EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur
spouse

am not trying ruin your family, just for fun, u can take it serious if you like.....

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery So You're Capable Of Killing
Me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me
and not biting u. i smell conspiracy.
ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking
and you are busy breathing? It's
over!

4. So now ur drinking coke dt has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him cus it's over between
us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics
with my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu, You are
still cooking chicken. you want to kill
me? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience.

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep
my Room when you know I support
PDP? It's over.

9. "You are always abbreviating ur
texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER.

10. I told u I love my food hot but u
refused to warm the ice cream. U
don't care abt me. It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you
can cheat on God, then who am I?
Park ur things!

Add urs to keep d fun flowing.......... LWKMD

Nice one

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