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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 11:02pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
She won't let me be, saying am the only man who makes her climax. I made her come, how do I make her go? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 2:03am On Oct 15, 2015 |
How can the PHARMACY be open till past midnight?
Or do they now do DRUGS? Abeg this one ^^^ follow? @ Eke40seven; Blackeard; Sharkum |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Geofavor(m): 1:59pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Farmers sef, they call for loan every now and then. They think money is plucked from trees or what? This must be because they're too used to cash crops! 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ayokunlei(m): 3:20pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Geofavor: hello Geofavor, I need to discuss somethings with you... Cld you drop your number or better still beep me on this line; 08033930053(flash / message). Thanks. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Geofavor(m): 7:11pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
ayokunlei:You should edit your number. And you might wanna check your inbox. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ayokunlei(m): 9:10pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Geofavor: thanks Bro |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 11:09pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 11:17pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
The game needs change, can I get a QUARTER BACK In American football(a game) there is a position played by a quarter-back AND 25cents is called a quarter and it's usually used as change in the U.S so dz pun game needs change can I get a quarter back 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 11:19pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Try to test my patience(jonathan), goodluck. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 11:21pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
I had to divorce BENSON(cigarette) so that I can MARIJUANA(marry juana) 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 2:19am On Oct 16, 2015 |
benega:LOL.. Good Engiligbo pun... Well, i got tired, regrouped and got tired again, I don't know if I could say I REtired. Did you get the drift? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
I've never had a girlfriend, i' m always scared when they say boo 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Geofavor(m): 2:43pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
even your babe says I'm too hot, but my temperature remains moderate! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 9:40am On Oct 18, 2015 |
If you'd want to finish the large mountain of EBA, you'd heve to step up to the plate |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Diekola17(f): 9:28am On Oct 19, 2015 |
I gat no beef for you cos u are Pomo already. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by FlygerianEagle(m): 10:54pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
After love-making, She and I listened to"Kukere" - so we could recuperate! No worries mate! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 11:40pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 1:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Where guys dey, pple no dey show face again. Lemme put a call to y'all to drop fresh puns nw. FlygerianEagle diekola17 benega eke40seven (ur name sef na pun) geofavor ayokunlei softwhispers alegbeleye crixina mistytohcute neahyo and losprince Well lemme drop d very 1st pic pun in dz thread 2 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:20pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Its been a while.... One can only be a good tailor by investing time in learning how to CUT clothing materials. Because in tailoring, you RIP what you SEW 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:27pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
After eating a plate of NKWOBI (Goat head delicacy) and a bottle of BEER... A few minutes later after staggering to the road, an Igbo man called my attention and said "BIA (come), this GOAT", my mind raced back to what my doctor said, "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 9:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I narrated to my friend that a thief, pastor, assassin and a doctor came to my house and I went naked, she yelled at me and said shuo! You show everything?" and I replied "only the ass-are-sin" |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:46pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Eke40seven:nice one , good to see that the pros are no longer just watching punnography, they are back to punnicating!!! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:48pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Bro, you say ur job requires u to be awake at odd hours, which craft? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:30pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Ba dum dss |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Johnnycrash(m): 5:53am On Nov 23, 2015 |
I Can't RESSIT these Puns even though my Last name is OHMNS... 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Chiscomax(m): 3:13pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
2face should be type O, he is a universal donor 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Chiscomax(m): 3:14pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
When we ASSUME, we make an ASS out of U and ME 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Chiscomax(m): 3:18pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
He doubted the news until he was sent a photo of the NAKED tRUTH |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Johnnycrash(m): 9:32am On Nov 29, 2015 |
My Friend David Lost his ID, he's now Dav... 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by wayner10(m): 8:46pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Everybody knows (nose),I'm high (eye)...ya dig? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:50pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
At first i thought the wind blew it off my head, then i realized "home is
where the hat is" 1 Like |
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