jimohibrahim:
FEB 14th(Valentine day) Is Around The Corner, Now You Will See Diffrnt Funny Break Ups..lol

Guys Are Like:

1* You saw me sweeping my room n you neva care 2 collect the broom and finish the sweeping, Its over

2* Y0u d0nt bend properly when u sweep n greet moi mama, y0u'll have Pride issues, & i Cant marry a proud woman, *its over*

3* Did U jst call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done *its over*

4* My mum checked my future, y0u are not in it. *its 0ver*.

5* Baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in y0ur village so we cant go out anymore *its 0ver*

6* Why would u tell me to watch champions league when Man utd is not dere ! U want to mock me abi? Its over btw us

7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. ...we are d0ne *its 0ver*

8* U don't use ma picture as y0ur dp, its over!

9* Get another fool to be buying U suya *barbeque* every night, I don tire. *its over*

10* I gave you two eggs,told you to boil one and fry the other one,but instead, you boiled the one you were supposed to fry and fried the one you were supposed to boil.
*Its over!!!

11* I ask you between ibu and ukwa who's funnier, u said ukwa instead of ibu, whose walking can even make you laugh, 4 dis i think we ar done, cos u can't judge rightly..*its ova!!!

Lol,u can add urs..
Happi val inadv

teemanbastos you are crasy! i was rotfl with that indomie and broom lines!

So nepa brought light you coulf not shout up nepa? It means you don't like good things it over
#prevalentinebreakupline

You cooked and put two meat for me you mean am not contended with what I have it over
#prevalentinebreakupline

seyemon:

curiosity lead me to check ur profile pixx...u truly look like a murderer!....

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hahahahaha
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ah ... remember that curiosity killed the cat o and u come say she resemble murderer again. Haba!

mcdokwe:
Boring

Bros, nobody is responsible for ya frustration.. So, as dis joke thick, u no laff Chey chey!!! Consult ur pastor.. No, ifa for help.. You need it biko

My battery died when i was
chatting with u, next it will be me.
biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

This was my best

cluksy:

U're too selfish.. you care about your orgasm, what about our children?
It's Over

Yeh! Mogbe! Even ma signature dey cause breakup!

Were is the hot water I kept in the fridge it the same container but it cold you changed it. It over
# pre valentine break up line

Called me till my phone died that means you call kill me it over
#prevaletinebreakupline

How are too sweat I don't want to die off diabetes
#prevalentinebreakupline

why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!!

Punch Line..
Hahahahaahahha......

I use a blue hanky. you bought me a red one,and you know l'm a Chelsea fan
That means you don't support me
lt's over!

l eat only egusi ,but you prepared draw soup
that means you wish me suicide
it's over!

infact eh....op...na GOD go bless you dis night with this post....

that BREATHING part tho....so the shouldnt breath again because you are talking....lmaoo...

amazingly amazing!!!......

op's thread is the last thread i viewed bfor my sub expired!!!!......and i so loved it....i realy was cracked up hard!!!.

happy val...NAIRALAND....tho..i dont have any val...


team val.les!!!!

playing rihana now....drink to that!!!!!

LMAO!!! Kissing another in my dream n my dream always come true. Very funny

Me n my Bea jst b4 Bed
Me: Val will be Gr8t
My Bea: Yes I know
Me: So U know n u Can't tell me abi?
Its over btwn us,dnt call me again

My Friend n His Bea
Him: Hi Bea
His Bea: Hi swty,am off to Bed
Him: Did u Cream ur Body after Bath?
His Bea: Yes
Him: Why? Ok,u wnt ur Spiritual BF to say u smell Nice right?
Its Over

Funny

All these vague lines can not be used to tell me off Did he just realise all these things? After valentine's day we can break up. I will even be the one to break the news to him after val's day

Anyway, all my people lemme use this medium to wish u all happy valentine's day expecially to all those who don't have a valentine

Happy valentine's day!!!

[quote author=ladyshindharah post=30707817]I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .[/quote murder keh, ohh okay na- its over dear! ]

dnt over hype this valentine issue cos itz a 24hrs tin and just like everyother day......xo Pls spare me the discussions jare

sexyjennik:
All these vague lines can not be used to tell me off Did he just realise all these things? After valentine's day we can break up. I will even be the one to break the news to him after val's day

Anyway, all my people lemme use this medium to wish u all happy valentine's day expecially to all those who don't have a valentine

Happy valentine's day!!!

Thanks! Have fun today.

I can see mtn texts u more than i do, so ure dating one of mtn guys now abi, in short it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines"

Valentine died 4 love,
Romeo also died 4 love,
Jack in titanic died 4 love,
Samson in the bible died 4 love,
Greek Heroes Hercules & Archiles died 4 love
Even Jesus died 4 love.
Where are the women?.
No Woman have ever died for Love,
Don't buy any woman a valentines gift this
year until she gives u at least 5 names of
women who died 4 love
Pls alert all the men you know let's boycott
this valentine as am doing now.

ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

And what can you do

Ogarj:
Me n my Bea jst b4 Bed
Me: Val will be Gr8t
My Bea: Yes I know
Me: So U know n u Can't tell me abi?
Its over btwn us,dnt call me again

My Friend n His Bea
Him: Hi Bea
His Bea: Hi swty,am off to Bed
Him: Did u Cream ur Body after Bath?
His Bea: Yes
Him: Why? Ok,u wnt ur Spiritual BF to say u smell Nice right?
Its Over

Hahahaha!!! Spiritual boyfriend indeed!

