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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by chinwepretty: 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Just to marry |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Awwal1st(m): 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nuezha(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Rhyle: Signed: Prospective father in law, Gustav 'el-chapo' Joaquin. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Pyeto: 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
oyin01: guy u get mind o.. D man must b an APC card carrying member 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kelobestline(m): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Crazy family headed by a crazy father. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by DuchessLily(f): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Correct!!!!!!!! Very necessary! With d way married men behave dez days , dis is very necessary 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tenry(m): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Nobody, i repeat no body will be qualified to marry his daughter. Meanwhile when his daughter keeps visiting prayer mountains without result, nobody will beg him before he gives her out to any man. 2 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by tenry(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Nobody, i repeat no body will be qualified to marry his daughter. Meanwhile when his daughter keep visiting prayer mountains without result, nobody will beg him before he gives her out to any man. 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by absoluteSuccess: 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
MODEL FATHER OF THE FUTURE FATHERISM. 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:26pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Chumzylove |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by hassan85(m): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I'll just submit it and leave. How can he want me a perfect person and to interview all those stated above?? it's really not worth it. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by kwencypresh(f): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
E b like d wire wey dey for d man brain dey touch Dis 1 pass navy exam oooo 2 Likes |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by drey076(m): 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Na cooked story jare |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Misogynist2014(m): 6:31pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Hilarious, following.... ™ |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by HENRYCHIKOD(m): 6:31pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Jamb question!!na gold d girl carri 4 waist or her character different 4rm odas..wome Wey ful lik fulani |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:34pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I thought it was a serious issue not knowing its a joke. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by yahx(m): 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
U go marry her urself bdat# up to d next house 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by adeA1(m): 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Dnt comment on transist!!! |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by luckman20(m): 6:37pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
This should be in pdf format So NL girls can give their parents lol |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by 2kris(m): 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
There is no how u wont tick no if u are honest.....haba a naija guy again |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by helphelp: 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
U Rhyle: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I ________helphelo_______ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss______rhyle_____ _. I am __30 something ___ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No YES 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No YES 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No HELL NO 4. Are you working? Yes/No YES 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No YES If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... I have got a NO, but I'll continue anyways 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. There are no disadvantages 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. You go wait for this answer tire 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? Go- ahead but I must Tesojue la leyi 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. No IDEA 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? Bleep your daughter tirelessly 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No YES If No explain why? 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No YES If YES for how long If the time of their marriage is less than your age, 30 something years Explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" If your daughter is Hot noni As used by women (100 words) 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. Just in case I see fresh...ain't going home mate 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? Na sperm dey turn pikin Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No YES SiR 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No NO Sir 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No wouldn't know LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? Sundays alone 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?Sundays aline 3. When can I interview your mum You wanna DIE 4. When can I interview your church Pastor Reverend Father you mean 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: Sign again: Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! K *Don't visit me! K *Don't contact my daug hter! Why not If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: ask your daughter Email: ask your daughter Phone: ask your daughter Home: ask your daughter Facebook: ask your daughter BEST WISHES Thank you sir |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:41pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
"6.Do you have both dad and mum together?" The most important question of all. For me a No, due to other than death, here means an instant dismissal. My Daughter can still marry you but I'll never accept you. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by barclays22(m): 6:42pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
The daughter Na hin second wife . |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by IGWISE(m): 6:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Mcheeeew |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:46pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Rhyle: Lol........nice one doubt if any Nigerian guy will successfully pass this |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Nobody: 6:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
OP, learn some English. His Daughter, not Her Daughter. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Barbienice(f): 6:53pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by jamoskky(m): 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Mhennn...the girl go grow grey hair for em papa house. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Queendo(f): 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Hahaha dis man wil marry his daughter oh. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by daxon001(m): 7:05pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Almubarak5:who dash u Na u bd OP |
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