my people in the house i have come again o, there was this girl i meet recently, i am seaching for the right girl, so we started dating each other, she visited my house the first week of our relationship, i entertained her with some drinks, she told me she was in haste,that she was going to her dad's place in ajah, so i let her go, so she paid me a visit the following week, we both had sex that day, we really enjoy ourselves that day, she went and we started our relationship in a good mood with happeness, then later one day when i came back from work, i invitated her to spend the nite in my place, she told me she was coming for 8 or 9 PM, i left work early that day, just to prepare something good for her, but on a serious note,i discovered she recieves men's calls alot, but i vowed to make her change, so that day i asked her to come she didn't come until 11 PM in the nite, i called her when it was 8Pm she told me she was on her way, i call again 9PM she was on the way, 10pm on the way, i had to go to bed, she called me when it was 10.30PM, that she was between silverbird cinema area that ther was holdup there, i waited again not until 11.30PM in the nite, i was so mad when i saw her, i told her that i hate ladies that walk late in the nite, but the only statement i had her say was that, instead of you to thank God i made it here, i told her that if she does that next time i will next accomodate that, so she asked me she wanted to take her bath, i showed her my bathroom, she asked for washing soap i gave her, i prepared indomie and egg for her, she ate her food, so i try to touch her she refused me claiming she was tired, i left her alone, so we were together on the bed, so i later had sex with her, BUT i discovered something i have never xperience in my life, she was just smelling, my people in the house have you ever percieve the odour of a he-goat, i manage to finish, i didn't touch her again,because my room was just smelling,and the A.C made it worse, so when it was early in the morning she came closer to me and told me that what was wrong with me, i told her nothing trying to avoid her, but she told me she needed me to have sex with her, i did,i couldn't finish it before i ran into the bathroom, i gave her transport fee that morning she left and i prepare for work, when i came to work i meet her on the internet, she told me that she enjoyed her nite with her baby, i told her i didn't enjoy mine, she asked me why, and i told her because she was smelling, and that she was coming from a man's place before she arrived my place, she stated telling me that i was insulting her,she call me i didn't pick her call, i later apologies to her,but i made up my mind never to have anything to do with her, DID I DO ANYTHING WRONG, PLS MY PEOPLE LET ME KNOW, AND I DON'T WANT TO CONTACT DISEASE, I NEED YOUR ADVICE, because SHE AS BEEN BEGGING ME THAT I HAVE CHANGE TOTAL,

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@ Topic
You deserve better than that abeg, I say let her carry her stinky self and go.

lol-- this is funny.  I had to spit out my milk.  Sounds like she was sexin someone else before her visit with you.

so she paid me a visit the following week, we both had sex that day

You both sexed the second week of your relationship.  That's really too soon.  You didn't know her well, and she didn't know you.

@Ay-pumping

Your story is very beleivable - nothing doubtful there at all, you have your convictions, so, what else do you want us to say? but, one thing is this, that she comes late to your house doesnt indicate that she was screwing another man, neither does smelling indicate she had just been laid, you know? and even you, smelling or no smelling, you were still able to do two rounds, so, if she wasnt smelling, how many rounds you for do self?

my prayer to you be say, that yah dik, wey no fit stay for one place, make the thing no carry u put for problem one day o, because, as i dey see am, you too like sex well, well.

So, wetin i dey tell you be say, make you give yah girl more time, watch am closely, buy am deodorant, buy am perfume, and finally, buy am condom, plenty- na my toro kobo I don borrow u be dis o,.

*closes his eyes and backs out of the thread very carefully*

*Decides to imitate Chrisbenogor but changes his mind at the door and opens his eyes*

Two weeks into the relationship, you had sex with her. What if she just pulled out a knife, and cut of your erect privates, put it in a polythene bag and then disappeared (as in literally vanished)? Alright, that was extreme, but my point is that you shouldn't have sex so quickly. If she had an STD for example, two weeks won't have built up enough emotion and trust for her to tell you (and I doubt that you would have stuck with her).

You asked her to come to your house in the evening to spend the night. You live in Lagos. You know what Lagos is like. Why did it shock you that she got to your house three and a half hours late? If you know the distance between Ibafo and Lagos, you'll know it's a 30 minutes drive. Yet I know someone who spent twelve hours there about three weeks ago.

You got home early from work to prepare Indomie and egg. Hello?

Here's my point - you didn't come across to me as someone who put a lot into the relationship. You shouldn't have expected a lot.

_{On a lighter note, your username does fit you well.}

what kind of taugh do you have towards me, [

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*Decides to imitate Chrisbenogor but changes his mind at the door and opens his eyes*

Two weeks into the relationship, you had sex with her. What if she just pulled out a knife, and cut of your erect privates, put it in a polythene bag and then disappeared (as in literally vanished)? Alright, that was extreme, but my point is that you shouldn't have sex so quickly. If she had an STD for example, two weeks won't have built up enough emotion and trust for her to tell you (and I doubt that you would have stuck with her).

You asked her to come to your house in the evening to spend the night. You live in Lagos. You know what Lagos is like. Why did it shock you that she got to your house three and a half hours late? If you know the distance between Ibafo and Lagos, you'll know it's a 30 minutes drive. Yet I know someone who spent twelve hours there about three weeks ago.

You got home early from work to prepare Indomie and egg. Hello?

Here's my point - you didn't come across to me as someone who put a lot into the relationship. You shouldn't have expected a lot.

_{On a lighter note, your username does fit you well.}
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So you didnt know that most girls smell like goats? O boy! do what i do before sex! Whether she is smelling sweet or not, force her to baff kia kia and from the look of her panties, you will know whether she is a pig or a goat or nympho

@poster.pls dont be offended but did u go to school at all?because even ur topic is not meant to be why does some ladies behave this way.its meant to be WHY DO SOME LADIES BEHAVE THIS WAY.Apart from that,u dont know how to construct sentences,ur grammar is poor.everything is just crap.im so sorry.
Thats by the way.then down to the real stuff u slept wt a girl barely a week after u started dating.dnt u think dt was a little too early?you left ur office early to prepare just indomieeeeeeeeeeeee 4 her.what if u wanted to actually pound yam.u wouldnt ve gone 2 ur office 2days before the day she told u she was coming?she came late and she told u she wasnt in the mood,u later found out she was smelling and u still "managed" 2 finish.she later begged u to sleep with her and u did it againnnnnnnnnnnnnn?men,ure something else.what if she wasnt now smelling?u would ve killed the girl.if u dont like her then why did u "manage" 2 sleep with her?u re so unbelievable.

rushes in with a bag of suya, a cup of awopa, and sits infront of lap top,with a knowing smile on his face.

tpia:





is it just me, or is the number of stupid topics on nairaland, steadily rising?

Does this phenomenon have anything to do with the way some Nigerians process literacy, or are there just more and more daft Nigerians?

M with you!

@ poster
men u don catch disease, Guaranteed, u have just caught HIV, GONOREEA ITS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM HIV-AIDS

Adam Brody:

So you didnt know that most girls smell like goats? O boy! do what i do before sex! Whether she is smelling sweet or not, force her to baff kia kia and from the look of her undies, you will know whether she is a pig or a goat or nympho

omo i/m goin crazy here

@poster

ay_pumpin take am easy jst 2 weeks u don dey MALABO, LOL go see ur dokita make u check am kiakia 4 HIV-AIDS