A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with clocks on it. He asked, "Why have you got so many clocks?"

"Those are Lie-Clocks," replied St. Peter. "Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Have you got a clock for Muhammadu Buhari ?" asked the man.

St Peter replied, "We're using it as a ceiling fan."

so dry? really?

Idiat! Is there anyone that has lied like jonathan?

galadima77:
so dry? really?

How would you know dry ? This joke is not for people like you who have never laughed before in their life. Only Sai Buhari !... Sai Buhari !.. you know how to shout like imbe-cile

Caseless:
Idiat! Is there anyone that has lied like jonathan?

Go siddon. You are caseless.

felifeli:

How would you know dry ? This joke is not for people like you who have never laughed before in their life. Only Sai Buhari !... Sai Buhari !.. you know how to shout like imbe-cile

this one too is dry... i hope u dont intend making a fruitless career out of ur dry imagination? lolz

galadima77:


this one too is dry... i hope u dont intend making a fruitless career out of ur dry imagination? lolz

You no see how your own no dry ? He dry pass my own well well . Go drink kunu