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Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 3:25pm On Feb 11, 2015
A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with their wife".
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love message.. here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again. I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
... Because even when we try to,DeyJustDonBilivIt. Not our fault.

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Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by saaedlee: 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2015
Hahahaha, the sms responses are so funny
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
saaedlee:
Hahahaha, the sms responses are so funny
I tell you. They no believe say we fit dey romantic.
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by inspiratio: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
Dead funny grin grin
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 4:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
Old joke but but real,80% of 9ja single girls and ladies doesnt know the real meaning of romantic love and relationship
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 4:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
Lol grin

Nice one
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 4:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
Lol. Wifeys are angry oo.
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 5:23pm On Feb 11, 2015
True cheesy
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by yungchop: 6:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
Old joke.. Next undecided
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 12:29am On Feb 12, 2015
yungchop:
Old joke.. Next undecided
. Sorry sir,but it is actually new to some of us. You cld have saved yourself some time by not bothering to comment,don't you think?
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Adinije(f): 10:52am On Feb 12, 2015
Yes wife don't believe it, cos there is no smoke without fire
1) This man actually impregnate girls and pickup 'I love u' line when he want to apologize.
2) This man have stop showing his wife love and care, thats why she doubt it.
3) Yes this man only show love when he want sth from wifey.
4) This one is the same as. No 1
5) This man never show love for ONCE so wife felt strange with the sudden change of attitude.
6) Same with No5
7) Same with No5
cool Wifey has caught this one cheating several
9) This one only show love when he is high
10) Same with No5

So is it wifeys' fault that these men turnout like this?
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
Adinije:
Yes wife don't believe it, cos there is no smoke without fire
1) This man actually impregnate girls and pickup 'I love u' line when he want to apologize.
2) This man have stop showing his wife love and care, thats why she doubt it.
3) Yes this man only show love when he want sth from wifey.
4) This one is the same as. No 1
5) This man never show love for ONCE so wife felt strange with the sudden change of attitude.
6) Same with No5
7) Same with No5
cool Wifey has caught this one cheating several
9) This one only show love when he is high
10) Same with No5

So is it wifeys' fault that these men turnout like this?
hahahah. Very funny. I see you. Nice.
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 12, 2015
Not all naija guys r like that oooo,some guys r DAMN romantic...ts just too many staking&1960s,championships&the likes that is taking their time....MEN!!! It is time for change grin
Re: Why Nigerian Men Can't Be Romantic. by Enegod(m): 9:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
Modesayo:
Not all naija guys r like that oooo,some guys r DAMN romantic...ts just too many staking&1960s,championships&the likes that is taking their time....MEN!!! It is time for change grin
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