MizMyColi:
Flying.

as in blood sucking type?

ceejay80s:

Na wa o!!!
Early 90s the highest money wey u fit collect no pass 200 naira, na those days wey things better for naija, the highest text book money wey u fit collect from ur parent is 200naira, if u collect 1k from u popsy at that time , u go do partyfor school

lol its 2000

I threw banger on the assembly ground hiding from a distance , the whole school knelt down in the sun for two hours.

Spaxon:
lmao.... dat Igbo woman sef...
we had one too...
she used to rest her arms on her b.oob..s

Nne eh its like dats the first prerequiste to being a female igbo teacher but this woman own big nd she was damn beautiful by d way which sch did you attend was it fgcn?

bleeped my class teacher

portaableg:
I'm fond of using my bumbum to spell my name if am asked my name.

fart tinz?

Sarimah:
they want make I bite their ear commot?

u dn turn dracula be dat oo.

kakakent:


Nne eh its like dats the first prerequiste to being a female igbo teacher but this woman own big nd she was damn beautiful by d way which sch did you attend was it fgcn?

Naah.....
t'was private

i groped a big ass girl sittin with me without anybody noticing in class

i still si d ass in my dreams

Timoleon:
In every class, i have crazy stories of things i did. Some are just crazier. As a student i hated writing notes, in jss2 it backfired. i stole my friend's note to get 10 marks d boy found out n reported, i was beaten mercilessly by the teacher and forced to write a term's note without marks. in ss2 as class captain for maths, i was the only one who submitted a particular assignment, angrily, my teacher said he would beat every other student (this nigga can flog) when i turned back i saw some girls were already shivering some boys were preparing their backs, d bad ones were sensing death threats to me. immediately i assessed the situation i decided to play jesus, i offered to take the strokes for the class. Half way through my teacher looked in wy eyes watery and had compassion on his captain. e remain two more strokes na cry i for dey cry.

Your teacher was really cruel

I use too finger my girlfrd at d back seat...lmaoo

CyrusXandria:
Such a mistake threatens the future of language in the world.Don't come saying english is a foreign language cause guess what it is not.It is part and parcel of the Nigerian society such a grammatical error is unacceptable.Let's call a spade a spade.

(Throws a shoe at him!)


I would, if I could
SMH
Do not get uppity
Grammar...wrong or right is the least of Nigeria's problems now

To myself...The Chinese have got it right, I tell you

kurajordan:
i had sex wif ma agricultural-science teacher in d staff room

by Their name you will know them

To be sincere....I did not really do evil buh I was bad....I was one of the school bad boys when it came to pressing girls.....dere was a day I was pressing one girl den I remembered I did not double my boxers....mehn my joystick was almost visible ah just hide am make my guys no see until it was flaccid....lots of bad stuffs buh dis I wouldn't forget...I dated SS3 girls from my SS1 class tho....omo toh bad...dere was one female teacher too who had a big ass and she was writing on the board so....the front desk was close to her and dere was no space so I managed to pass and OMG!! I felt something that only front row people could interprete.....I was a good boy sha...I was a trouble maker too....as an avenue for pressing....and I had issues with principal that he gave me and 12 others 2 weeks suspension for making fun of a teacher...I did not serve it tho...cos I enta skul d next day....sweet memories tho....

owolawitola:
I didnt do my maths assignment so i took one smart boys book. We hav the same initials so it was veeeeery easy to change the name. And our writings kind of look alike. I rode okada fot half of the day nd i was embarrassed on assembly. This was primary school sha.

I was d smart boy...so dis is u

pbs4real:
u dn turn dracula be dat oo.

lol...I had to make it look real

jayAjoku:
Crazy thing I did hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Did. A lot of them ....... Ok I remember running from a senior student cause I owed him money ran away from the hostel after prep hours and slept in the classroom through out the night crazy thing was I didn't get caught though hordes of naval officials always patrolled the classrooms after lights out .... #NNSSPH

NNSS ph.. Which set

Did alot of crazy stuffs back then in sec school..

** i remember the day when i use 1 soldier man(military school tins) run full school .. I get luck say he nor catch me..

**Always going to school late even though i waked up and prepared early..

** Enough Touching body with babes for class.. i almost bleep 1girl den, because of the fear of being caught,i nor bleep her

**Specialist in Giving nicknames(e.g Gaddaffi,Abacha,obasanjo,babangida,anini ..even buhari sef), so_tey all my friends cum gather give me 1 wicked nickname

** During SS1 first term examination,, soldier men dey move class to class dey arrest students when shoot knockouts the previous day wen make dem cancel exam for dat day .. them arrest my friend when i give knockouts shoot,nah dem cum say make he cum point who give am knockout shoot..
As the guy enter my class i almost pee for body,Luckily for me my friend come go point 1 innocent boy..
i wan laff die wen d other guy dey explain give hausa soldier man say he dey innocent.. sth like ""SIR SIR,,I SWEAR ITS NOT ME.. SIR SIR I CAN SWEAR.. TRUTH TO GOD"" the hausa man nor even hear wetin he dey talk sef, he won kill am with flog dat day

Spaxon:
d man flog me eh.....

LOL... Hw hin no go flog u weh u want use insult finish hin carrier?

Rodriquez:
NNSS ph.. Which set

. 2011 bro you ?

