We all know that NO lady would ever admit chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!!

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and she was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better because I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat **

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady becomes extra ordinarily nice and you'd be like, this babe is humble to the core. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Denies It
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


*** Feel free to add yours ***

Let pretence and bashing begin

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

malonephill:
Number 7, as true the way jesus resurrected!!!



Have experience a lot, even if I let her know I don't also understand the topic she be like let try it again I know you will gerrit



#her hand on my shoulder

or Her bossoms pressing your back or shoulder

tosyne2much:
We all know that NO lady would ever admit chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!!

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and he was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better, I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat **

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady resort to being the most humble lady you have never com across. She's very humble that you keep wondering how a beautiful lady be as humble as this. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Deny She Didn't
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

[b] 10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


Let pretence and critics begin

Written by: Tosyne2much

Get more on our blog: http://tosyne2much..com

naijaboiy:

or Her bossoms pressing your back or shoulder

Ezibless:


O.K

Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

1bkaye:
Going by some of the 'signs' listed, I'm sorry to say but you're quite misinformed lol

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

henrylowe:
she's a perfect example of monosyllabic girla Tosyne always complain about... Very boring and dumb set of beings

Crocz:

I can't believe you made me bend my head to view those things at ur dp

Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

akinsadeez:



Hahahahahahaha. Badt guy. This is why I love Nairaland. So many crazy peeps . Thank God I didn't check the dp

Ezibless:


O.K

henrylowe:
she's a perfect example of monosyllabic girla Tosyne always complain about... Very boring and dumb set of beings