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The Proper Times To Have Sex by AdamuJos: 6:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
1. Don't have sex just before eating or after a full meal for this will cause indigestion and abdominal pain.
2. Don't have sex just before doing sport or after doing a tiring exercise for this will cause erectile dysfunction.
3. Don't have sex just before or after a hair cut for this will cause mental confusion.
4. Don't have sex when you are preparing for an exam or after the exam for this will make you fail the exam.
5. Don't have sex when you are about to watch a football match or just after the match for this will make your team kicked out of the league.

Therefore, the proper time to have sex is 24 hours before or after any of the activities mentioned above.
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by ucheheart(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
i thought this was a serious issue. cryi thought this was a serious issue.
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by kestolove95(m): 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2015
Don't have sex b4 or after reading dix post
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Jeromejnr(m): 7:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
Don't have sex before writing a post.
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by princeogbeide1(m): 8:33pm On Feb 13, 2015
u must be an aquatic baboon. I never knew that you know noting about sex.
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Nobody: 8:41pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dont have sex when it rainning,thunder go fire u#only for the op grin
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Enegod(m): 8:43pm On Feb 13, 2015
prettythicksme:
Dont have sex when it rainning,thunder go fire u#only for the op grin
grin
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 13, 2015
Enegod:
grin
The op no serious at all undecided
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Nobody: 8:49pm On Feb 13, 2015
What an _idiot!
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by Enegod(m): 8:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
prettythicksme:
The op no serious at all undecided
I swear!!! I thought it was sth serious..highly disappointed!!! cry
Re: The Proper Times To Have Sex by jaykaylegend(m): 8:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Don't have sex immediatlely after logging to nairaland

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