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Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
DISCLAIMER: If this thread doesn't apply to you, don't condemn it. It applies to a lot from my keen observation. You wonder what's in her heart sometimes. If you look at her façade and expression, you may miss out- look inward. It is ironical sometimes when you can't decipher what a lady really wants, : she connotes A and truly wants J. Hmm Seven Irony Of Ladies Are: 1. The "bossy-looking" ones are usually the most simple ones. She talks and acts like a woman of action. At work, she is strict and firm , don't you dare think she unemotional. She's just too "built up" and proud to admit it. If you are pester her with so much care and sweet words, she'll open up to you "yakata"! This works 99.9%. Mind you, She was doing all that because she's too scared of a heart break. 2. The Ones That Snubs You And Doesn't "Send You" Is Actually Into You Come to think of it. You're one of the most popular guys in your department. Every lady talks to you except her. She doesn't look your direction is a more sure sign she is madly in love with you. Chill out! Watch it, she knows you on Facebook. In NL, she doesn't like to be seen viewing your thread sef 3. The Quiet Ones Are Often The Most Corrupt. Hian! How many times have we seen a very gentle looking girl, well dressed and meek. You then hear of things...things she's been exposed to. You're like, what! Take your eyes off loud chicks, keep them on quiet ones. Have you heard? Green snake in the green grass? Check her phone and see her pix, videos and messages. Hmm, her message box is often empty. lolzz. 4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network Lol! See her in real life and you'll see a boring person to be with. Even chat her up and you'll regret why. In NL? She is a TIGER about to devour. She talks dirty and flirty. In real life...leave the matter for matthias joor! 5. The Ones That Always Want To "Correct" You Cares For You Don't get it twisted. If she storms your thread with a battalion of army, don't reply with hate. MOST TIMES, she likes you. Don't feel infuriated too soon. Why? Love corrects. 6. The Naturally Pretty Ones Are Often Shy To Face People. You would think these set will be outgoing and all of that, but most at times, they are just simple. They have simple lives. Wear simple clothes. Spend half a day on their iPhone. This is often misquoted for pride and ego whereas she is just shy. Guy, dig deeper! 7. The Un-Pretty Ones Are Assuming The Office Of "Hard-To-Gets". Lol! I don't know why. I can't explain it. I just don't understand. It's not like you should not "form", but for how long? "Shoe has size" isn't for only guys o...Abeg, park well, say Yes to him before he sends you to Recycle bin and still deletes you. You know yourself, I know myself Be yourself, you are not Miley Cyrus, KK, Barbie or Rihanna...You're You! Be You! Good evening 25 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:16pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Gud observation bro 4. The Indoor Ones Are Often Loudmouthed on Social Network right pa First to comment 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:17pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Number 3 tho... Ayam one of them 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
farano:no1 I guess |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
farano: Madame Farano, can you expatiate? 1 Like |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by hareskay(m): 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
*sips orijin* |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by phlamesG: 11:26pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Hmm no.2 sha so na why dat girl dey behave like dat? |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Lindons(f): 11:29pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
###let me Google it### |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:29pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
zyzxx: Thanks sn, You know someone in no.4? |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:29pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
emusmith:Haha...I reserve my comment |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:31pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
i knw of a gal in my faculty dah really does dah number two to me......bt to be frank she doesnt reaally care |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:31pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Lindons: Really? |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:34pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:34pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
duduhemit36:Pele |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:35pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
duduhemit36: Sire, how do you know that for sure? It doesn't always work but as I noted, if you're popular and catch the interest of most girls, there's no way she will deny she doesn't at least want to say Hi to you... This is psychology I know how it works |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
farano: Your comment might change a life, who knows? |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:37pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by ronald4lif(m): 11:38pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Nice write up. More ink to your pen. That number 3 is the most spot on, those quiet ones ehh, fear them pass. My encounter with one was epic. I fear them walahi |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Odunharry(m): 11:38pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
farano:jisos |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
emusmith:You want to knw my girl Give me 1 ooo |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Odunharry(m): 11:42pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
ronald4lif:101% correct |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:42pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
zyzxx:I don't think I fall under that category. |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:42pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
No 1 is so me... |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:42pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
zyzxx: Really, I was even thinking that... # battery dies in the mic# 1 Like |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by marieclare(f): 11:43pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Wow...talk about stereotypes that seem to be true...I agree with almost all seriously. Another thing is that most of these can be attributed to everyone male or female. What you see is not always what you get 1 Like |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:44pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
farano:oops! 5 or 6? |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:44pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
Odunharry: |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by zyzxx(m): 11:45pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
emusmith:Hahahah tell me ooo Change d b3 pls |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:45pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Lol...What was it like? Gist on joor |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by naijaboiy: 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
The Ones That Snubs You And Doesn't "Send You" Is Actually Into YouHmmmm...no wonder!! |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by farano(f): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
zyzxx:You really wanna know more about me |
Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Nobody: 11:48pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
zyzxx: Ok.. runs out to check if mama grace sells mic battery... she says no... runs back to bed... 1 Like |
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