Saw this inside today's PUNCH and decided to share.

As the bride, what would you do?
We have a case in hand that a wife who happened to be a new bride discovered on the wedding night that the penis of her husband actually had two heads. The penis appeared as if it is divided into two, each having a feature of a complete head. This is actually a case of marriage by arrangement and correspondence. The man was abroad and the wife was here in Nigeria. They got together by friends’ arrangement. Marriage rites were performed with an absentee husband and the new couple got sexually involved the day the groom arrived to take his wife back with him.

Keep one for later

Can anyone please explain to me how it is possible for anyone to get married to a stranger? I am not judging, just trying to understand.

What if you don't like his smell, for example? What if he is a liar or cheater? What if he is a drug addict? What if he is bossy or violent?

I am the kind of person who feels suffocated when a man keeps calling too much and coming around too much when we are in the process of getting to know each other. I feel like he is intruding my privacy. I need time to let people become close to me. Trust must develop, the relationship must grow slowly and gradually. So how can someone marry a stranger?

How do you know you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you don't know?

Do these people have a higher tolerance level? There are so many things that can be disturbing about the other.

wow good for her!
now she has no need to cheat, if she gets tired of one or one becomes boring she will just switch to the other.
what an advantage she's got in that marriage

That's why it's good to test the ride before purchasing! She for done know since.

pishures or...

Arrangee marriage....na wa o.
Me would have asked a lot of questions na, even to weda his 'kini' is functioning well

Anyway, the man should have told her b4 marriage now. Love can make one accept pple even with dia plenty baggage.
They should sought for help 2geda
Reminds me of a friend who was engaged to ds man who's a little bit advanced, whenever she spends d night with him he neva touches her.
She was happy @first, saying he's decent until she mentioned it to a group of friends and they asked her if she's ok.
That she better test her 'market', na so she test oh come discover say he can't 'do' and not ready to seek for help. So she took a walk.
She's married now with a daughter, while he's yet to.

Pictures or .......

Eeehhh, the woman is soo lucky...She will enjoy double penetration, one in the vg, one in the an*s.... what a great gift and she's complaining

MarvellousGod:
Pictures or .......

Eeehhh, the woman is soo lucky...She will enjoy double penetration, one in the vg, one in the an*s.... what a great gift and she's complaining

Chai.. I know that's what you like.

davide470:
Chai.. I know that's what you like.

Do you have two like the man in question?

MarvellousGod:


Do you have two like the man in question?

Come and find out na. My house is not that far.

davide470:
Come and find out na. My house is not that far.

Nawa o . another wonder. This one pass me o . KanwuliaJara con judge the matter Abeg


EfemenaXY where are you? You too show o

carefreewannabe:
Can anyone please explain to me how it is possible for anyone to get married to a stranger? I am not judging, just trying to understand.

What if you don't like his smell, for example? What if he is a liar or cheater? What if he is a drug addict? What if he is bossy or violent?

I am the kind of person who feels suffocated when a man keeps calling too much and coming around too much when we are in the process of getting to know each other. I feel like he is intruding my privacy. I need time to let people become close to me. Trust must develop, the relationship must grow slowly and gradually. So how can someone marry a stranger?

How do you know you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you don't know?

Do these people have a higher tolerance level? There are so many things that can be disturbing about the other.

Irrelevant, if the means justifies the end.

You'll be amazed what women like this would do for papers and the chance to emigrate to Obodo-Oyinbo.

EfemenaXY:


Irrelevant, if the means justifies the end.

You'll be amazed what women like this would do for papers and the chance to emigrate to Obodo-Oyinbo.

It is heart-breaking how desperate some people are, isn't it?

But what would make a man marry a woman he doesn't know?

What if she is dirty, lazy, boring, nagging, unfaithful, rude?

SAMBARRY:
Nawa o . another wonder. This one pass me o . KanwuliaJara con judge the matter Abeg


EfemenaXY where are you? You too show o

That's nothing new.

There a medical term for it and it's called Diphallia. It comes with a host of other medical problems amongst which is the risk of Spina Bifida.

Poor guy.

carefreewannabe:


It is heart-breaking how desperate some people are, isn't it?

But what would make a man marry a woman he doesn't know?

What if she is dirty, lazy, boring, nagging, unfaithful, rude?

True that.

But look at it this way. They are adults and certainly know what they're getting in to. Moreover, they're using each other.

Man wants a meek, submissive, village-like wife, and all the perks that come with being the domineering partner in the relationship but in a foreign country (the west), while the woman just wants to move house to the land of milk and honey, where the streets are paved with gold.

Think about those 50+ men in the USA who go back for a 2-4 week Christmas break to get a nubile, "naive" wife in her late teens - early 20's.

More reason why arrangee marriage is a No-No. Marrying someone u've known for years doesn't guarantee a happy home let alone someone u've never met. I think someone's trying to oppress her ex that she ended up with an oversee guy

EfemenaXY:


True that.

