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Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 7:42am On Jan 24, 2015 |
OK,this may sound crazy but its true..My boyfriend tried kissing me yesterday and i was just blank. I didn't know what to do next after he placed his mouth on mine. I was just there,i didn't feel anything and the kiss was tasteless. I was actually sofocateing because his nose blocked mine. His lips wasn't bad because he has this pink lips. Little things irritates me such as oily face,bad breadth or sweaty body I don't know if i am normal but i would love to know how to kiss I forgot to mention that my eyes were wide open all thru and i couldn't bring myself to tell him that i can't kiss. I need advice from matured minds no insults pls. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by TRADELYN: 7:45am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Hmmm...sorry, we are research experts...do expect help from 'romance experts' soon. Perusing... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by flinton(m): 7:45am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Hehehehe 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 7:48am On Jan 24, 2015 |
U are definitely not in love with your boyfrnd. If u were, a reflex would make you close yur eyes and open ur lips and just alow nature take its course. A kiss is a sign of affection, not a hobby. Nw dis is wat u should do, go tell him dat u dnt knw hw to kiss and he wil teach you. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Ab025(m): 7:49am On Jan 24, 2015 |
if i had to teach u how to kiss...i may just have to kiss u myself but pls next time, open ur mouth a little and try to do what he is doing. 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 7:49am On Jan 24, 2015 |
TRADELYN: Ok ##pacing around the house## waiting for romance experts. 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Tapout(m): 7:54am On Jan 24, 2015 |
**spreads mat** 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by alberto2k(m): 7:58am On Jan 24, 2015 |
*Parks bus, climbs ontop of it to observe clearly* Waiting patiently for samflexxy and Co 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 7:59am On Jan 24, 2015 |
U cnt kiss But can u blow balloon?? 4 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 8:01am On Jan 24, 2015 |
alberto2k:Oga you go fall o 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 8:02am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Grabs popcorn and zobo,waiting patiently for the chairmen. 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by alberto2k(m): 8:05am On Jan 24, 2015 |
4 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 8:07am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Your boyfriend must be a learner Not in a woman's place to learn how to kiss on her own, a good guy should teach her till she perfects. Where is mazi omenuko? You have a student. 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Princezoi(m): 8:07am On Jan 24, 2015 |
*grabs a sit* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 8:10am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:Hehehe,so you expect me to walk up to him saying "honey i cant kiss"? 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 8:12am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Damn! Now I remember how I started off with my first kiss #covers face# Was so embarrassing 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 8:16am On Jan 24, 2015 |
rubey:Not as embarrasing as mine yesterday. 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 8:20am On Jan 24, 2015 |
MsBliss:yes I expect more dan dat frm you. If u can't be open to ur boyfie den how much more, ur husband? Trust me, u need to develop ur confiding skills. It will save you a lot. Now go and tell ur boyfrnd take transport money. Unless u want to learn kissin sumwhr else, u can hire a friend to teach you 4 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by joebeckz(m): 8:21am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Think of it, how wud som1 start to xplain d kissing process on nairaland, example, close ur eyes, roll tongue, bla bla bla. It wud even be funny. Pls google is ur frnd. Just type, Lhow to kiss passionately and d steps wud com in thounsands. Besides, shud u b kissing outa wedlock? I no holy sha. Cheers! 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by folameme(f): 8:22am On Jan 24, 2015 |
MsBliss:thought I was d only one 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 8:27am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:lolss 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Damn! Now this is funny. I'd not be surprised to see next a thread; “Help I can't poo!” 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by derrick333(m): 8:30am On Jan 24, 2015 |
1) y will u guyz place ur nose on same spot?make ur face in "V" shape 2avoid dat 2)y openin ur eyez while kissin? R u a studnt of redeemer university ? Close ur eyez n tink abt Romeo n juliet 3)place ur upper lip insid his mouth ,n u jus take control of his lower lip N vice-versa ,atlis for 15mins be4 u insert ur tongue in his mouth n plz dnt bite (except if its grudge kisses) 4)ur hands shud b on his waist ,while his own wil b on ur face2enable him navigate d face to ani direction, NB ,dis is Caribbean kiss ,Pm me for french kiss N practicals,*winks* 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by luigiajah(m): 8:33am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Story For The Gods... I wonder what the poor guy is thinking now ** 3 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by joebeckz(m): 8:35am On Jan 24, 2015 |
[quote author=u can hire a friend to teach you[/quote] This is not cool though. Yea kissing process is reciprocal. She shud calm her nerves down 1st. And close here eyes getting a bit emotional and it wud work. Besides I don't c dis kissing issue a big deal, its natural to have it dis way wen ur new. No nid to rush learning how to kiss, if d guy can't b patient nd tek it easy while she learns wt tym. He can't leave her cos of kiss, is da all he wanted? So no biggie mehn, I wish her hubby was d 1 to teach her though 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by derrick333(m): 8:37am On Jan 24, 2015 |
rubey:N c as dis1 fine !!! God finish work 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by MsBliss(f): 8:39am On Jan 24, 2015 |
joebeckz:Explain,i promise i wont laugh 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by major466(m): 8:53am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Kissing experts over to you 2 Likes |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 8:56am On Jan 24, 2015 |
derrick333:hmm,are you flirting. 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by derrick333(m): 9:05am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Pasqa:No oo ,jus admirin God's work 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Nobody: 9:14am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Op pm me I'll teach you how 2 kiss free of charge Werray 1 Like |
Re: Help,i Cant Kiss!!! by Pasqa: 9:39am On Jan 24, 2015 |
derrick333:ok,i tot as much 1 Like |
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