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Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by egopersonified(f): 1:18pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Before attempting any question, give him your own version. 1. Do you stay in the best house on your street? Yes / No Did your daughter attend the best schools within and outside the country? Yes/No Is your daughter a present or past MBGN? Yes/ No Can your daughter cook all the Nigerian delicacies? Yes/No.
If your answers are no to the above, then kindly don't continue. If yes answer these:
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Abeg, I don taya. Make pesin help me with counter thread 1 Like |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by SenatorJames(m): 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Rhyle: NYSC 2014 I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? 3. When can I interview your mum 4. When can I interview your church Pastor 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: Sign again: Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: Email: Phone: Home: Facebook: BEST WISHES Thank God this thread is in joke section. If not, i will just burn my nairaland account with petrol and matches now. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by Rhyle(m): 7:47pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
SenatorJames: Thank God this thread is in joke section. If not, i will just burn my nairaland account with petrol and matches now. I guess you can't make it past the first section. Just watch, somebody might be up to the task one day. |
Re: A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter by CassetteBoy(m): 7:59pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Rhyle: NYSC 2014 I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ _. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? 3. When can I interview your mum 4. When can I interview your church Pastor 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: Sign again: Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: Email: Phone: Home: Facebook: BEST WISHES haha...you're a genius! |