I did a lot of crazy stuff back in secondary school...when I was in ss2 some classmate of mine and I were arguing that a condom can and cannot take up to 20 litres of water. So we decided to try it out...we bought a pack of condom and 20 litres of water...we were in an empty classroom putting our argument into practical...omo!!! Like play like play, the condom don chop 10litres of water and we were about filling the condom with the second 10 litres of water when mr. Roland was passing through the classroom and saw some student filling a condom with water...na luck we get because mr. Roland was a "guyman" teacher...we had to beg him so he would not report to the principal.

I use to peep in girls hostel bathroom in the night coz most of them love bathing in the night before they sleep. On one occasion when I didn't follow my partners in crime, that's when they got caught and expelled. I still masturbate to all the memories of firm boobs and ass of young girls whose bodies were still intact. Smh

Chai! Igbobi college those days. I no know how I take manage sef. Na so so fight dem sabi us for. Boys r so wicked ehn? So tey I had to form my own clique of MSS-BBC (Muslim Student Society - Bad Boys Chapter) to defend myself and persons like me.

All of St Finbarrs Boys and Angus Memorial Boys wey we don beat, sorry o.

Anyways, my baddest act while in school is playing with an unloaded pistol in my classroom which is next to the Staff Room. Na one guy named 'Designer' get d gun. I dnt know if he still dey alive now. And no, I didn't turn out to be a cultist

bleufaucon:


Onward Together Forever!

NNSS boys!!!

my was when I was in jss 3; I came late to school one bright and sunny day and one discipline master sized my palms and flogged me for coming late to school so I waited after closing with some of my guys then we opened a hole on the ceeling and landed into staff room carried as much palms, belt, test books etc not minding the security officers that happened at sabon gari gwagwalada abuja

thaoriginator:
No, aka Temple, Osbone Ikoyi

Okay.. E get the place we dey call school 2 for Rumuomasi, PH.

I think say na there you dey talk about 'cos plenty things dey happen for there too

ERCROSS:
[b] Hmmm...
I did a lot of tinz naa but I will jst share d most interesting one..
It was at a Government public school...There was this ]MR MARTINS who happens to be a womanizing male teacher then, back then when big gurls r still in secondary schools ooo..
He happens to knw m d boyfwend of a gurl he's been eyeing and since then he's been looking for ways to shock me.

On that fateful day, The closing bell had jst been ranged, I took to the stairs coz my class was sited on the second floor of a storeyed building. On my way down the stairs with other students and, coincidentally the so called Mr Martins on the 3rd step ahead of me, I greeted him frm the back and he looked back and replied. Jst few seconds later , he turned back and started shouting who said that.

I and d other students on the stairs were like who said what . He turned back and suddenly pointed to me.. U r the one.. and I was Chisos
it struck my face like a thunder and my face went red... The sound of the slap drew the attention of other students.. He dragged me to the teachers staff room asking me to confess ...

After like 20 minutes, he asked me to leave and report to him the following day... Then, I went to meet my friends who had been waiting for me while watching the whole event unfolding.

Wetin u do naa, how d tin take happen, na u talk am ? Wetin dem talk say u do, why him dey harrass u naa...? my friends bombarded me wit different questions and I narrated the whole scenario for them and were like shuo ... which levels na, e slap u and u no fit do anything .... and dey succeeded in hardening my heart..

The following day, the event has become d talk of the school but I was determined to show the e-diot some pepper. I no go him office to report, I was expecting he will find me come class by himself.. he sent some students to come call for me, of which I refused.. few hours later he came to my class, located my seat, he asked me to stand up, I stood up... and later he asked me to kneel down... hian.. U say what... kneel down for where ? I knw fit.. I jst tell him I can't ... Na here the film start ... He went for a while and was back few minutes later with one MR BABATUNDE who happens to be the most ruthless teacher in school back then. He yelled at me to kneel down but I stood defiant, he lifted up d cane in his hands to hit me and I was quick to get hold of his hands dragging the cane wit him.. D class shouted at this acts, and they were ordered to go kneel down outside under the scorching sun by MR MARTINS who jst stood aside, surprised by my stubbornness, I cha see chance escape d class and went out of school jumping ova d fence for that day..

My friends who v been fed by d news hailed me and on the assembly ground d following day, it was announced that a student beat d MR BABATUNDE and I was like ... wtf... I only dragged the Cain in his hands and stood defiant to his command , I didn't beat him oooo.. [/b]

Thank God the principal wasn't around.. One way or the other, I cha get myself out of that mess.. And till date in dat skool, it stood a news and a rumour that a student once beat MR BABATUNDE...

Did this by any chance happend in otta, ogun state. cos I used to know two teachers with dt name in the same skul nd wit dt same attribute.

imsuboi:


Okay.. E get the place we dey call school 2 for Rumuomasi, PH.

I think say na there you dey talk about 'cos plenty things dey happen for there too

Dis na Lag, things don happen here sef wela o.. Bad things

Na so we go drug one of our class girl there o, omo babe started shaking as if she caught holy ghost come see hw boys tek dey flee like mad jets

i can't remember doing anything crazy in school. but I remember a classmate who came to school and told us he used relaxer on his pubic hair.

oluswaggz:

Did this by any chance happend in otta, ogun state. cos I used to know two teachers with dt name in the same skul nd wit dt same attribute.

Wow.... Yeah... Ansar-ur-deen to be precise...
There use to be 2 Mr BABATUNDE then.. One at ansar-ud-deen and d other at iganmode..

Sarimah:
they want make I bite their ear commot?

U go ajebo school, if na my school u go know say yaba left sef dey inside the school there...

I put chewing gum on the seat of this nasty girl that seats next to me.. I got caned though but never regretted my action