Evilflye:
That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it

PEAK sumtin else to do cos it's always in you.

Keep fit so u can achieve any feat on ur feet.

Which is the most important in a team, Midfield or attack? Neither, I'm sitting on defence

I was WINDOW shopping, and I couldn't find any APPLE'S Product unless I- PHONEd the Head OFFICE to get list of their PACKAGES, they gave me their WORD and I finally EXCELled at ACCESSing their Products.

I doubt vodka is the answer but its worth a shot

As long as you have to go, make sure you go were you need to go.

PiccoloBrunelli:
MR! That was an INCREDIBLE pun. Infact you JESSE won a JAGuar.

I CHUCKLED LATE when I read this

PiccoloBrunelli:
I finished GAME OF THRONES in 24 hours.

Before WINTER FELL, the MARINE slaves couldn't come to welcome Geoffery the KING,'s LANDING

Did you know the kind of mam Boaz was before he married Ruth?......................................... He was a RUTHLESS man.

Did you know the kind of man Boaz was before he married Ruth?......................................... He was a RUTHLESS man.

I recently read a book about beauty, It was captivating.
I learnt sign language since I was a young boy, It pretty handy (copied)
Need an ark? I Noah guy (copied)

pics

Wow its been a while

88natzy:
A thief behaving like a thief..is a spy. A spy behaving like a spy is thief.

whats the pun in dat?

Edd1e:
I am not as thunk as you drink I am.

nice spoonerism

krazzee:
I dino that remi hated melaiye

cool

Ahmedgk:
The dog keep chasing my back and keeps to bark until i lost my bag.

**facepalm * thats no pun na

To those of you who havent heard the lagos state senator and the minister of power's yoruba rendition of the tonic sol-fa, it goes like this.... do-REMI-FASHOLA-ti-dó

SAM sang a SUNG today, i had to call TECNO to come and feature him, he came wearing BLACK when i was eating a strawBERRY ...mehhhn...he has a very HISENSE in fashion

PiccoloBrunelli:
I finished GAME OF THRONES in 24 hours.

such a pretty little liar

novakane:
To those of you who havent heard the lagos state senator and the
minister of power's yoruba rendition of the tonic sol-fa, it
goes like this.... do-REMI-FASHOLA-ti-dó

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hahaha ... I'll never sing the solfa the same way again. It's difficult to return to the former state once you've had a paradigm shift or ur mind has been stretched to a new reasoning.
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I just read on front page this morning that Hillary won the presidential nominations.
This November, I pray she comes up TRUMPs over Donald.

looked up "empty" on google recently, I came up with nothing

Blackeard:
Eke40seven good to see you're keeping the Torch Burning.

We HUNGER for your presence, we have missed you with the whole of our BEAN. Well, your absence is your fundamental Human RICE.
I hope you are good?

I've been through shitt like who fall inside soakaway

Seen some gr8 puns so fr,keep it comin guys

novakane:
To those of you who havent heard the lagos state senator and the
minister of power's yoruba rendition of the tonic sol-fa, it
goes like this.... do-REMI-FASHOLA-ti-dó

bad guy......ti do?

He's in control because, he's sitting on the Thrones of his Game.

Talius:


He's in control because, he's sitting on the Thrones of his Game.

talius i CRACKED my phone screen and that's my SOURCE of livelihood.....

You served me BITTER LEAVE, it is not good to LEAVE.

I didn't DO 'WELL' in school because I have always been blessed with VIRGINS.

kikayboss:
talius i CRACKED my phone screen and that's my SOURCE of livelihood.....

That's a nice one. #Malivelihood.