Lololololol, make I laugh die

tunde1200:
Na so dey teach u for church abii
Kids full NL sha

shey d virgins in jannah nor dey quran again?

OGeeKush:


Jesus sucks more...

While you're a dumb nut!

http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/so-is-buhari-indeed-a-religious-fanatic-by-peter-claver-oparah/

As the Jonathan regime and PDP frantically works to parry questions from its conduct in power for the past six years, especially as it involves the monumental elevation of corruption and graft to driving shafts of statecraft and how this has devastated governance and the lives of Nigerians, One of the  cheap propagandas  they bandy about is the one that says that Buhari is a religious fanatic, with intent to Islamise Nigeria. For this, they have recruited all manners of propagandists and religious zealots to spread bigotry and work on the emotional glands of the people they have largely misruled and impoverished.

In a country where the religious antes of citizens have been deliberately worked up most especially by the Jonathan regime in its desperate desire to continue in power, this has the potency of driving wedges between Buhari and Christians in a multi-sectarian and multi-cultural country as Nigeria as well as dangerously worsen the spate of sectarian intolerance, suspicion and warfare among Nigerians.. This propaganda has endured and is fed with more egregious lies, forgeries and hacks. The peddlers of this lie know it is nothing more than a huge lie meant to mislead the uninformed and the simple minded and con another term in office. It is a deliberate act of mischief by a party and government that have failed woefully to justify the use of six years of unprecedented oil windfall to better the lots of Nigerians. Having failed in all spheres of governance and still nursing the desire for continuity, it is just obvious that such lies should be invented to shoot down the single most dreaded threat to a continuation of that purblind governance.

The lie of Buhari’s Islamic fundamentalism has been bought by those that still shower confetti on the Jonathan’s government and those that are not enlightened enough to appreciate the importance of proof on such allegation. Among these are ready-for-hire hustlers who masquerade as pastors, then unrepentant bigots and ethnic zealots and those who have been shut off from civilization by the deliberate policy of the same Jonathan government not to improve life with the hundreds of billions of petro dollars it had earned in its six uneventful years in power. The political desperados behind these lies and cheap propaganda stay at the background, feeding these tongs of mischievous fire and praying that once again, they will get a fresh license to dupe and pauperize the people, as we are experiencing in their hands today.

But beyond all these gales of plain mischief, the apt questions Nigerians should ask and seek answers to remains; is Buhari a religious fanatic? Is he ruled by the craze of religious dominance? How come he learnt fanaticism at old age and not when he was wielding untrammeled power? What exactly is President Jonathan doing, traversing every Church with incendiary message of being the only Christian avatar in sight today? What proofs exist to suggest that General Buhari is a religious fanatic that is dominated by the singular desire to Islamise the country apart from the desperate campaign propaganda of the flailing Jonathan government seriously dodging questions about its scruples and its handling of statecraft in the past six years?

Yes, Jonathan and his PDP have told us that Buhari said in 2011 that he wished that Sharia is implemented all over Nigeria, which Buhari has categorically denied making stating that he, at no time wished Sharia for non Muslims, as the PDP would like us to believe. But even if we are to agree that Buhari called for total implementation of Sharia across the country, does that translate to forcefully subjecting Nigerians of other faiths to Sharia? The answer is a capital no. Even at that, the truth is that Sharia was introduced under a PDP government and it never lifted a finger to stop it. At the last count, as many as ten states in the north are purportedly implementing Sharia under a PDP government; pray had this translated to a forceful subjection of Christians to Sharia precepts? The answer again is no so why is the PDP desperate to hang endlessly on this straw if not that its lies are collapsing so badly, as recently affirmed by Governor Adams Oshiomhole? Has anyone tried to find out the true state of Shariah even in the states where it had been adopted?

