opsylojay:
I diss Ice Prince on Instagram and he blocked me.... Is that Ice Block?

MR! That was an INCREDIBLE pun. Infact you JESSE won a JAGuar.

bujudwele:
empires are built on power

I finished GAME OF THRONES in 24 hours.

Eke40seven:

Can you really step into his SHOES, he STRINGS out good puns out of KNOTTING

Your puns are so good it's annoying. Lol.

I'm happy your THREAD has gotten the recognition it deserves. You finally reaped what you SEW. Jon Snow nigga. You're the King of the KNOT.

Most foreigners can't pronounce this Yoruba name "Mr. Olumade Somefun" so they make a joke of it by saying "Mr. Olu Made Some Fun"
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lol

nzgal:
I found a few grey hairs this morning, I nearly dyed!

I can imagine how HAIRfraid you were. I'm Piccolo by the way. 500 level...BARBcock university. How is HAIRverybody and HAIRverything? I got violent SCISSORS just looking at your dp.

Nice thread! You'll be amazed the number of PUNdits commenting here. From those who build tall STOREYS to those who write short STORIES. I doff my heart to y'all, you've all made me PUNder.

Even if MORGAN was sentenced to jail: He still would be a FREEMAN

If a Tailor owns a farm, he'd SEW clothes and "RIP" dresses

TheMatrix3:
If a Tailor owns a farm, he'd SEW clothes and "RIP" dresses

Impressive

Man u 1-4 dortmund
Was mourinho so BLIND e cudnt MARTIAL his defence well,d MATA is not d coach,MAN U r on d WAYNE

Chemistry Teacher: Did you know Protons have mass?

Me: I didn't even know they were Catholics.....

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot.

Just as abass99 RILEY said the MATA ist the coach but the combination of BLIND,YOUNG and SMALL ball guardians which made them had a LINGARD to block goals from POOLE.
Even DAVID couldnt MARTIAL his defenders to dwell in LOVE. That boy HENRIK sabi play but money wey man u DEPAY MKHIMTARYA. Him drink too much BAILEY con dey PHIL sey e no need BLANKETT. BORTH if not for my PADDY i FOSU them all.
if u love good PORN dont just sit back and LUKE it. Like and CHAIR it.

Lol

Even when its SUNNY they Call me king cos i REIGN sound juju in my theatre SONY.
King sunny ade.

wondering, I asked my brother what BROOMS are used for. The explanation SWEPT me off my feet

ALchohol isn't in ma VODKAbulary,I looked it up on WHISKYpedia and learnt if u drink 2much,its likely TEQUILYA

the family was recently HIT by an EARTHQUAKE of WEALTH, it read 8 on the RICHter scale

DO NOT sell DOUGHNUTS, you can make better DOUGH selling NUTS

his words STUNG so much, i couldnt BEElieve it!

when i blended chocolate flavour with my vodka it gave me some MAGIC MOMENTS

#copied After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says “W.T.F.” - Phil Proctor

A certain news made front page today about the lady in Ikeja who made a PUBIC announcement.
She didn't let the cat out of the bag but she let the pussy out of the drawers.

my parent told me ONE GOOD turn deserves another, but I don't believe them.It is TWO GOOD to be true.

Does the pope have authorithy to command little children? not without the papa seal.

why couldn't bill gate see out of the WINDOW? he lost his I-glasses

Eke40seven:
It is said that a pun a day keeps the doctor away. let's have fun on this thread by bringing up original or almost original pun quotes and phrases. Let's make good puns and make new pun converts.

For those who don't really know what puns are, here is a definition:
" the humorous use of a word or phrase so
as to emphasize or suggest its different
meanings or applications, or the use of
words that are alike or nearly alike in
sound but different in meaning; a play on
words."

Its not limited to words alone, we can pun with pictures too. After all, a pictures could speak more volumes than a thousand words, so we are free to use it too.

For puns that could prove too subtle and deep for easy understanding, please be on deck to explain them. If your pun is not original or from other sources or in common use please state it and you are free to post it.
The most liked original pun posted will be taken as the pun of the week. Please like them when you see good ones and if they don't pun criticise with good reasons.

Let me quit explaining and start with examples of mine in subsequent posts.

here is mine



it will be a great song if Tekno and Y6 do collabo


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PiccoloBrunelli:
I can imagine how HAIRfraid you were. I'm Piccolo by the way. 500 level...BARBcock university. How is HAIRverybody and HAIRverything? I got violent SCISSORS just looking at your dp.

I play with scissors for the SHEAR fun of it and I don't need a relaxer for my hair, it's not stressed out. The problem is it's divergent nature, how can I overCOMB it?

nzgal:


I play with scissors for the SHEAR fun of it and I don't need a relaxer for my hair, it's not stressed out. The problem is it's divergent nature, how can I overCOMB it?

Don't ask me. I make BALD decisions.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Don't ask me. I make BALD decisions.

But I MUSTACHE. If you can't answer, just WEAVE to show you're STRAIGHT with me.t

I'll act my age when I'm 69...........

That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it