Hahahahahha!!!
I love NAIRALAND.

[quote author=teemanbastos post=30707051]u r smiling in Ur
sleep,what's so damn funny? u
tryna imagine life
without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines



why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

see scripture from the holy book of Valentine's
here: www.nairaland.com/2146116/must-see-
febuary-14th-passage

FriedPlantain:
*I Intentionally called my babe this night just to pick a fight with her *
Me: Hello baby how are you

My girlfriend : Honey I'm fine, how about you?

Me: [b] whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee , right? You don't even have respect for my mum, It is over between us!

FriedPlantain

[/b]

hahahahahaha........ROTF

teemanbastos:
u r smiling in Ur
sleep,what's so damn funny? u
tryna imagine life
without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

Baby,I jst realised u are an
Arsenal fan.I can't wait 9yrs to have
a child.Let's just
end it. #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

Girl: baby, u stole my heart! Boy:
Oh! Now u r calling me a thief? It's
over please. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

The Indomie Nylon says to cook in
3
minutes. But you used 9minutes.
You're too slow. Its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

I texted U at 7:05pm on the dot & u
replied at 7:05pm+ 10 seconds... U
wasted
my time. I think our relationship is a
waste of time. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines you have been tweeting about our
valentine plans & you
know I love privacy. It's over"

You call me "baby"? So
you're trying to say i'm childish? It's
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

I called u
and u picked up immediately. U lack
patience. ITS
OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

i heard u prayed for me
when i was sick. you too dey do
holy holy. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Who is that Godwin you
are singing about? So you cant sing
with my own name?
Its over!

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Your name is Jenifer
Ebube Gift Amadi. That means JEGA.
Its over! I dont
want you to postpone my destiny .

Your text messages have taken up
all of my phone
memory... baby I need some SPACE #PreValentineBreakUpLines

My battery died when i was
chatting with u, next it will be me.
biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines how can u send me two
call me back sms , are u trying to tell
me dat I am blind
or I don't care . Infact its over

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines why did u
open the cotton frm the right side
wen u were entering
the room,u wnt 2 tear it abi Its over

See Babe When U Pinged Me The
Red Light On My
Phone Was Showing This Means U re
a Danger To My
Life Its Over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You slept for 9hrs, who are u dating
in your dream? I
don't share..its over #PreValBreakUpLines

You say I'm the best thing that
Happened to you..what
about Jesus? so you're not
religious? it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines I saw u kissing another
guy in my dream, its OVER! My
dreams always come
true

You didn't even let the phone ring
before you picked it
up I don't like impatient women its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You warmed the stew again so that
it can burn my
throat? ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines


pls mods can dis make fp.

wow! A nice wat to laff it off but my best 4 d night has to be d JEGA stunt. Surprise nothing on GEJ though. Ladies i'm sure calling ur guy "goodluck" charm would also mean breakup

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teemanbastos:
u r smiling in Ur
sleep,what's so damn funny? u
tryna imagine life
without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

Baby,I jst realised u are an
Arsenal fan.I can't wait 9yrs to have
a child.Let's just
end it. #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

Girl: baby, u stole my heart! Boy:
Oh! Now u r calling me a thief? It's
over please. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

The Indomie Nylon says to cook in
3
minutes. But you used 9minutes.
You're too slow. Its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

I texted U at 7:05pm on the dot & u
replied at 7:05pm+ 10 seconds... U
wasted
my time. I think our relationship is a
waste of time. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines you have been tweeting about our
valentine plans & you
know I love privacy. It's over"

You call me "baby"? So
you're trying to say i'm childish? It's
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

I called u
and u picked up immediately. U lack
patience. ITS
OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

i heard u prayed for me
when i was sick. you too dey do
holy holy. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Who is that Godwin you
are singing about? So you cant sing
with my own name?
Its over!

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Your name is Jenifer
Ebube Gift Amadi. That means JEGA.
Its over! I dont
want you to postpone my destiny.

Your text messages have taken up
all of my phone
memory... baby I need some SPACE #PreValentineBreakUpLines

My battery died when i was
chatting with u, next it will be me.
biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines how can u send me two
call me back sms , are u trying to tell
me dat I am blind
or I don't care . Infact its over

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines why did u
open the cotton frm the right side
wen u were entering
the room,u wnt 2 tear it abi Its over

See Babe When U Pinged Me The
Red Light On My
Phone Was Showing This Means U re
a Danger To My
Life Its Over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You slept for 9hrs, who are u dating
in your dream? I
don't share..its over #PreValBreakUpLines

You say I'm the best thing that
Happened to you..what
about Jesus? so you're not
religious? it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines I saw u kissing another
guy in my dream, its OVER! My
dreams always come
true

You didn't even let the phone ring
before you picked it
up I don't like impatient women its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You warmed the stew again so that
it can burn my
throat? ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines


pls mods can dis make fp.

I can't larf again

Ewatomi26:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my neighbour just came 2 ask if I was alright because of d way I was laughin out loud

*clears eyes*
Is like i'm seeing only one melon on your chest. Where is the other one? Infact, it's over.

Odunharry:
Na heavy rain go fall 2mao and netwrk go bad to make matters worst,lite no go dey and fuel go scarce..

answered prayer

Hermanie:
You see as you foolish

Na u foolish fr clicking on the topic n commenting foolishly on it. Bad belle