Stumbled upon this while reading a political website. This guy is a prostitute in politics o

However there is hope. If Goodluck Jonathan wants his fortunes and the fortunes of his party to change and if he wants peace to return to our shores he simply has to do twelve things.

1. He has to resign as President forthwith and undertake to stay out of Nigerian politics for the next ten years and confine himself to fishing in Otueke.

2. If he cannot step down, he must give a public undertaking to the Nigerian people that he will not run for re-election in 2015 and tell them that if he changes his mind and decides to do so at the last minute they should stone him.

3. He must go and prostrate flat on the floor with his face touching the ground before seven of the most respected and distinguished men in this country and tell them that he is very sorry for the mess he has created and he must refuse to get up until they swear by the Holy Bible or Holy Koran that they have truly forgiven him for destroying our country. Those men are President Olusegun Obasanjo, General Ibrahim Babangida, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, General T.Y. Danjuma, General Muhammadu Buhari, Vice President Atku Abubakar and Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.

4. He must write an open letter of apology to the 36 Governors of the Federation, the Senate President, the Speaker of the House and the Chief Justice of the Federation for his manipulative ways and the gross incompetence and ineptitude that he has displayed whilst running the affairs of this country over the last three years.

5. He must write a letter of condolence and pay a token fee of compensation as restitution to the families of every single one of the 7000 innocent Nigerians that have been killed by Boko Haram in the last three years.

6. He must take off the kid gloves, stop interfering and give the military the green light to use all necessary means to prosecute the war against Boko Haram and he must win that war.

7. He must dismantle the death squads and the group of deadly snippers that he has allegedly commissioned to create havoc and he must tear up the list of one thousand opposition figures that he has been accused of drawing up for elimination by Obasanjo and others.

8. He must remove one Esho Jinadu who is better known as Mr. Buruju Kashamu (a rather strange name that does not have it’s origins in yorubaland but instead sounds like a low quality brand of Indian tea) as the leader of the PDP in the south-west and honour the demand of the American Courts and the ruling of the Nigerian Federal High Court and Court of Appeal by extraditing him to the United States of America to answer serious charges of drug smuggling in that country forthwith.

9. He must direct his Ijaw supremacist kinsmen to desist from threatening the lives of other Nigerians that oppose his government and who keep threatening brimstone and fire and the dismemberment of Nigeria if he is not allowed to come back in 2015.

10. He must undertake to stop serving kai kai at the Presidential Villa and he must dispense with the services of one Mama Brandy, a well-known Ijaw ”prayer warrior” and spiritualist.

11. He must pull down every satanic altar that may have been erected in the Presidency and consecrate and re-dedicate the whole place to the Living God.

12. He must give a public undertaking that the other four Presidents that run this country with him and that act as his ”Co-Presidents” will also step down with him forthwith or, if he insists on staying till 2015, give an undertaking that he will fire them with immediate effect and bar them from playing any role whatsover in the running of the affairs of our country from now on. Those four co-Presidents are, in order of seniority, 1. Dame Patience Jonathan (the First Lady) 2. Allison Dizeani Madueke (the Hon. Minister of Petroleum Resources) 3. Stella Oduah (the not so Hon. Minister of Aviation) and 4. Ngozie Okonjo-Iweala (the Hon. Minister of Finance and the Co-ordinating Minister). President Goodluck Jonathan, even though he is the public face of the small cabal of co-Presidents that presently rules Nigeria and even though he is the one that was given a lawful mandate from the Nigerian people in 2011 to lead our country, comes a distant fifth in the pecking order. He is co-President number 5 and woe betide him if he crosses the line and tries to challenge the position or usurp the duties of any of his four seniors. That is the sordid and degenerate level that our country has been reduced to by this little man from Otueke.

By Femi Fani Kayode.

http://www.thecomplex.ng/?p=2074&utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Femi Fani-Kayode is worse than a snake! If I see Kayode and snake, I go first kpuf Kayode before I kpuf the snake


BTW, Buhari nor know book.

Fani power, even ur dad was a coward.

Prostrate and beg Buhari, the same Buhari he's talking shittt to today.. lmao..

FFK is a clown and I know once condition change for him, jona go hear his mouth...

Fani Kayode is ready to deny his father if you give him money. So don't be surprised if you see him campaining for Buhari tomorrow. His mouth is for the highest bidder

No permanent friend\enemy in politics but parmanent interest....

The chronic womaniser ffk is now working for our ogogoro master

boolet:
Fani power, even ur dad was a coward.

It's not a kayode thing, most south-westerners are like that.

Any doubt? FFK campaigning for APC!

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That one is nothing but a fool aniways!

He's a Chameleon

kayode was sent by apc and obj into pdp and jona cabinet to jet infomations and also to know there plans. So dont worry he is doing his job very well

himkers:


It's not a kayode thing, most south-westerners are like that.

Just as most south-easterners are cannibals? Fallacy, my friend, of hasty generalization.

boolet:

Just as most south-easterners are cannibals? Fallacy, my friend, of hasty generalization.

My friend, truth is always a hard pill to swallow..

Fani Kayode is my boy.....give him food to eat and he will sing for you

----- OBJ (2015)