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The Lessons President Jonathan Needs To Learn To Be Reelected In 2023! by psalmsjob: 8:18pm On Feb 12, 2015
Honestly Mr. President, you'll become a good president in year 2023 if you re-contest then but you must promise us now that you'll study and learn the lessons that we the people of Nigeria wants to teach you by voting you out on #MarchForBuhari.

The course outline are highlighted below:

1. How Stealing is Corruption without any ambiguity in pubic service! (Saying you quoted or misquoted someone is being evasive and what Jim stole is money even if it cannot buy peugeot why did he steal it; try not to say such Cluelessness in public even if you've been allowing you staff to do so and probably you do so as well)

2. How to take responsibility for the actions and inactions of your staff as a President! ( you take credit for the works of agriculture minister but kept quite about Abba Moro's job scam)

3. How to make promises that you can keep! ( No electricity light as I'm writing this thesis now, its now 6 years o how far with the constant light you promised? Ebele! Ebele!! Ebele!!! How many times did I call you? Watch your tongue next time!)

4. How to appoint credible women to public office (since you have that ting for them; 1st bulletproof car, 2nd $20billion oil money missing, 3rd another $20billion, 4th foreign reserve emptied, 5th Naira now worthless all these thefts that you say are not corruption is embezzlement to us o!)

5. How to uphold the sovereignty of the nation as the C-in-C. (If in the course of attacking and destroying Boko Haram your troops killed thesame number of the abducted Chibok girls in a friendly fire it would've been a national tragedy and the girls become heroin but now Boko Haram is still rampaging and our girls are still missing. In a warfare preemptive strike is vital to victory)

6. How not to over tax the people by increasing fuel price and at thesame time increase your own feeding allocation in the budget. ( Fuel subsidy for everybody is better than Sure-P for a select few)

7. How to control an unruly and over bearing wife. ( how to be as a wife at home and being the husband in public at all times)

8. Learn from GMBuhari as he begins his presidency come May 29th, don't miss network news for any ogogoro sessions, take notes, observe infact start now because you'll need it when you begin your next presidential campaign.

Study all these topics plus others that Nairalanders will point out to you and you'll stand a chance to be elected then but as for now we've decided to: #VoteForBuhari #VoteForChange #VoteForNigeria

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Re: The Lessons President Jonathan Needs To Learn To Be Reelected In 2023! by naturally: 8:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
How to organize English lecture for mama P grin

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Re: The Lessons President Jonathan Needs To Learn To Be Reelected In 2023! by temitemi1(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2015
Madness is ur surname! GEJ from 2015 till 2019, if u dnt like this u can go n DIE!
psalmsjob:
Honestly Mr. President, you'll become a good president in year 2023 if you re-contest then but you must promise us now that you'll study and learn the lessons that we the people of Nigeria wants to teach you by voting you out on #MarchForBuhari.

The course outline are highlighted below:

1. How Stealing is Corruption without any ambiguity in pubic service! (Saying you quoted or misquoted someone is being evasive and what Jim stole is money even if it cannot buy peugeot why did he steal it; try not to say such Cluelessness in public even if you've been allowing you staff to do so and probably you do so as well)

2. How to take responsibility for the actions and inactions of your staff as a President! ( you take credit for the works of agriculture minister but kept quite about Abba Moro's job scam)

3. How to make promises that you can keep! ( No electricity light as I'm writing this thesis now, its now 6 years o how far with the constant light you promised? Ebele! Ebele!! Ebele!!! How many times did I call you? Watch your tongue next time!)

4. How to appoint credible women to public office (since you have that ting for them; 1st bulletproof car, 2nd $20billion oil money missing, 3rd another $20billion, 4th foreign reserve emptied, 5th Naira now worthless all these thefts that you say are not corruption is embezzlement to us o!)

5. How to uphold the sovereignty of the nation as the C-in-C. (If in the course of attacking and destroying Boko Haram your troops killed thesame number of the abducted Chibok girls in a friendly fire it would've been a national tragedy and the girls become heroin but now Boko Haram is still rampaging and our girls are still missing. In a warfare preemptive strike is vital to victory)

6. How not to over tax the people by increasing fuel price and at thesame time increase your own feeding allocation in the budget. ( Fuel subsidy for everybody is better than Sure-P for a select few)

7. How to control an unruly and over bearing wife. ( how to be as a wife at home and being the husband in public at all times)

8. Learn from GMBuhari as he begins his presidency come May 29th, don't miss network news for any ogogoro sessions, take notes, observe infact start now because you'll need it when you begin your next presidential campaign.

Study all these topics plus others that Nairalanders will point out to you and you'll stand a chance to be elected then but as for now we've decided to: #VoteForBuhari #VoteForChange #VoteForNigeria
Re: The Lessons President Jonathan Needs To Learn To Be Reelected In 2023! by Kennywills7(m): 8:58pm On Feb 12, 2015
Mr, Gej is getting reelected dis year so maybe u can ask Gmb to recontest in 2019 by then he will b in d perfect age for u to vote for him again whlie some of us will b going for much younger & vibrant candidate
Re: The Lessons President Jonathan Needs To Learn To Be Reelected In 2023! by Joel3(m): 9:06pm On Feb 12, 2015
remove pdp and nigeria will be better

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