inside Elegushi Beach.

Dey find trouble.. Make ur own jam u one day

Not all ladies will take it likely

Yeye smells

Like seriously

kristina1:
Yeye smells

go church my friend.

do this to me and i will give u a resounding slap
then we will go to the mall, shop and will request you drop me at where you picked me.

let's see who is smarter

Unibenstudent:
go church my friend.

Yes nau....wbu??

kristina1:

Yes nau....wbu??

I am a catholic ,there is evening mass sha..

Common sense

dorlapoh20:
do this to me and i will give u a resounding slap
then we will go to the mall, shop and will request you drop me at where you picked me.

let's see who is smarter

somtimes som dudes got so much money sitting in thier accounts they dont know what to do except pick little fights with pretty ladies that alas end in be,d. They are so cool upon thier act u end up pitying them and begging them indirectly to not end it just like that! Pls dont compete with men in this. Som guys like it rough, fighting thier way to the be,d

Op there are no more pot whores in lagos

dorlapoh20:
do this to me and i will give u a resoundin ;Dg slap
then we will go to the mall, shop and will request you drop me at where you picked me.

[quote author=dorlapoh20 post=29686442]do this to me and i will give u a resounding slap
then we will go to the mall, shop and will request you drop me at where you picked me.
let's see who is smarter

****sees her staning close to a pot hole; drives my black range rover 2014 sports, in a James bond fashion screeches my wheels, and splashes her all d rubbish, d dirt laden potholes can offer, continue my driving driving, like d fast n furious, without looking back***** now let's see who is smarter. ?...

DrMattews:
i will say this is in simple lame man english due to my rigid , stiff and callous english that has been propagandatedly carped and criticized
.
if you have a car , and you dont get girls and get lay stauchly and unswerving then that elucidate that you dont comprehend and know the trick. i will teach you.
if you live in lagos it will be much uncomplicated and foolproof.
1. look for were the road has pot hole like ikeja
2. wait beside the titi
3. wait for one fine girl to stride beside the pot o
4. ones she is beside
5. immediately zoom your automobile paraphernalia on the pot and splash water on the girl
6. dont stop till like 3 seconds later
7. reverse and utter " ooh my God! im so sorry o .. she will say ' ok ' then say ' i ll make it up ' she will say ' k" then say ' lets go to mall, so you will change your change your cloth' she will say 'kk '
8. then she will enter motor.. you should be able to toil and drudge it from that speck of things.. Tested

op this ur post is funny and stupid, quite hilarus, u mean a full blown man, with responsibilities and daily needs, will wake up in d morning, bath, dress up, instead of going to look for his daily living, will just keep wait to see a damsel, standing Beside a puddle to perform this heinous Deed!!! , doesn't it seem stupid to You? Funny though

U will make up ko...na sound slap I go give u enter keke dey go my thing...

unmask:
Op there are no more pot whores in lagos

Amen my brother!!

No pot whores!
They are in Abuja abi

U go jez Chop Slap if u try am wif any geh

U̶̲̥̅̊ for just try finish ur drugs b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ enter NL again Ω̴̩̩̩̥a... Anyway, we forgive u

Do you have to do that do get a girls attention? Mehn! Some men are just wicked sha!

Nawa o,when I aint a robot,why will I keep saying 'ok',na jazz?the kine slap wey go hit him face ehn.....no be for here

nairalife2013:
somtimes som dudes got so much money sitting in thier accounts they dont know what to do except pick little fights with pretty ladies that alas end in be,d. They are so cool upon thier act u end up pitying them and begging them indirectly to not end it just like that! Pls dont compete with men in this. Som guys like it rough, fighting thier way to the be,d