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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
undecided
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by chinwepretty: 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
Just to marry
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Awwal1st(m): 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2015
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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nuezha(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
BEST WISHES

Signed: Prospective father in law, Gustav 'el-chapo' Joaquin.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Pyeto: 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
oyin01:
With this Long list of questions, Let her daughter wait.... Jesus is coming soon.


guy u get mind o.. D man must b an APC card carrying member

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kelobestline(m): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015
Crazy family headed by a crazy father.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by DuchessLily(f): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015
Correct!!!!!!!! Very necessary!


With d way married men behave dez days , dis is very necessary

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tenry(m): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015
Nobody, i repeat no body will be qualified to marry his daughter. Meanwhile when his daughter keeps visiting prayer mountains without result, nobody will beg him before he gives her out to any man.

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tenry(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
Nobody, i repeat no body will be qualified to marry his daughter. Meanwhile when his daughter keep visiting prayer mountains without result, nobody will beg him before he gives her out to any man.

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by absoluteSuccess: 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
MODEL FATHER OF THE FUTURE FATHERISM.

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
Chumzylove kiss
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by hassan85(m): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2015
I'll just submit it and leave.


How can he want me a perfect person and to interview all those stated above?? it's really not worth it.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kwencypresh(f): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2015
E b like d wire wey dey for d man brain dey touch

Dis 1 pass navy exam oooo

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by drey076(m): 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2015
Na cooked story jare
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Misogynist2014(m): 6:31pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hilarious, following.... ™
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by HENRYCHIKOD(m): 6:31pm On Feb 13, 2015
Jamb question!!na gold d girl carri 4 waist or her character different 4rm odas..wome Wey ful lik fulani
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:34pm On Feb 13, 2015
I thought it was a serious issue not knowing its a joke.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by yahx(m): 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
U go marry her urself bdat# up to d next house

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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by adeA1(m): 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dnt comment on transist!!!
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by luckman20(m): 6:37pm On Feb 13, 2015
This should be in pdf format
So NL girls can give their parents lol grin
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by 2kris(m): 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2015
There is no how u wont tick no if u are honest.....haba a naija guy again
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by helphelp: 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2015
U
Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
BEST WISHES



APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I ________helphelo_______ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss______rhyle_____ _. I am
__30 something ___
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No YES
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No YES
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No HELL NO
4. Are you working? Yes/No YES
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No YES
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...

I have got a NO, but I'll continue anyways


1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage. There are no disadvantages


2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law. You go wait for this answer tire

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ? Go- ahead but I must Tesojue la leyi

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. No IDEA

5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you? Bleep your daughter tirelessly

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No YES

If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No YES

If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age, 30 something years

Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY" If your daughter is Hot noni

As used by women (100 words)

9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house. Just in case I see fresh...ain't going home mate

10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother? Na sperm dey turn pikin


Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No YES SiR
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No NO Sir
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No wouldn't know

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews? Sundays alone

2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?Sundays aline

3. When can I interview your mum You wanna DIE

4. When can I interview your church
Pastor Reverend Father you mean

5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me! K
*Don't visit me! K
*Don't contact my daug hter! Why not

If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: ask your daughter
Email: ask your daughter
Phone: ask your daughter
Home: ask your daughter
Facebook: ask your daughter
BEST WISHES Thank you sir
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:41pm On Feb 13, 2015
"6.Do you have both dad and mum together?"

The most important question of all.

For me a No, due to other than death, here means an instant dismissal. My Daughter can still marry you but I'll never accept you.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by barclays22(m): 6:42pm On Feb 13, 2015
The daughter Na hin second wife .
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by IGWISE(m): 6:45pm On Feb 13, 2015
Mcheeeew
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
BEST WISHES

Lol........nice one doubt if any Nigerian guy will successfully pass this
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
OP, learn some English. His Daughter, not Her Daughter.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Barbienice(f): 6:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lol
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by jamoskky(m): 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Mhennn...the girl go grow grey hair for em papa house.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Queendo(f): 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hahaha dis man wil marry his daughter oh.
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by daxon001(m): 7:05pm On Feb 13, 2015
Almubarak5:
WHY AM I MAKING FP So many times today? It seems good tinz are on my door... Back to d post, even if he's got the best daughter in Nigeria, Girls here in france are better, Anyways, Since am dating one of Obama's daughter I don't need to fill that form...
who dash u
Na u bd OPundecided

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