1. Don’t flirt with other girls.
If your girl is with you, don’t let her
catch you looking at another girl. If
you have a lazy eye, you better see a
doctor so there is no confusion as to
where you’re looking. Girls will bitch-
slap you and the ho you rode in on,
and don’t even try saying it’s your
cousin or some shit
2. Don’t be jealous of her guy friends .
Your girl should be able to have guy
friends. Just because you know these
guys are still fighting to get out of
the friend zone is no reason to be all
controlling. No one wants that.
Where’s the trust? But, remember;
don’t even think about giving some
other girl so much as a winkie face.
Got it?
3. Don’t ignore your girl’s texts.
If you are playing Call of Duty you
better pause and reply to your girl’s
message immediately. It only takes a
couple of seconds to text, “playin
cod. brb”. It’s totally worth getting a
virtual cap in your ass, as opposed to
the very real one you will get if you
wait until your game is over to reply.
4. Don’t let it go to voicemail when
she is returning a missed call from
you.
Girls are busy and sometimes miss
calls. When they get around to calling
you back, answer the damn phone.
They know you are just playing a
stupid game and punishing them for
not answering when you called them.
5. Don’t get into fights.
If some other guy is trying to move in
on your girl, don’t punch the guy.
Omg! She was just talking to him.
You freaking caveman.
6. Don’t let other people be
disrespectful to her.
If your friends or cousin say
something disrespectful to your girl,
you better stand up for her. A real
man doesn’t stand idly by while his
girl is being insulted. It’s ok to come
to blows as long as it’s in her honor.
7. Don’t “like” other girls on
Facebook.
Check your status, you already have a
girlfriend. Don’t blow up some slut’s
notification. The space on your wall
is reserved for your girl only.
8. Don’t start drama on Facebook or
Twitter.
Just because some guy makes a
comment on your girl’s page is no
reason for you to start a Twitter war.
It’s embarrassing. Besides, he’s just a
friend.
9. Don’t blow her off to hang out with
your friends.
If you’re busy with your friends all
the time, then you have no time for
your girl. She just wants to see you
and spend time with you. If you never
see each other, what’s the point in
dating?
10. Don’t try to keep her from
hanging out with her friends.
She’s not going to drop her friends
just because she has a boyfriend
now. What kind of friend does that?
Not a good one. So, don’t be so
suffocating. She needs her space and
time with her girls.
11. Don’t give other girls your
clothes.
Even if your girl is standing right
beside you and gives you permission
to loan your hoodie to a girl during a
snow storm… don’t do it. Your girl is
the only one allowed to steal your
clothes. It makes them feel closer to
you. Are trying to let that skank feel
closer to you by letting her wear your
hoodie?
12. Don’t just say “ok” when your girl
says she’s fine.
When you ask your girl if something
is wrong and she says, “I’m fine,” or
“Nothing.” Don’t just say, “Ok.” You
should keep asking. Besides, if you
really cared she wouldn’t have to tell
you. You would know what’s
bothering her… you inconsiderate pig.
13. Don’t pry into her business if she
doesn’t want to talk about it.
Honestly, do you have to be so
clingy? Respect her boundaries. If she
wanted you to know what’s going on
with her, she would tell you.
14. Don’t say another girl is pretty.
Even if your girl says, “That girl is
pretty, isn’t she?” You don’t even
agree. You say, “Not as pretty as you
are, baby,” or “What girl?” Know that
if you mistakenly agree that she is
pretty; your girl will snap back, “Well,
if you think she’s so pretty, why
don’t you just date her?” You will
then spend the rest of the time
groveling.
15. Don’t acronym your feelings when
you text.
There’s a difference between “i<3u”; “i
luv u”; and “I love you”. If you really
loved her, you would take the time to
spell it out.
16. Don’t take so long to text back
when you are talking to your girl.
When you take too long between
replies she is wondering what is more
important than talking to her. Who
else are you talking to? Is it that girl
you thought was so pretty at the mall
the other day? Really, if you think she
is so pretty, just date her.

dechandel:
In other words,We shouldnt have a life cause of our girlfriends??

hehe, are you now a boy?

dechandel:
In other words,We shouldnt have a life cause of our girlfriends??

na so??

dechandel:
I am looking for a wife..
Submit your c.v now!!

Lemme know if mrhard. Or wetin him name be again go rest na

who be Mr hard..

dechandel:
In other words,We shouldnt have a life cause of our girlfriends??

ummm.... werent u a girl?

dechandel:
I am looking for a wife..
Submit your c.v now!!

Lemme know if mrhard. Or wetin him name be again go rest na

hehehe , he keeps mentioning our monikers all the time! lol! i'm fed up too, this your idea is cool, hahaha, can't stop laughing

OP You sound like a real girl Are you a girl?
Good presentation skills

No. 2 & 5 got me laughing

Who cares about all these? Advice for the manipulated men.

op nyc

LadyX:
OP You sound like a real girl Are you a girl?
Good presentation skills

No. 2 & 5 got me laughing

don't you have mb to check my profile..

dechandel:
Lol
That guy is something else..
And its quite funny that his daily comments on Nl is with our names

Lemme now see how he is gon be crushing on a guy

a beg wet in be moniker

Don't flirt with other girls - huh I shouldn't flirt with girls but I should respect her male friends.

Rubbish! Double standard

Ladies being jealous since 2000 BC

dechandel:
Lol
That guy is something else..
And its quite funny that his daily comments on Nl is with our names

Lemme now see how he is gon be crushing on a guy

he won't dare

dechandel:
Amebo

simple question u no fit answer.

misreal:
don't you have mb to check my profile..

I checked. It says male. It's just that you presented so well (sounds a real girl

LadyX:


I checked. It says male. It's just that you presented so well (sounds a real girl

I am going to get married someday.

Whats all dese... Then all d girls wud nw come in here shouting op is on point.... Crap

misreal:
I am going to get married someday.

yorex2011:
Whats all dese... Then all d girls wud nw come in here shouting op is on point.... Crap

Isn't the op on point??

LadyX:

close ya mouth oh.there could be flies around oh...winks..

misreal:
Isn't the op on point??

Not everything...its actually annoying sef.... Especially the latter points

yorex2011:

Not everything...its actually annoying sef.... Especially the latter points

don't worry op is soon going to get the once that will please you.

guys na wa oh..

dechandel:
I am looking for a wife..
Submit your c.v now!!

Lemme know if mrhard. Or wetin him name be again go rest na

thank Gad she has finally transformed to a man @dechandel

eesy:

thank Gad she has finally transformed to a man @dechandel

heheheheh

well.
not met a girl that deserves all that yet...
Still patiently waiting