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p by googleTALK: 8:41pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Re: p by japhmanuel: 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Patience is key |
Re: p by thiefnubu(m): 8:48pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Op STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL TO FUCCK HER 1- Make sure your Bed is cosy enough... In a player's room, the Bed is to take dominance... Get a nice soft mattress, a padded bedsheet, nice fluffy pillows, AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY ELECTRIC SOCKET IN THE ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED... she go always wan charge her phone, so she gats always sit on the bed.... From sitting, to relaxing, to cuddling a pillow, to lying down, na so you go take reach the Federal Capital.. 2- Don't try too hard... Most girls can smell a desperate dude from a mile away... Even if the konji is killing you, act unconcerned.... Just cuddle her, stroke her hair, work her up till when she expects you to kiss her... Then platonically disengage from her, and put on a movie for you both to watch... Believe me, the next time she finds herself in your arms, she will be the one offering her lips for you to kiss... Even at that, don't rush... Don't just go for her pants like a cave-man, let the mood extend to the point that she is the one tugging at your belt and trying to pull your trousers, and you be the one sweetly telling her to calm down, and take things easy... By this time, the gateway to your destiny is wide open, wet, and anxious for you to come in 3- Get a bottle of Spanish fly or put weed in the indomie you cook for her... Both are aphrodisiacs, which will make her so fucck-hungry that she might just be the one to jump on you and tear your boxers to pieces... DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER RESULTS MAY ARISE FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE ABOVE PIECES OF ADVICE |
Re: p by mirexxx(f): 8:54pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
hian! lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: p by okabe(m): 9:08pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Dunno...buh I'm more interested in "y will u?" |
Re: p by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
I'm assuming she's not a virgin. every girl has a stage in her life when she decides to stop having sex. unfortunately u met ur girl at this time of her dating life. the funny thing is if u stay she will keep frustrating u. if u leave she will almost certainly straff d next guy. ask any girl around u. this happens with them. my advice is this...do the right thing... PS; I don't know what that right thing is |
Re: p by LaurelP(m): 9:21pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Keep asking but don't pester her If she refuses, leave her a while and ask again |
Re: p by falconey(m): 9:32pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Tinubu:GURU |
Re: p by Sunkyphil(m): 9:37pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
into where |
Re: p by nicerod(m): 9:46pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Tinubu:reading this while peein i mistakenly put suya peper on my prik.. Aboki think se i don kol.... |
Re: p by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:53pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
googleTALK: She won't let u in were? Her heart, her body, her house, where? |
Re: p by okabe(m): 11:28pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha: Hahaha, her farm! Lwkm, dis babe sef, buh e gud as u ask shaa, make pesin 4 dey sure wia op from dey come Oya, op answer |
Re: p by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 25, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha:Into Sambissa Forest |
Re: p by passionate88: 10:23am On Jan 25, 2015 |
googleTALK:How long is "for some time now". |
Re: p by 2dice(m): 11:24am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Tinubu:the op means she does let him in-to their house.. No corrupt the Op faa |
Re: p by googleTALK: 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
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Re: p by googleTALK: 9:59pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
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