emusmith:


hard to believe ey ...

emusmith:


Hian!

teemanbastos:
na boring services and borinq pastors dy cause am

Odillz:
FEMALE USHERS tapping male members and saying,"bro,sit up.Don't give the devil a chance" ..


Searching passionately for the N50 reserve when it comes to offertory,and keeping N5000 for Agatha

malonephills:
1: right from my childhood days have learnt to respect God so NO1 off me

2: sometimes ago I find myself into this part using phone in replacement of bible, thank God for 2011 resolution now my bible is bigger than 8th edition dictionary


3: though I still do it occasionally, but not during the service

4: not ladies only, some guys are also guilty of this


Na jesus christ resurrection save us broo


More wisdom emusmith

emusmith:


Thanks bro.

The funny thing is that I'm in church now...but out...

malonephills:
huh!!! I don't just like again, seriously... when I got home smtym from church we find many message on my and the same people sent em also went to church

SuccessfulO:
I barely go to church with my phone, so m not guilty of anything on ya list. But i occasionally gist nd make side comments wit my friends nd oo not 4gettin, i also laugh @ common mistakes made by choristers nd other church members. Especially those busy body workers i don't like.

emusmith:

I guess I should have added that...Side talks and yabs

SuccessfulO:
yea u should have added that 2 ur list.

emusmith:


Yea, I should have...how you?

SuccessfulO:
Sori 4 late response, m gud. Hw's ya day going?

emusmith:

If it was in the days of Moses and Elijah them, who give such people power to do any of these in Church ?

Any small misbehaviour can land you "Angelic slap"

Grace sha

Some of them are...



1. Making Calls


You're in Church and will still be replying calls saying "call me later, I dey Church" or "sell am for #3500" - To whom it may concern


2. Browsing


Some folks have replaced Bible for iPad these days, so it makes it very easy to switch from Bible to NL or FB



3. Taking photos


Babes working outside the church like traffic unit, crowd control unit, ushers or even environmentalists are mostly guilty of this. Last Sunday, some even pleaded I snapped them...me too snap them


4. Turning back to admire or to see who is admiring you


This one tire me sha... She makes a new hair and every minute she is pampering it and looking back....hmm...some will just be looking around as if they're in church in search of a treasure- Treasure Hunt ni



5. Ladies walking in the aisle when the church is dead silent


She and her high heels... The other day, one almost fell right before me... Pastor is preaching, you go just cat walk from back to front with "one kind dress like that"...na wa o! Thus, causing an interference in the flow ...


6. Farting


Farting is real o..., Some people nor dey fear God at all...How you want make people handle the message? Some people dey fart through their mouths sha...When pastor say "Tell you neighbour..." I go look opposite oo or form seriousness


7. Breastfeeding


There is always a place for breastfeeding mothers to breastfeed, but some do it as occasion bids... Anywhere that the baby cries, them just bring the thing out... Them nor send you at all o...



I know some can't be controlled and a few of us have been involved in one or more of these...


Which are you guilty of?

Have a nice week ahead