Another lie that is desperately hawked by storm-tossed political predators is that Buhari will Islamize Nigeria. As baseless as this lie is rooted, the PDP and the Jonathan presidency hangs on it like an assured life saver. But let us think about it. Buhari governed Nigeria for eighteen months, as a military ruler whose decree is law and with a Muslim deputy. There was no where it was recorded that Buhari attended or took Nigeria to any Islamic body for forceful enlisting. There was no where it was recorded either in recent or distant history that Buhari ever took any move to islamize Nigeria. It was a known fact that Buhari rebuffed intense pressures to enlist Nigeria in the Organization of Islamic Countries for the period he was in power. It was the Babangida regime that enlisted the country to the OIC and curiously, during the Yar’Adua/Jonathan regime, Nigerian membership of OIC was renewed on April 12, 2012. Jonathan himself was to attend the OIC Islamic Summit held in Cairo, Egypt in 2013! Come to think of it, how can a Buhari that resisted the pressure of smuggling Nigeria into any Islamic body when he was like a maximum ruler now maneuver his way through the legislature and a mixed executive to force Islamism on Nigerians? A pure hogwash that can only appeal to rain soaked political rent seekers.

Coming to Buhari’s domestic household, it till shocks some who have gulped the frenzied lies of the Jonathan/PDP regime that Buhari’s cook for many years is a Christian and which religious zealot in recorded history has put his life in the very hands of the same religion he plans to exterminate? Yes, a cook holds the life of his master, before they come hurtling down with suppressed fury at how Buhari put his life in the hands of his Christian cook. Buhari’s driver is a Christian and so are most of his domestic staff and which Muslim bigot anywhere in the world will allow Christians so up close to him? And another incontrovertible fact; Buhari allows Sundays as work free days for his Christian staff, a feat which the pretensive and hypocritical Christian bigots now thumping up and down in the name of religion don’t even do!

Another tepid mischief by the desperate mongers is that Buhari is behind Boko Haram yet he was providentially spared from a bomb attack from the same ghouls recently. It is a known fact that General Azazi who was Jonathan’s cousin and his former National Security Adviser made a stunning revelation at a South South Summit in Asaba that Boko Haram remains a fallout of the do-and-die politics in PDP. He was quickly removed after this revelation and he was to die shortly after in a mysterious plane crash. Today, the human face of Boko Haram, Alli Modu Sherrif is warmly in bed with Jonathan and PDP, while the PDP sees the miraculous rejuvenation of its potency in proficiently recycling the lie of Buhari being behind Boko Haram. Again, will a soldier who has a reputation for straight talk and decisiveness and who crushed a fiercer Maitatsine religious uprising when he was in power condone such silly antics as Boko Haram and its sponsors purvey?

But let us face the reality of the Nigerian situation. Since when did Jonathan/PDP become the face of Christians that some so called Christian leaders are dancing so shamelessly naked to appropriate the many shortcomings of this government? Since when did Christians begin to bandy and hand-clap for a corrupt and ethically-wrecked government just because they claim the head of such cartel adheres to their religion? Since when did Christians begin to covet the shenanigans and follies of government on the pretext of fighting a pseudo-religious war that exists in the mercenary minds of the promoters? Since when did Christians openly start hugging dirt and other corrupt manifestations of political way-farers in the name of promoting its own agenda-whatever that is? Since when did Christians start tagging along mendacious atrocities committed by politicians and their cahoots and dragging the hallowed institution of Christianity to the mud? Since when has Christianity become an appendage of a corrupt PDP that we are being blackmailed to support its quest for eternal power without responsibility? These are pertinent questions Christians must start to ask as PDP’s may lies and desperations add as a fillip for the well expressed desire for change in Nigeria.

Buhari, unlike the leaders, most members and supporters of the PDP, lives a verifiable life of honesty, integrity, discipline. This is his badge of honour which no failed government, its corrupt supporters and desperate enablers of official rot can impeach. He remains the change Nigerians have yearned, prayed and worked for and Febuhari 14 remains our date with history as duped, shortchanged, robbed, raped and despoiled citizens of an unfortunate country whose leaders have raided the common ban and left us pining with the shortest ends of the stick.

