Double Enjoin-ment

Tallesty1:
Keep one for later

There you go.

I feel sad for the man, how would he penetrate the wife? Will the other di.ck be dangling when the other is inside? I don't understand how it is double enjoyment for the wife, someone should please explain.

EfemenaXY:


That's nothing new.

There a medical term for it and it's called Diphallia. It comes with a host of other medical problems amongst which is the risk of Spina Bifida.

Poor guy.

All this biiiiggggg medical hengliissshhh come down to our level abeg!!!

crackhaus:

Exactly, I don't get what the fuzz is about an arranged marriage.






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But hey, I can't be the only one on here who found the hypothetical scenario in the OP funny... the look on a woman's face when she sees a double-edged sword, PRICELESS!

I thought arranged marriages do posess some sort of contractual terms that both parties would agree to??

KanwuliaJara:


Girl, I don't 'dig' this KAIN matter o!
Nothing interesting about it!

At allllllll!!!!!

parismarc:
I feel sad for the man, how would he penetrate the wife? Will the other di.ck be dangling when the other is inside? I don't understand how it is double enjoyment for the wife, someone should please explain.

Explaining it will border on getting a bit crude. Okay, if she can birth a baby, why can't she handle both guns at once?

It is heaven on earth for her.

I just googled the term diphallia to see some pictures. Arranged marriages are definitely not my cup of tea.

This is the G-rated version of what it looks like.

carefreewannabe:
I just googled the term diphallia to see some pictures. Arranged marriages are definitely not my cup of tea.

This is the G-rated version of what it looks like.

That needs some onions, ketchup, and mustard...

carefreewannabe:
I just googled the term diphallia to see some pictures. Arranged marriages are definitely not my cup of tea.

This is the G-rated version of what it looks like.

Gross!!

EfemenaXY:


That needs some onions, ketchup, and mustard...

Naughty!

^^ I yam innocent.

EfemenaXY:


That needs some onions, ketchup, and mustard...

ileobatojo:


Gross!!

Not at all compared to the other pictures I have seen. Life can be so cruel.

carefreewannabe:
Can anyone please explain to me how it is possible for anyone to get married to a stranger? I am not judging, just trying to understand.

What if you don't like his smell, for example? What if he is a liar or cheater? What if he is a drug addict? What if he is bossy or violent?

I am the kind of person who feels suffocated when a man keeps calling too much and coming around too much when we are in the process of getting to know each other. I feel like he is intruding my privacy. I need time to let people become close to me. Trust must develop, the relationship must grow slowly and gradually. So how can someone marry a stranger?

How do you know you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you don't know?

Do these people have a higher tolerance level? There are so many things that can be disturbing about the other.

You're absolutely right, but the truth remains that a lot of people are so desperate to answer mrs this and mrs that.Getting married to a stranger is total risk as you might wake up to find out that you have a surprise package you can't carry.

Truckpusher:
You're absolutely right, but the truth remains that a lot of people are so desperate to answer mrs this and mrs that.Getting married to a stranger is total risk as you might wake up to find out that you have a surprise package you can't carry.

Very risky business.

carefreewannabe:


Very risky business.

But why are too many ladies in a hurry to marry even when they are aware that the guy is not serious they would still be fronting marriage?

Truckpusher:
But why are too many ladies in a hurry to marry even when they are aware that the guy is not serious they would still be fronting marriage?

- they have been dreaming of marriage since they were 5 years old
- they want to live abroad
- they have nothing else going for themselves
- they fear social stigma
- they fell for the scare tactics called age card
- poverty
- ...

carefreewannabe:


- they have been dreaming of marriage since they were 5 years old
- they want to live abroad
- they have nothing else going for themselves
- they fear social stigma
- they fell for the scare tactics called age card
- poverty
- ...

And this is why every sane society should ensure that the girl child should have quality education.

Truckpusher:
And this is why every sane society should ensure that the girl child should have quality education.

In well-developed countries education is free and the quality isn't bad and yet some women end up dreaming of a man who gives them a life.

