Rextayne:
My pant tored when i alighted frm the bike n it waz very obvious. the most embarrassing thing was dat my ex and her friends were there looking at me,chai!! Dat day i prayed the earth should open and swallow me.

oh my God...kai I feel your shame

Equado:
oh my God...kai I feel your shame

thank u jare no be small thing o na God really help me dat day sha.

Rxpetite:
wasn't she standing right before you? you should have helped urself with her nose. just one well-aimed punch.

No nah...i can't punch a lady na

Truth24:
A hug and a mere kiss and ur dickk went dat wild?
Ur dickk no just respect ur privacy at all, even for main road......
But Op no vex, if na me been see u for dat mood, I for laugh sotey u go vex go cut am komot....
#Konjii na bastard
.
.Meanwhile my own no far from urs ooo..... It was way back during my secondary school days, I was a class rep then.....It was approaching exam time and so, there was no much teachings again.... At a point, d class got messy.... Me I lap my babe like dat for class dey do love.. I don't know wat on earth brought our headmaster to d class at dat same time... As d class rep, he beckoned on me and I stood up, choii dickk don hard sotey my trouser wan burst.... Despite d shock I got on sighting d principal, my dickk no just send...it was hell bent on exposing and disgracing me dat day..... As I stood up, I pretended to be buckling up my sandals which almost took me eternity and luckily and very luckily for me, my assistant rep was on hand to answer to d call....... When oga headmaster finally left, oboy see as class just dey laugh me........ I been just dey pity myself Sha.........
Dickk no gree hear instructions oooo

me i don already come 2 d conclusion say dick get him own mind separately

[quote author=Dotwillis1 post=30147316]Thats the most embarazin moment of yha life ? ..of ya life? ...then yhu rily neva had an embarazin moment[/quote
oya..drop your own make we hear

AyokunleRuth:
God!!!

this thread is so funny.

l laugh sote i fall from ewedu tree.

still laughing

easy oh..make ur spinal cord no break oh

LaurelP:
Op u go skul but ur manhood no follow u go!

no mind am..na tout na d manhood b!

cuteniva:
Figment of his imagination

what makes u think it was an imagination?

chimerase2:
dis is de kind of lies children of ELI told in de bible

believe it or not...na wetin happen

Nutase:
fictional liars

hmmmmmmmmm is Dat so?

prettythicksme:
konji na bastard

correct! u know the feeling

nickz:
I'm a Roman Catholic;I went for confession one day as required by the laws of the church.The priest was doing this open-confession shiit,people on the queue could see you and the priest;but couldn't hear what you were saying.
I think I confessed a sin that made the priest stand up and shout ' WHAT!!!!'........come see eye-service
Like I killed a human being or something,even when I was done and went upstairs to say penance,the eyes where still on me.
I paid the price for that sin ON EARTH!

lmao..... Religion can be funney oo..

emitheo:

what makes u think it was an imagination?

coz idontbilivit.hw did dt stuff stand 2 d extent dt passers-by saw it?

emitheo:

correct! u know the feeling

And what feeling are u talking about?

cuteniva:
coz idontbilivit.hw did dt stuff stand 2 d extent dt passers-by saw it?

lyk seriously! U probably ave been dating guys with a 4 inch D**k.

prettythicksme:
And what feeling are u talking about?

konji feeling

Idrhas:
lyk seriously! U probably ave been dating guys with a 4 inch D**k.

good answer

cuteniva:
coz idontbilivit.hw did dt stuff stand 2 d extent dt passers-by saw it?

cos my manhood is kinda big & i was on plain trouser dat very day

chaiii , mine was a day I visited my uncle who happens to live with many of my siblings,
as early in the morning I was wake by one of his daughters to go for morning devotion.
I feel ashamed when I realize my manhood is on standard erection which I know she must have seen it because I was asleep while facing up,
I tried everything to calm him down to the extend of pouring cold water but it seems it sense is not part of my body,
at long last before I arrived they're almost through

emitheo:

konji feeling

lol

emitheo:

cos my manhood is kinda big & i was on plain trouser dat very day

ok o.sowi u fell in her trap dt day

Idrhas:
lyk seriously! U probably ave been dating guys with a 4 inch D**k.

yea...like urz

emitheo:

easy oh..make ur spinal cord no break oh

i don hear u

thanks

cuteniva:
yea...like urz

lwkmd! I see u re really pissed off. N.B- dnt mess with mine its a killer, even tho I'm hoping to use on my beautiful future wife.

tosyne2much:
Lemme book a space

So, u sef dey space-book

pussygotlips:
chaiii , mine was a day I visited my uncle who happens to live with many of my siblings,
as early in the morning I was wake by one of his daughters to go for morning devotion.
I feel ashamed when I realize my manhood is on standard erection which I know she must have seen it because I was asleep while facing up,
I tried everything to calm him down to the extend of pouring cold water but it seems it sense is not part of my body,
at long last before I arrived they're almost through

hahaha

cuteniva:
ok o.sowi u fell in her trap dt day

better trap 4 that matter

Hmmmmm.

zick19:

So, u sef dey space-book

hahaha.. Baba me sef say make I follow join ni oooo