You guys should stop being sentimental, the enemy is from within.

Rexyl:
I think the handlers of the account can be tracked and arrested alongside supporting followers and made to face full wrath of law.

Trust me, it will be darn near impossible to track them. ...moreover, it is more useful to intelligence personnel (if we have capable ones) that they have somewhat of a reachable presence online.

You're still in darkness bro try as much as u can to know about my religion.

I know much about yours and I don't insult like people of your type.

winner01:
shey d virgins in jannah nor dey quran again?

oloriburuku lawon people yi sha

adeA1:
Oh God! How I wish U had absobed the Muslims of the programmed tanishing of Ur religion by the Unbelievers . The liberty(thou limited) u (the able mighty) afford mankind is what they are exploitin- they choose to see what pleases them to see, choose to hear what they want to hear, choose to speak of what pleases them to speak of and lastly to believe in what soothes their mind to believe in . They continue livin in perpetual disillusion with the soul aim of waitin for spiritual(devine) understandings from the Jesus(peace be upon him). They are dyin on seachin and endin up in hell fire. A piece ( yes its a piece) of advice to the sincere seekers of the truth... Mind to-mind talk.

You should worry more about not going to hell fire. Prophet Isaiah, king David, Prophet Ezekiel, Prophet Jeremiah, Prophet Daniel, Prophet Elijah and others lived not less than 500 years before Jesus was born and they all predicted accurately and documented God's plan to redeem humanity by sending His only begotten Son (as revealed to them by God Almighty)....All of them lived in different eras and wrote in unity God's plan for mankind after Adam fell.......And then mohammed comes several years after Jesus time, singlehandedly labels himself "last and best prophet" and claims to hear from God and writes a book based only on his "revelations".
Not to forget his war against non-muslims, child marriage, sexual slaves, sexy-paradise promise of virgins amongst other ungodly acts.

This world, even though seems physical is governed by the spiritual realm....How do u think a idolated statue posseses powers?....Once you bow down to any other than God, a spirit takes charge in you..In d case of muslims, its clear to see that there is a evil spirit of violence manifesting...Even if you try to dissociate islamic terrorist sects from islam, how about the charlie hebdo murderers in france who were trying to protect mohammed from harm. Were they hired too?...You can choose to live in delusions or face the truth....some of u even say islam is not a religion but a way of life when mohammed clearly said he has perfected ur religion, just like other founders perfected their religions.

My advise : Drop religion and embrace truth.

tunde1200:
You're still in darkness bro try as much as u can to know about my religion.

I know much about yours and I don't insult like people of your type.

oh sorry, I don't have a religion...But I do know that there are sexy virgins awaiting as promised by your "prophet" (I wonder why y'all proclaim peace to sum1 who's "allegedly" in paradise"...my question is;1. after you disvirgin the virgins, do they still remain virgins or is der an unending supply of virgins in paradise 2. Are der male virgins 4 d ladies too? Lol

kay1one:
Islam sucks!

To kay1 and others,I am a muslim and a proud one indeed...Islam is a religion of peace,just ask what u don't understand...To verify if Bokoharam is truly a muslim organisation as they claim to be,take ur time to read the facts below:
“Arabic is the language of the Qur’an, but Arab culture is not the culture of Islam.”.

BOKO-HARAM IS NOT ISLAM!!!
(Quranic Verses that reveals this position)

¤ The Bokos kidnapped girls and forcedthem to change their religion.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“Let there be no compulsion in
religion...” (Qur’an 2:256)

¤ The Bokos said they will forcefully marry off girls.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
"Do not inherit women against their
will" (Qur’an 4:19)

¤ The Bokos are aggressive towards those who do not follow their beliefs.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“IF IT HAD BEEN YOUR LORD’S WILL, all of the people on Earth would have believed [in one religion]…” (Quran 10:99)