It all starts in the family. My two cents ...

carefreewannabe:
Can anyone please explain to me how it is possible for anyone to get married to a stranger? I am not judging, just trying to understand.

What if you don't like his smell, for example? What if he is a liar or cheater? What if he is a drug addict? What if he is bossy or violent?

I am the kind of person who feels suffocated when a man keeps calling too much and coming around too much when we are in the process of getting to know each other. I feel like he is intruding my privacy. I need time to let people become close to me. Trust must develop, the relationship must grow slowly and gradually. So how can someone marry a stranger?

How do you know you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you don't know?

Do these people have a higher tolerance level? There are so many things that can be disturbing about the other.

That is because you are 'modern' woman.

I see nothing wrong in an arranged marriage, it has worked in most if not all cultures from time immemorial and despite the modern day notion of relationship it is not going anywhere.

Justfollowit:


That is because you are 'modern' woman.

I see nothing wrong in an arranged marriage, it has worked in most if not all cultures from time immemorial and despite the modern day notion of relationship it is not going anywhere.

I haven't said I see anything wrong with it. I just said that I don't understand how people can do it with all the risk involved.

For your information, not all arranged marriages turn out successful, just like un-arranged marriages.

carefreewannabe:


In well-developed countries education is free and the quality isn't bad and yet some women end up dreaming of a man who gives them a life.

It all starts in the family. My two cents ...

You're right and unfortunately different families raises their girl child differently and the whole thing starts from the women because a girl child would always look up to the mom .

Justfollowit:


That is because you are 'modern' woman.

I see nothing wrong in an arranged marriage, it has worked in most if not all cultures from time immemorial and despite the modern day notion of relationship it is not going anywhere.

Lemme ask you something , if you're in this lady's shoes how would you react?

Truckpusher:
You're right and unfortunately different families raises their girl child differently and the whole thing starts from the women because a girl child would always look up to the mom .

Not entirely true because a girl's first love is her father and / or grandfather, in my case these two people.

carefreewannabe:


Not entirely true because a girl's first love is her father and / or grandfather, in my case these two people.

I don't agree with you on this one.
for example : The outlook on life of a girl child raised by a full time housewife won't be the same with that raised by a working class lady.
No offense to full time housewives I admire their courage and as long as the man is financially ok why work your asss off?

Truckpusher:
Lemme ask you something , if you're in this lady's shoes how would you react?

We will seek medical help.

But I will hold it against him for not seeking medical help and also his omission to disclose his situation to me before marriage.

Justfollowit:


We will seek medical help.

But I will hold it against him for not seeking medical help and also his omission to disclose his situation to me before marriage.

Can't you see that you're saying this because you're a modern woman?

Sorry for this mix up.

Truckpusher:
Can't you see that you're saying this because you're a morsels woman?

Do you mean Muslim woman?

Truckpusher:
Can't you see that you're saying this because you're a modern woman?

Sorry for this mix up.

Sincerely I do not know but I think it has to do with my belief, circumstances can change within a second. I have an aunt who I would never have thought would be partially disabled but did within that same second. I guess that changed the way I view things.

Truckpusher:
I don't agree with you on this one.
for example : The outlook on life of a girl child raised by a full time housewife won't be the same with that raised by a working class lady.
No offense to full time housewives I admire their courage and as long as the man is financially ok why work your asss off?

No, not necessarily. Some kids become like their parents, others become the opposite.

Justfollowit:


Sincerely I do not know but I think it has to do with my belief, circumstances can change within a second. I have an aunt who I would never have thought would be partially disabled but did within that same second. I guess that changed the way I view things.

You can't have empathy for somebody over a deformity that was concealed from you even when the person involved was aware that the information might influence your decision.How many won't feel betrayed first before you talk about forgiveness ?

carefreewannabe:


No, not necessarily. Some kids become like their parents, others become the opposite.

Early stages of a girl child goes a long way in determining what her preferences would become to a large extent by default.Though change of environment might alter that too but certainly not when your new environment comprises of the same set of people,culture and societal norm.