Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,081 members, 7,957,029 topics. Date: Tuesday, 24 September 2024 at 05:16 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Literature / Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! (156106 Views)
...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) / Life Is Short (no Pun Intended) - Ebook / Nairaland Book Club For Book Lovers (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) ... (45) (46) (47) (48) (49) (50) (51) ... (70) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:52am On Jul 31, 2016 |
Checked86:. Reminds me of Halima Abubakar who claims no man knows her WELL ...nobody knows her inTOTO but now MENopause beckons she's screaming "himen" to all suitors over social network . Lol 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 1:56pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 12:50am On Aug 01, 2016 |
I read on frontpage that TOMATO prices have dropped. Thank God, cos some weeks back the price was rising so fast the average nigerian family couldn't "KETCHUP" 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kay9(m): 9:15am On Aug 01, 2016 |
Teacher: Make a sentence with "harassment". Sunnybobo: I once knew a girl called Ekaette and har-ass-ment a lot to me. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 9:33am On Aug 01, 2016 |
kay9:. and it's one of her greatest assets. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Alfred234(m): 12:31am On Aug 02, 2016 |
I dated six girls they all left now my HEXagon 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 12:41pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Not even one Nigerian MARATHONER at the Rio Olympics. We really have A LONG WAY to go. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 4:43pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
kunlesehan: Lovely |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli:. We're not in the marathon? Hope we don't disgrace the black RACE cos we're sure to RUN low on medals. . what do u think? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:09pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
kunlesehan: Loool...guess she's fedup wit d HOLE business |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 12:07pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
It seems APC is about to CHANGE its LOGO cos its effect is no longer SWEEPING across the nation. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 12:14pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
abbas99:. ho ho ho ... I thought she was in it HOLE heartedly. It's either tension or she's just seeking unnecessary attention. . Young maidens please keep your heads UP your eyes OPEN and your legs CLOSED 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by olowo72(m): 12:38pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Being a loyal arsenal fan, I love okro because just like my club I am addicted to draws! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ideegee(m): 7:56pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Eke40seven: Very beautiful thread you have there. Here is one of mine: he was forever on Naira land but he never had a single Naira in his pockets. ...and a popular one I got somewhere: after the war, the question would not about who was right but who was left. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Adonis3: 12:17am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Talius: lmao... saw your moniker and guessed twould be you, so i decided to check your profile anyways sha... its Samuel Davies aka Snoopy 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Talius(m): 3:23am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Adonis3: Haha! Samie is on Naira land... He he he !!! Happy Birthday bro! Any party? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Adonis3: 8:35am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Talius: Lol... as e dey hot!!! thanks man. if you go fit show Unilag. BTW come support us for this Mr NL parole na |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Talius(m): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Adonis3:Lol. Politikians. Enjoy the campaign, I dey watch. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Talius(m): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2016 |
Adonis3:Lol. Politikians. Enjoy the campaign, I dey watch. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sudonym(m): 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Bukky's bum is the bomb, her ASS-SET 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sudonym(m): 7:48pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Seun has worked hard on nairaland, now he sits back and watch the naira land. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kikayboss(m): 11:41pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
sudonym:yeah seun is getting so much NAIRA he keeps singing "the LAND is GREEN" |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ooluwasinzu(m): 4:24am On Aug 05, 2016 |
Etebo, the Four-ward kept the ball Rio-lling in 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sudonym(m): 5:34am On Aug 05, 2016 |
In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 12:48pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
kunlesehan:You intend to track our medal progress? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
When 50 heard his homeboy YoungBuck was locked up at the county jail, he decided to pay him a visit but was surprised to see him turn a ball of yarn into a pair of gloves... So in a stuttering manner he asked..... GGGGGG you KNIT? 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:45pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
stainlex:. My learned fellow, I'm TRACKing it even off the FIELDS. I heard some didn't eat for 3days? Was it to break a record or FAST? Hmmmm...and RUNNING out of funds even b4 the games began, the SWIMMING team had to POOL resources together to avoid DROWNING in debts. I hope we don't reLAPS and need an S.O.S (Save Our SOLES) 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:06am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Isn't it weird that whoever comes first at any event in the Rio Olympics is given Adekunle's album? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ooluwasinzu(m): 11:10am On Aug 07, 2016 |
too fucking busy... too busy fucking 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by stainlex(m): 12:11pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: Well, they can't complain..after all, those who come second only have The Murray-Bruces' birds as consolation. kunlesehan:And they didn't die after not eating for three days? Jesus Christ!! Apparently, some matters arose between preparations for the games and the commencement of the games. Well, I'm running out of resurrection puns..Maybe I need spritual heeling. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 3:00pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
stainlex: . lol. your mention of Jesus and the resurrection, reminds me of morning mass at the cathedral today. Some kids wouldn't stay put during sermon, so I called them ROAMIN' Catholics. |
(1) (2) (3) ... (45) (46) (47) (48) (49) (50) (51) ... (70) (Reply)
Love, Lust And Lost. Part 1 And 2. / Three Sides Of A Coin / Lost in Lust [A story by Toyin Olorunsola]
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 33 |