ADULTS ONLY!!
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman
herself offers the other one.
Incase you don't know, that was the origin
of "buy one get one free"!

2. Everything on a woman's upper body
starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs &
lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP!

3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got screwed to achieve it.

5. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.

7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed
to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's
dick hard, not his life..!

8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends
touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
result matters..

9. Now that I've educated you.....do same
to others.

Ok.. We don hear.. Next!!

Yea nobody congratulate mr Dickson on job well done

diz facts go cum out 4 JAMB?

bamog:
diz facts go cum out 4 JAMB?

busted... When z ur exam date

funi enof de avnt asked any of diz question in any episode of who wants to be a millionare