¤ The Bokos have murdered thousands of Muslims and Christians alike in cold blood.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“…if any one slew a person - unless it be for murder or for spreading mischief in the land- it would be as if he slew the whole people: and if any one saved a life, it would be as if
he saved the life of the whole
people.” (Quran 5:32)

¤ The Bokos use the cover of Islam to
commit their mayhem and claim they are doing God’s work.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
"……………BUT DO NOT TRANSGRESS LIMITS; FOR GOD LOVETH NOT TRANSGRESSORS.
(Qur’an 2:190)"

¤ The Bokos believe once you are not with them you are an enemy to them.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“O mankind! We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, that ye may know each other (not that ye may despise (each other)…” (Quran 49:13)

¤ The Bokos have unleashed tyranny and indecency in the land.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
God commands justice and doing good and giving to relatives. And He forbids indecency and doing wrong and tyranny... (Quran 16:90)

Despite all their false claims its clear, for those who wish to see, that the Bokos do not represent Islam, because they are clearly acting against it!

I share this not only for my Muslim brothers & sisters but also for my Christian friends to preserve the image of our noble Deen "Islam".

May Allah guide us through the right
path... # Ameen
Finally to all Nairalander in the house,all corrections can be done without insulting any religion or personalities...

The guns are government issued.

Stolen or given?

lma4real:

To kay1 and others,I am a muslim and a proud one indeed...Islam is a religion of peace,just ask what u don't understand...To verify if Bokoharam is truly a muslim organisation as they claim to be,take ur time to read the facts below:
“Arabic is the language of the Qur’an, but Arab culture is not the culture of Islam.”.

BOKO-HARAM IS NOT ISLAM!!!
(Quranic Verses that reveals this position)

¤ The Bokos kidnapped girls and forcedthem to change their religion.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“Let there be no compulsion in
religion...” (Qur’an 2:256)

¤ The Bokos said they will forcefully marry off girls.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
"Do not inherit women against their
will" (Qur’an 4:19)

¤ The Bokos are aggressive towards those who do not follow their beliefs.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“IF IT HAD BEEN YOUR LORD’S WILL, all of the people on Earth would have believed [in one religion]…” (Quran 10:99)

¤ The Bokos have murdered thousands of Muslims and Christians alike in cold blood.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“…if any one slew a person - unless it be for murder or for spreading mischief in the land- it would be as if he slew the whole people: and if any one saved a life, it would be as if
he saved the life of the whole
people.” (Quran 5:32)

¤ The Bokos use the cover of Islam to
commit their mayhem and claim they are doing God’s work.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
"……………BUT DO NOT TRANSGRESS LIMITS; FOR GOD LOVETH NOT TRANSGRESSORS.
(Qur’an 2:190)"

¤ The Bokos believe once you are not with them you are an enemy to them.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
“O mankind! We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, that ye may know each other (not that ye may despise (each other)…” (Quran 49:13)

¤ The Bokos have unleashed tyranny and indecency in the land.
» » » » » » » »
Islam says:
God commands justice and doing good and giving to relatives. And He forbids indecency and doing wrong and tyranny... (Quran 16:90)

Despite all their false claims its clear, for those who wish to see, that the Bokos do not represent Islam, because they are clearly acting against it!

I share this not only for my Muslim brothers & sisters but also for my Christian friends to preserve the image of our noble Deen "Islam".

May Allah guide us through the right
path... # Ameen
Finally to all Nairalander in the house,all corrections can be done without insulting any religion or personalities...

A bad muslim is still a muslim! Put your house in order!

Ask77:
By Abdulwasiu Hassan

Insurgent group, Jama'atu AhlisSunnah Lidda'awati Waljahad, popularly known as Boko Haram has launched a new Public Relation campaign via twitter meant to win people over to its side.

The twitter handle,Alurwa Alwuthqa, which claim to be the mouthpiece of the group, announced the sect's capture of Monguno while also showing pictures of child soldiers in training.

The account communicating in Arabic which started twitting on the 18th of January with a message about Baga attack has over 3,000 followers.

