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Agreement Before Sex by ifeoluwa237(m): 9:30pm On May 26, 2015 |
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women against men, please find enclosed herewith a copy of 'Agreement Before SEX' for your safe sex ride and to avoid rape charges thereafter : AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX... I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with___________ _____________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certifies the following : 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s). 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS________DAY OF_____(MONTH)_________(YEAR) AT ______(AM/ PM) ________________________________ Signature of Screwee : 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by demmy0325(m): 9:31pm On May 26, 2015 |
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Re: Agreement Before Sex by yorubaboiy: 9:33pm On May 26, 2015 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by IamLEGEND1: 9:35pm On May 26, 2015 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 9:35pm On May 26, 2015 |
Christ, where are we heading to ?! 1 Like |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 9:38pm On May 26, 2015 |
A copy downloaded. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Dlionsheart: 9:40pm On May 26, 2015 |
Sex lawyer, well done, sir |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by chijoy7(f): 9:40pm On May 26, 2015 |
ok |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Princecalm(m): 9:44pm On May 26, 2015 |
next century laws. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Dotwillis1(m): 9:44pm On May 26, 2015 |
HelI of an agreement |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by bigtt76(f): 9:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by DankemzI(m): 9:50pm On May 26, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Emptybrain(m): 9:59pm On May 26, 2015 |
See Raw talent being wasted |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by stan241(m): 10:02pm On May 26, 2015 |
Well if that stops the reasoning behind the thinking that only guys enjoy the act so be it |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 26, 2015 |
OK , now this is just crazy |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by solarview(m): 10:18pm On May 26, 2015 |
Emptybrain:That joke can raise some fund menh... |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Emptybrain(m): 10:24pm On May 26, 2015 |
solarview:Too stale for a joke! |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by solarview(m): 10:37pm On May 26, 2015 |
Emptybrain:I would have believed your comment ...but When I referred to your moniker... ehnnn I changed my mind... 1 Like |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 26, 2015 |
ifeoluwa237:sinaj cum n sign. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by sinaj(f): 2:57am On May 27, 2015 |
PervyByNature:I nid pen 1 Like |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 3:25am On May 27, 2015 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Uchwilliam(m): 6:41am On May 27, 2015 |
Mehn we nid to adopt dis oo..cos girls cn do sumtyms wana eat dia cake nd stil hv it |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by kilokeys(m): 6:43am On May 27, 2015 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Phikom(m): 7:13am On May 27, 2015 |
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Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 7:30am On May 27, 2015 |
kilokeys:Biko, keep that thing to yourself |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by kilokeys(m): 8:15am On May 27, 2015 |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Talentuex(m): 10:34am On May 27, 2015 |
Dotwillis1:sure is... Dotwillis1:sure is... Ma bobo wuld hav gone to slip by d tym i reach half of the statement |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by U2ice(m): 11:23am On May 27, 2015 |
stan241: Abi oooo...... Girls b acting lk sey na only d guys de enjoy d tin meanwhile na dem moan pass |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by Nobody: 11:27am On May 27, 2015 |
solarview:buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Omg! Wicked!! |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by olasmith10(m): 11:49am On May 27, 2015 |
funny as it is, I think its not a bad idea. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by HopeAtHand: 12:46pm On May 27, 2015 |
Lolz..This will go along way in checking unnecessary allegations. But, some guys can still make ladies sign that at gunpoint, and, also after givin them the drug with good feeling. |
Re: Agreement Before Sex by OrlandoOwoh(m): 12:57pm On May 27, 2015 |
"My second look into the world shows that ihe emebiowo."
- Bro Okwey. |
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