ooluwasinzu:
too fucking busy... too busy fucking

hmmmmm ... that's T.F.B ...T.B.F

Well it's Sunday and I'm B.F.T
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lol

As a gynecologist of 25 years standing, I think I know everything about women in-toto.

kunlesehan:


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lol.
your mention of Jesus and the resurrection, reminds me of morning mass at the cathedral today. Some kids wouldn't stay put during sermon, so I called them ROAMIN' Catholics.

Hehehe..Nice one! Kids tho', they probably wanted lol-li-popes..lol

sudonym:
As a gynecologist of 25 years standing, I think I know everything about women in-toto.

That's some outstanding tautology bro. We men can get carried away tho'.

In a spirit of optimism and positive vibes the UNEMPLOYED rastafarian filled his work status as "JAH-BLESS"
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lol

stainlex:

That's some outstanding tautology bro. We men can get carried away tho'.

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Do not OVARYACT bro, he's here for the females cos he's at their CERVIX.
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lol

stainlex:


Hehehe..Nice one! Kids tho', they probably wanted lol-li-popes..lol

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No KIDding bro, iCE-CREAMed, when I got the SCOOP of ur wordplay.
you're original and sPUNtaneous!

kunlesehan:

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No KIDding bro, iCE-CREAMed, when I got the SCOOP of ur wordplay.
you're original and sPUNtaneous!

You just goat-ta feel the way the yarns are spun. To be candy'd, your word plays are of a sweet disposition.

kunlesehan:

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Do not OVARYACT bro, he's here for the females cos he's at their CERVIX.
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lol

Ova my dead body! What's my business? That's some punographic imagery right there tho. Hymen-ever have seen this cüming if not for my knack for lewdness.

I just couldn't take my eyes off the lady at the crematorium.... she was "smoking hot"

"I go harder, your girl cums, what do you think i met her for. When i said i'm fvcking good, that wasn't a metaphor."

Use fresh and not dried greens for the smoothies, else it won't blend.

She said she won't date me cos I don't have ride, I said, this is the end of discussion! I got rid of her

I had to finish up the cake and get myself ready for the party. So, I took my bath before applying cream.

Arsernal 2 open a restaurant...I bet u dey won't b any CUPS!!!
#nohate

Man u signs pogba Man city signs stones Chelsea signs kante Arsenal SIGHS....

#no hate

Her matter na sh!t, nobody fit put mouth....

the kind of posts I see lately can hardly be called puns. I mean, at best, they are just rants (no disrespect). For the sake of fun of this thread, let's all dial down on the trash we dump here and try to post only real puns. Thanks.

PUN: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

I hate to sound like a broken record but hey, it's a Sony day

Saw this on Twitter.
Quite hilarious if you ask me.

Luis HENrique prepared chicken for his players, Suarez took a BITE first and the remaining players showed no MESSI to the poor bird, another FOWL was called.

I was supposed to see an Old lady At Turin, instead i went to see Juventus play

She stole from me , i would have GUN HER if not that she is an arsenal fan

stainlex:
Saw this on Twitter.
Quite hilarious if you ask me.

lol r u kidding me... this 1 cracked me up

novakane:
lol r u kidding me... this 1 cracked me up

No kidding bro..Lmsao

Brilliant. Referencing Computer processors.

benega:
Lunacy is the MEDIA'S TAKE when you try to use ur INTEL to SNAP DRAGONS.

That blind hooker from Zimbabwe has gotten herself pregnant... I guess she dint see that 1 Cuming.

Thank you!!

okabe:
the kind of posts I see lately can hardly be called puns. I mean, at best, they are just rants (no disrespect). For the sake of fun of this thread, let's all dial down on the trash we dump here and try to post only real puns. Thanks.

PUN: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

I hate to sound like a broken record but hey, it's a Sony day

Just found out that that guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family

Blackeard:
Just found out that that guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family

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It seems he left on a bad NOTE, apparently your secrets are TO DIE FOR.
I'm just praying that the family can turn the next PAGE and start a new CHAPTER.

want to hear a dirty joke? I'm c.umming..

The robber who was shot dead in a puddle of liquid excrement is probably resting in piss.

I'd be LYING on her if i said i loved her, although shes a star she be steady TRIPPING,but i dont plan to catch her

Get it??

am a boobs guy now, but back then, i used to love big booty, and chased it back to back.

derenle: I'm not much of a football fan, but I really like amunike.