VALENTINE'S SEX AGREEMENT
Agreement Before SEX
I_______________________, the
undersigned female partner (herein
referred to as the "screwee", about to
enjoy sexual intercourse with __________
_____(hereafter referred to as the
"screwer", certify as follows:
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of
consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of
any narcotic substance(s).
3. THAT the aforementioned screwer
did not use any force, threats, coercion
or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the screwee, am in no fear of
him whatsoever.
5. THAT their is no aggreement of
marry ourselves
6. THAT I do not know if he is married
or not and I do not care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk
8. THAT I am entering this relationship
with him because I love it and want it
as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full
and 'delicious' satisfaction, which I
expect, declare in advance, the capacity
and willingness for further
participation as soon as time permits.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness
against him nor will I file charges
against him in the event that:
a. I contract a sexual disease
b. I fall pregnant
c. I feel that he is violating any
legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED THIS
_______ DAY OF (MONTH)____________
(YEAR) ___________ AT _________________
Signature of screwee _________________
Signature of Screwer _________________
Moral Lesson:

sign....fvck and the fvckeee

E remain signature of nuter.