Though there is no video of the group's leader Abubakar Shekau on the account, there is a video of an interview with one Abu Mus'ab Albarnawi who is said to be the spokesman of the group.

Both the interviewer and interviewee in the video had their faces blurred.

The Nigerian Defence Headquarters has not issued any comment on the twitter account and its content as at the time of filing this report.

Source: Daily Trust, http://allafrica.com/stories/201501281372.html

Is boko haram now making use of twitter, a product of western education? Wonders shall never cease! Are they not being hypocritical ??

Not all Muslims are terrorist but all Terrorist are Muslims

fathermikky:
Boko haram is well educated but they don't even want their young once be educated at all.ist not foolish to the northerners

Boko haram is a propaganda against the Northern mass to keep them under control and in darkness in the name of islam so that they will not revolt.
They added politics to it because it could he use to gain power

scribble:
I guess they are following the footsteps of their mentor Buhari.

I blame the person that gave u innjoo fone and money to subscribe for 15mb

I don't trust this acclaimed Boko Haram twitter handle. my instinct tells me it is some desperate e-political touts that is brain child of this handle to discredit others. To speak with all mouth, I suspect PDP e-touts behind this. Apologies if I am wrong.

It's obvious these dudes have lost it. They have gone against their name, abi twitter no be from Western education?

Skako:
Bokoharam are not muslims they are just camoflaging with islamic colour Somebody is behind the scene
but soon truth we expose


am a muslim and peaceful man

. Hehe the piss ful man

Skako:
Bokoharam are not muslims they are just camoflaging with islamic colour Somebody is behind the scene
but soon truth we expose


am a muslim and peaceful man

OK

waat!

mehn.. i followed dem n dnt know y i did sha.. @Alurwa_Alwuthqa dats d Twitter handle

Firefire:
Terrorist fighting against western education opening a twitter account


Their sponsors will be expose soon.

Ratatatataa

Ibon rai

Are we safe sir?

Skako:
Bokoharam are not muslims they are just camoflaging with islamic colour Somebody is behind the scene
but soon truth we expose


am a muslim and peaceful man

they are not Muslims but dress like Muslims and keep yelling allahu Akbar when dey captured that military barracks ...mumu!

Skako:
Bokoharam are not muslims they are just camoflaging with islamic colour Somebody is behind the scene
but soon truth we expose


am a muslim and peaceful man

how do you feel about the Charlie Hebdo cartoons?

leke12:
funny you! Everyting isn't all about politics, ISIS, Alqeeda, Al shaba all have twitter and facebook account which they recruit terrorist all over the world.

Over sabi, dose guyz dey kill human based on education? Get a life bro.

OgologoDimkpa:
Bokoharam are terrorist.
Their sponsors are not far fetched.
They still want to rule us.
God forbid bad thing!

They said Dogs and Baboons will soak in blood if they don't win.

But they always weep after every elections..

Genea: Mmmmmm,wat shall we nt see

hmm. The ones we've not seen yet

Some weeks after Buhari opened his own. Interesting!!!!!

scribble:
I guess they are following the footsteps of their mentor Buhari.

Am sure u drunk b.4 writtn all ths rubbish.
hw d u expct buhari to be among those who intnv on killin innocnt muslim hw dare u?
we knw who is responsible and we a sure u one day one tim tim whole show, rememb. wht out late north presint done to thy south. jst b. cos he is true believr. MINISTRY FOR NIGER DELTA!!!
wht Ur GEJ did? to invit out sider to jst kill us? wht hav we done? b.coz we ar muslin? if u hav not drunk b.4 readin my text wht GEJ do as an actn to tacle ths insurgnt

nonsence

Main thing is that they're looking to recruit across Africa and from international community. See determination to prevent the rise of a powerful Nigerian nation.

Nigeria look at the video below. Even against an impossibly advanced foe, the Ukrainians are building border walls.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1tCxXkM0M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isj53ba7SMc