But look at it this way. They are adults and certainly know what they're getting in to. Moreover, they're using each other.

Having to choose between poverty and an old man who wants a servant and a trophy wife is still sad.

Man wants a meek, submissive, village-like wife, and all the perks that come with being the domineering partner in the relationship but in a foreign country (the west), while the woman just wants to move house to the land of milk and honey, where the streets are paved with gold.

Efe, you know what life can be like in Nigeria so I don't blame them. The West is paradise-like when compared to the life of some people in Nigeria.

What a plight.

carefreewannabe:


Having to choose between poverty and an old man who wants a servant and a trophy wife is still sad.



Efe, you know what life can be like in Nigeria so I don't blame them. The West is paradise-like when compared to the life of some people in Nigeria.

What a plight.

Uh..uh...

T'is not that babes. It's lack of scruples. There are thousands of families in Naija living below the poverty line but nothing on earth will make them compromise their principles. Unfortunately, we don't get to hear much about them as they hardly ever make the news. It's those on the other end of the spectrum.

Anyway, this case is no different to that of the young man married to an old white granny for papers.

EfemenaXY:


Uh..uh...

T'is not that babes. It's lack of scruples. There are thousands of families in Naija living below the poverty line but nothing on earth will make them compromise their principles. Unfortunately, we don't get to hear much about them as they hardly ever make the news. It's those on the other end of the spectrum.

I consider myself a person with scruples and principles but I don't know what I would do if I didn't know how to pay for my loved ones' health treatment. Would I let them die if I had the opportunity to save their lives? I doubt it.

Anyway, this case is no different to that of the young man married to an old white granny for papers.

True.

carefreewannabe:


I consider myself a person with scruples and principles but I don't know what I would do if I didn't know how to pay for my loved ones' health treatment. Would I let them die if I had the opportunity to save their lives? I doubt it.

That's because you're looking at it from the young ladies'perspective.

You wouldn't be saying the same thing on behalf of the old man "taking advantage" of the desperate woman's circumstances.

What about our boys that have internet affairs with grannys and bring the grannys back home to marry them?
Albeit they have their plans

Arrangee marriages have been around from day zero
If this man didnt have a medical problem, no one would have heard about it.

EfemenaXY:


That's because you're looking at it from the young ladies'perspective.

It is easier for me to put myself into her shoes so yes.

You wouldn't be saying the same thing on behalf of the old man "taking advantage" of the desperate woman's circumstances.

He offers something in return. It is ethically disputable but in many cases a welcomed opportunity.

carefreewannabe:


It is easier for me to put myself into her shoes so yes.



He offers something in return. It is ethically disputable but in many cases a welcomed opportunity.

Precisely. That's why I said lack of scruples + them using each other jare.

chaircover:
What about our boys that have internet affairs with grannys and bring the grannys back home to marry them?
Albeit they have their plans

Arrangee marriages have been around from day zero
If this man didnt have a medical problem, no one would have heard about it.

Exactly, I don't get what the fuzz is about an arranged marriage.






*****
But hey, I can't be the only one on here who found the hypothetical scenario in the OP funny... the look on a woman's face when she sees a double-edged sword, PRICELESS!

EfemenaXY:


That's nothing new.

There a medical term for it and it's called Diphallia. It comes with a host of other medical problems amongst which is the risk of Spina Bifida.

Poor guy.

can it be medically/surgically treated? If yes, let him go for treatment now and save himself further embarrassment.

greatgod2012:



can it be medically/surgically treated? If yes, let him go for treatment now and save himself further embarrassment.

He was lucky to survive to adulthood.

I don't know if it can be surgically treated, but I'm thinking if it could, it would have been done earlier... so perhaps not. I don't know.

The woman should manage jare. No one's perfect. Besides, she's lucky sef. Two for the price of one. When one gets tired, the other can take over. All night rendezvous for her.

SAMBARRY:
Nawa o . another wonder. This one pass me o . KanwuliaJara con judge the matter Abeg


EfemenaXY where are you? You too show o

Girl, I don't 'dig' this KAIN matter o!
Nothing interesting about it!

EfemenaXY:


He was lucky to survive to adulthood.

I don't know if it can be surgically treated, but I'm thinking if it could, it would have been done earlier... so perhaps not. I don't know.

The woman should manage jare. No one's perfect. Besides, she's lucky sef. Two for the price of one. When one gets tired, the other can take over. All night rendezvous for her.

you're wicked!

. . .and in case anyone is arranging arrangee marriage . . . . . Just in case ooooooo!!!

you can buy the book Double Header: My Life with Two P$enises

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R8A2HVK

greatgod2012:

you're wicked!

It's true jor.

She's blessed and doesn't even realise it. Now what's that song we used to sing back in the day at Sunday School?

# Count your blessings name them one by one...

# Count your blessings see what God has done...

# Count your blessings name them one by one, and it will surprise you what the lord has done!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm_gmEJjHws