If all men are the same, as ladies always quote.... WHY DOES IT TAKE THEM LONG TO GET ONE?

Pls help me tell dees girls that the males are not doing hoes and adopting children......lol.....:p

tosyne2much:
This is a counter thread. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ladies still believe them anyway. This misconceptions seem to be causing problems to the nation. Sometimes I ask myself if God Himself understand ladies

Just sit down and relax

MISCONCEPTIONS LADIES HAVE ABOUT GUYS

1. Every Guy Wants Kitty- Cat
The mentality of an average naija lady is that our world revolve around kitty cat which is not so. The moment we invite them over to our place just to spend time with us, they are already thinking were are up to bleep their kitty cat.

2. Tall Dudes Normally Have Long Joysticks
why on earth would you measure the size of someone's joystick by his stature ? Many ladies believe tall dudes normally have long joysticks while fat dudes normally have small joysticks. This is are not always true

3. Handsome guys Are Proud
Many ladies are always quick to refer to handsome guys as being proud not knowing that many of them are introverted and shy

4. Handsome Guys Are Promiscuous
Not all handsome guys are promiscuous. Many ladies are being brainwashed by this misconception. However, it's of no doubt that handsome dudes get attention and admiration from different female folks but that doesn't mean they resort to being promiscuous. All I know is that promiscuity has nothing to handsome or ugliness, it has to do with individual's discretion


5. Guys Are Sexually Indisciplined
NOT all guys are perverts please.. That you have come across the ones who couldn't control his urge and attempted to sexually abuse you doesn't mean that every other dude does the same thing

6. Every Guy You Woo Will Take You For Granted

Not all guys will take you for granted when express your feelings. Are you just gonna sit and fold your arms just because your friend tried it and she failed ? Many ladies have been programmed to wait for men to do the wooing even if will take eternity before men approach them.. This is a misconception that make MOST of our ladies end u in late marriage

7. All Guys Are The Same
I'm sowi, ALL GUYS are not the same.. Because you had similar break up experience with your friends doesn't mean that all guys are the same.. If all the guys that come into your life keep treating you the same way, I'm sorry you need to visit T.B Joshua for deliverance

8. A Guy That Loves You Will Go Extra Mile
A guy who truly loves you will go extra mile abi ? Hahaha !!! I laugh like GEJ.. Ladies I want you to know that it's now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you from those who only want to get under your pants.. As a matter of fact, the one who truly loves you will go to an extra mile while the one who only want to get under your pant will even go to an extreme mile, funny right ? Note that there's a limit to what every poo a guy can withstand even if he's destined 4u, so dont treat a man like bag of Dangote cement and expect him to go extra mile as the expense of love

9. A Broke Guy Will Dump You As Soon As He Becomes Rich
This misconception will always cause more damage than good to our ladies. Many ladies believe that broke dudes whom you have been with them thought trying times are likely to dump you as soon as they become rich.. Though, it is through that money brings out the real characters in the lives of people but that doesn't mean that a broke niqqa must dump you when he becomes rich


10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at guys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

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10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them [/b]
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at guys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

today, i saw a girl who was very busy with her assignment, and sat beside her. i was a waiting for a satchet water to give my balance. the girl was seemed tired and restless. i learnt the assignment wil be submitted that morning. i asked her 'hmm nne, you have made mistake o!". she then asked if i could help her. i said yes. i wrote for like 2hrs. and was almost through. she said she was hungry and left for canteen. and also asked me to wait for her. i finished it, and gave another girl who was beside us her books. the girl asked 'why wont i wait her. i answered 'am not going far'. and zoomed off sharply..

peteruuu:
yes bro.So?

Keep waiting till.................

peteruuu:
Hello my fellow nairalanders,please help me win!My brother n I made a bet just now.He said if i can meet up with him on the number of LIKES he's having on this forum,he would dash me his BB Z10 phone!!! Lol..as i no wan miss it..he's giving me a maximum of just a month!!! HE'S HAVING ABOUT 832 total likes,while i'm just having about 85 total likes. Please help me LIKE this comment.Thanks

hahahahaha roflwkmd

When I saw this comment, I showed it to the babes here and dey were all cracking

damseyl:
Stale

Ur pics tho.... Looks like u wanna stale

Btw,nice sig

So true bro,esp no 1 dat every guy want kitty-cat ok fyn,don't u gals want lambroso

tosyne2much:
hahahahaha roflwkmd

When I saw this comment, I showed it to the babes here and dey were all cracking

I totally agree with number 3

Non is wrong

PLEASE GIVE OUR LADIES SOME SPACE...
They need AMNESTY

Nneka123:
so you guys don't mean it?

Not really

They believe dat all guys LIE

alberto2k:
The one way dey pain me pass na dat No.7

my own na numaer 3

peteruuu:
Hello my fellow nairalanders,please help me win!My brother n I made a bet just now.He said if i can meet up with him on the number of LIKES he's having on this forum,he would dash me his BB Z10 phone!!! Lol..as i no wan miss it..he's giving me a maximum of just a month!!! HE'S HAVING ABOUT 832 total likes,while i'm just having about 85 total likes. Please help me LIKE this comment.Thanks

10000 likes! animal!

