Checked86:
I didn't DO 'WELL' in school because I have always been blessed with VIRGINS.

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Reminds me of Halima Abubakar who claims no man knows her WELL ...nobody knows her inTOTO
but now MENopause beckons she's screaming "himen" to all suitors over social network
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Lol

PiccoloBrunelli:
Don't ask me. I make BALD decisions.

Hahhahahah,nice one

I read on frontpage that TOMATO prices have dropped.

Thank God, cos some weeks back the price was rising so fast the average nigerian family couldn't "KETCHUP"

Teacher: Make a sentence with "harassment".

Sunnybobo: I once knew a girl called Ekaette and har-ass-ment a lot to me.

kay9:
Teacher: Make a sentence with "harassment".

Sunnybobo: I once knew a girl called Ekaette and har-ass-ment a lot to me.

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and it's one of her greatest assets.

I dated six girls they all left now my HEXagon

Not even one Nigerian MARATHONER at the Rio Olympics. We really have A LONG WAY to go.

kunlesehan:

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Reminds me of Halima Abubakar who claims no man knows her WELL ...nobody knows her inTOTO
but now MENopause beckor social network
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Lol

Lovely

PiccoloBrunelli:
Not even one Nigerian MARATHONER at the Rio Olympics. We really have A LONG WAY to go.

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We're not in the marathon?
Hope we don't disgrace the black RACE cos we're sure to RUN low on medals.
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what do u think?

kunlesehan:

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Reminds me of Halima Abubakar who claims no man knows her WELL ...nobody knows her inTOTO
but now MENopause beckons she's screaming "himen" to all suitors over social network
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Lol

Loool...guess she's fedup wit d HOLE business

It seems APC is about to CHANGE its LOGO cos its effect is no longer SWEEPING across the nation.

abbas99:


Loool...guess she's fedup wit d HOLE business

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ho ho ho ... I thought she was in it HOLE heartedly.
It's either tension or she's just seeking unnecessary attention.

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Young maidens please keep your heads UP
your eyes OPEN
and your legs CLOSED

Being a loyal arsenal fan, I love okro because just like my club I am addicted to draws!

Eke40seven:
Mine:
Okon the DWARF is intelligent and HIGHLY respected, yet no one in the town LOOKS UP TO HIM.


I used some words in upper case so that new pun converts will understand.



Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day...

Very beautiful thread you have there.

Here is one of mine: he was forever on Naira land but he never had a single Naira in his pockets.

...and a popular one I got somewhere: after the war, the question would not about who was right but who was left.

Talius:


That's a nice one. #Malivelihood.

lmao... saw your moniker and guessed twould be you, so i decided to check your profile


anyways sha... its Samuel Davies aka Snoopy

Adonis3:



lmao... saw your moniker and guessed twould be you, so i decided to check your profile


anyways sha... its Samuel Davies aka Snoopy

Haha! Samie is on Naira land... He he he !!! Happy Birthday bro! Any party?

Talius:


Haha! Samie is on Naira land... He he he !!! Happy Birthday bro! Any party?

Lol... as e dey hot!!!

thanks man. if you go fit show Unilag.





BTW come support us for this Mr NL parole na

Adonis3:


Lol... as e dey hot!!!
thanks man. if you go fit show Unilag.




BTW come support us for this Mr NL parole na

Lol. Politikians. Enjoy the campaign, I dey watch.

Adonis3:


Lol... as e dey hot!!!
thanks man. if you go fit show Unilag.




BTW come support us for this Mr NL parole na

Lol. Politikians. Enjoy the campaign, I dey watch.

Bukky's bum is the bomb, her ASS-SET

Seun has worked hard on nairaland, now he sits back and watch the naira land.

sudonym:
Seun has worked hard on nairaland, now he sits back and watch the naira land.

yeah seun is getting so much NAIRA he keeps singing "the LAND is GREEN"

Etebo, the Four-ward kept the ball Rio-lling in

In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.

kunlesehan:

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We're not in the marathon?
Hope we don't disgrace the black RACE cos we're sure to RUN low on medals.
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what do u think?

You intend to track our medal progress?

When 50 heard his homeboy YoungBuck was locked up at the county jail, he decided to pay him a visit but was surprised to see him turn a ball of yarn into a pair of gloves... So in a stuttering manner he asked..... GGGGGG you KNIT?

stainlex:

You intend to track our medal progress?

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My learned fellow, I'm TRACKing it even off the FIELDS.
I heard some didn't eat for 3days?
Was it to break a record or FAST?
Hmmmm...and RUNNING out of funds even b4 the games began, the SWIMMING team had to POOL resources together to avoid DROWNING in debts.
I hope we don't reLAPS and need an S.O.S (Save Our SOLES)

Isn't it weird that whoever comes first at any event in the Rio Olympics is given Adekunle's album?

too fucking busy... too busy fucking

PiccoloBrunelli:
Isn't it weird that whoever comes first at any event in the Rio Olympics is given Adekunle's album?

Well, they can't complain..after all, those who come second only have The Murray-Bruces' birds as consolation.

kunlesehan:

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My learned fellow, I'm TRACKing it even off the FIELDS.
I heard some didn't eat for 3days?
Was it to break a record or FAST?
Hmmmm...and RUNNING out of funds even b4 the games began, the SWIMMING team had to POOL resources together to avoid DROWNING in debts.
I hope we don't reLAPS and need an S.O.S (Save Our SOLES)

And they didn't die after not eating for three days? Jesus Christ!! Apparently, some matters arose between preparations for the games and the commencement of the games. Well, I'm running out of resurrection puns..Maybe I need spritual heeling.

stainlex:


Well, they can't complain..after all, those who come second only have The Murray-Bruces' birds as consolation.


And they didn't die after not eating for three days? Jesus Christ!! Apparently, some matters arose between preparations for the games and the commencement of the games. Well, I'm running out of resurrection puns..Maybe I need spritual heeling.

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lol.
your mention of Jesus and the resurrection, reminds me of morning mass at the cathedral today. Some kids wouldn't stay put during sermon, so I called them ROAMIN' Catholics.