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Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by teemanbastos(m): 9:09pm On Feb 13, 2015
u r smiling in Ur
sleep,what's so damn funny? u
tryna imagine life
without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

Baby,I jst realised u are an
Arsenal fan.I can't wait 9yrs to have
a child.Let's just
end it. #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

Girl: baby, u stole my heart! Boy:
Oh! Now u r calling me a thief? It's
over please. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

The Indomie Nylon says to cook in
3
minutes. But you used 9minutes.
You're too slow. Its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

I texted U at 7:05pm on the dot & u
replied at 7:05pm+ 10 seconds... U
wasted
my time. I think our relationship is a
waste of time. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines you have been tweeting about our
valentine plans & you
know I love privacy. It's over"

You call me "baby"? So
you're trying to say i'm childish? It's
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

I called u
and u picked up immediately. U lack
patience. ITS
OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

i heard u prayed for me
when i was sick. you too dey do
holy holy. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Who is that Godwin you
are singing about? So you cant sing
with my own name?
Its over!

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Your name is Jenifer
Ebube Gift Amadi. That means JEGA.
Its over! I dont
want you to postpone my destiny.

Your text messages have taken up
all of my phone
memory... baby I need some SPACE #PreValentineBreakUpLines

My battery died when i was
chatting with u, next it will be me.
biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines how can u send me two
call me back sms , are u trying to tell
me dat I am blind
or I don't care . Infact its over

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines why did u
open the cotton frm the right side
wen u were entering
the room,u wnt 2 tear it abi Its over

See Babe When U Pinged Me The
Red Light On My
Phone Was Showing This Means U re
a Danger To My
Life Its Over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You slept for 9hrs, who are u dating
in your dream? I
don't share..its over #PreValBreakUpLines

You say I'm the best thing that
Happened to you..what
about Jesus? so you're not
religious? it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines I saw u kissing another
guy in my dream, its OVER! My
dreams always come
true

You didn't even let the phone ring
before you picked it
up I don't like impatient women its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You warmed the stew again so that
it can burn my
throat? ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

grin grin grin grin
pls mods can dis make fp.

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Fatban(m): 9:19pm On Feb 13, 2015
Al dis ones no go work for my girl side o,except I wan put mysef for wahala

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ShakurM(m): 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2015
Made my night grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ladyshindharah(f): 9:37pm On Feb 13, 2015
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:43pm On Feb 13, 2015
Funny.. =))¸.•°`Laff `°¸¸.•°wan°•°``°`tear°•.¸¸.•My °°•.¸¸.•
°Belle``°°

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015
*I Intentionally called my babe this night just to pick a fight with her *
Me: Hello baby how are you

My girlfriend : Honey I'm fine, how about you?

Me: whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee, right? You don't even have respect for my mum, It is over between us! angry

FriedPlantain

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yuzjet(m): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015
Oops! grin

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even
respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

#Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out
#PreValentineBreakUpLines

Abeg, my ribs almost break..... grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Sijo01(f): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hiohiohiohiohio..... Valentine fever everywhere
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:45pm On Feb 13, 2015
grin grin grin

nice
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by xmich(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
gringringrin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Ahh, that part bout breathing. Haba naw, that's wicked. Hrhehehehehe grin grin

Meanwhile somewhere in benin city (pic)

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Sierraloaded: 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Icekeeng(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
This Op must be high on Gun-powder!

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lol.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
that's the tricks for broke niggas like us.....dnt get it twisted, poverty na bastard

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Elslim: 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lol
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yettyfad(f): 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
*rotfl
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by chinex276(m): 9:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
12 o'clock dam i go switch off my phone 2day, run go my mumsy house go stay till on monday i go return.
Dnt want my acct 2 show red after dis val, gals keep off.

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by ichidodo: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015
Gosh we hate valentine..
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015
You say you love the rain, but you open an umbrella when it rains.

You say you love the sun, but you seek shade when it shines;

You say you love the wind, but you close your window when it blows;

That is why I am afraid, when you say you love me too.

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Heromaniaa: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2015

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Estimable(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015
STORY for d GODS
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by mcdokwe(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015
Boring

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by bobwani(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2015
I wish it easy d way u wrote it

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Hermanie(m): 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
You see as you foolish

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Xhammy: 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
f
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by blemon44(m): 9:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
its over between us
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Rajjah(f): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
lol
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by seedorfg(m): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
happy valentine 2 all my dick an pussy frnds

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