ArchEnemy:
That short guys are proud or stubborn

buhahahahahahhahah but it's d truth Tho

Most Nigerian men are proud....Goes for the poor and the rich.. That is a fact.

Adufetohposh:
buhahahahahahhahah but it's d truth Tho

if I catch you

NYEREM
: in a marriage seminar, these are the wishes of
some men. Women take note.
1) Men wish to be respected
2) men cherish neatness in their home
3 men wish their wives to understand their sexual weakness and
bear with them
4) men wish their wives to know what they are living for and
key into it
5) men detest being compared with any other person
6) men wish their wives believe in them and trust them
7) men cherish appreciation and apology
men don't want their wives to use their sexual request as
opportunity to raise matters
9) men can not stand hunger for too long, so they wish their
meal be prepared timely
10) men wish their wives to understand their financial system
very well and be their prudent financial manager.

emusmith:


People that weep and do nothing are IRRESPONSIBLE.

The Op did a great job... you bring back those days....

And why the hell are you quoting me? You are the IRRESPONSIBLE one FOOL

bellychiz:



And why the hell are you quoting me? You are the IRRESPONSIBLE one FOOL

You see? This is what some girls say when they do not have any small reason to back up their statement...


Who is a fool now? You that can't defend your point or me?

Some girls sha

tosyne2much:
This is a counter thread. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ladies still believe them anyway. This misconceptions seem to be causing problems to the nation. Sometimes I ask myself if God Himself understand ladies

Just sit down and relax

MISCONCEPTIONS LADIES HAVE ABOUT GUYS

1. Every Guy Wants Kitty- Cat
The mentality of an average naija lady is that our world revolve around kitty cat which is not so. The moment we invite them over to our place just to spend time with us, they are already thinking were are up to bleep their kitty cat.

2. Tall Dudes Normally Have Long Joysticks
why on earth would you measure the size of someone's joystick by his stature ? Many ladies believe tall dudes normally have long joysticks while fat dudes normally have small joysticks. This is are not always true

3. Handsome guys Are Proud
Many ladies are always quick to refer to handsome guys as being proud not knowing that many of them are introverted and shy

4. Handsome Guys Are Promiscuous
Not all handsome guys are promiscuous. Many ladies are being brainwashed by this misconception. However, it's of no doubt that handsome dudes get attention and admiration from different female folks but that doesn't mean they resort to being promiscuous. All I know is that promiscuity has nothing to handsome or ugliness, it has to do with individual's discretion


5. Guys Are Sexually Indisciplined
NOT all guys are perverts please.. That you have come across the ones who couldn't control his urge and attempted to sexually abuse you doesn't mean that every other dude does the same thing

6. Every Guy You Woo Will Take You For Granted

Not all guys will take you for granted when express your feelings. Are you just gonna sit and fold your arms just because your friend tried it and she failed ? Many ladies have been programmed to wait for men to do the wooing even if will take eternity before men approach them.. This is a misconception that make MOST of our ladies end u in late marriage

7. All Guys Are The Same
I'm sowi, ALL GUYS are not the same.. Because you had similar break up experience with your friends doesn't mean that all guys are the same.. If all the guys that come into your life keep treating you the same way, I'm sorry you need to visit T.B Joshua for deliverance

8. A Guy That Loves You Will Go Extra Mile
A guy who truly loves you will go extra mile abi ? Hahaha !!! I laugh like GEJ.. Ladies I want you to know that it's now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you from those who only want to get under your pants.. As a matter of fact, the one who truly loves you will go to an extra mile while the one who only want to get under your pant will even go to an extreme mile, funny right ? Note that there's a limit to what every poo a guy can withstand even if he's destined 4u, so dont treat a man like bag of Dangote cement and expect him to go extra mile as the expense of love

9. A Broke Guy Will Dump You As Soon As He Becomes Rich
This misconception will always cause more damage than good to our ladies. Many ladies believe that broke dudes whom you have been with them thought trying times are likely to dump you as soon as they become rich.. Though, it is through that money brings out the real characters in the lives of people but that doesn't mean that a broke niqqa must dump you when he becomes rich


10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at opsguys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

ops only number 8 is correct the rest are truth not misconception

It is not a misconception, these are facts that apply to most nigerian men and not 'every/all' nigerian men. It is especially so with the behaviourial traits you listed because truth be told- most nigerian men are not well bred.

True talk Op... wrong misconception affecting ladies... The problem is that some of them don't know what they want...

Confused ladies everywhere in NIGA...

11. They like nude pics .* all guys like unclad female pic, can some1 tell me it's (not) true

Guys like nude pics .* all guys like unclad female pic, can some1 tell me it's (not) true

Even the comments from guys here are proving the Op wrong sef. they are not misconceptions. they are facts. Lol. what a thread. the purpose of the thread has been defeated by the guys themselves.

Pls tell them ooooo esp no 6!

It is not a misconception, it's very true

OohMpa:
1) That we think about sex 80% of the time...
It's a big lie, it's 90% of the time


2) That we love them thick and curvy....
We like no thick, flat tummy ± curve

3) That we are Nigelian network that store lecharge card
The thunder wey go fire you still dey twerk

4) That you turn to wood during sex.....
We lesemble carpenter?

#Sai

You just told us about yourself