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Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by vicadex07(m): 12:54am On Feb 24, 2015 |
AkaGum: Wow...wisdom |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by cassyrooy(m): 1:03am On Feb 24, 2015 |
If i no talk na me and God go see later. Went to GSSS T/MAJE Abuja, i was a day student in first term but changed in second term because it became full boarding house. My first slap was like Ronaldo shot. When i got orientation of how things work, i changed my destiny. I collect like 15plate of food in a day, if tea, bread and egg? My school father go dey happy, it started in SS1 up till SS2 when i and my AKGuyz school brother started dissing school food to our self-made food. We go into town to steal bottle of oil, onions, MTN welcome back parks, seasoning cubes, salt, spaggetti, chicken, eggs. When we ran short of mattrass in boys hostel, we'd go to girls hostels to augment our supply until TuNice started to press bo0bs, unfortunately for him one of my classmate clamped his hand with rake, dude wore longsleeves until the wound heal. I coveted my school fees in SS2 3rd term. My SS2 3rd term, we started gettin real question papers. It was chemistry and PHE, due to the seriousness of the science dudes, they left the PHE with me. After sorting answers i made call to both girls hostels to share the answers to them. Exam day, we were all sitted when our VP came with other active male teachers, they started searching while i was just smiling, when they reached me he asked me to follow him to an office at the back of the class, he searched both my boxers but found nothing. Exam started only for him to return to my seat, i started writing my essay answers, shocked he searched me again still finding nothing, in no time i finished but was not allowed to submit because it was to early to do so. When submission was allowed, i left just to find half of my class waiting outside, they were caught with various answers. When questioned about the source they all chorused my name. Our principal was like who is that? My student? I don't know this person. When her emisery sent to call reached my hostel, i was home eating Saturday morning Baddoski and Van Vicker woke me at home to inform me of my future, they was a rubbery in the admin block and the school lost so many things. Me started asking of good waec centre that minute. Who wan go back? 1 Like |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by clans(f): 2:35am On Feb 24, 2015 |
elipheleh:Did you go to Okigwe? |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by kent79: 2:38am On Feb 24, 2015 |
eitsei: Lol..... Badt guy |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by kent79: 2:42am On Feb 24, 2015 |
culcid: Bros lwkmd oooo. I don laff tire. Ur principal self no get mind. Very funny experience. |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by kent79: 2:46am On Feb 24, 2015 |
ixora3: Very very funny. 1 Like |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Paitty(f): 6:56am On Feb 24, 2015 |
vicadex07:Hlo |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by imsuboi(m): 8:46am On Feb 24, 2015 |
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Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by vicadex07(m): 8:53am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Paitty: I just sent u a pm. Please reply |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by portaableg(f): 9:09am On Feb 24, 2015 |
pbs4real:lol, just moving my bumbum to spell out the alphabets |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by portaableg(f): 9:10am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Rapmoney:just moving my bumbum to spell out the alphabets |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by ERCROSS(m): 9:10am On Feb 24, 2015 |
T3amie:Lolzzzz... Goons mie... I knw dere was one BABATUNDE in iganmode den.. And dere was another one at ansar-ud-deen too... Dey were blood brothers... And I heard Martins has been transferred to iganmode now... But I passed out frm ansar-ud-deen... |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by pbs4real(m): 9:37am On Feb 24, 2015 |
portaableg:is dis bum bum big enuf? |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by elipheleh(m): 12:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
clans:Yes I did. What set were you? |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by clans(f): 12:46pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
elipheleh:2009 |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by chachanga: 1:42pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Don't even go there; parent's made the mistake of their lives sending me to some mission boarding&day school like that. I became a catapult ninja; can't forget doing the chemistry teacher who could flog an ogbanje back to Apostle Peter's presence. Guy beat me on top say na gal wey I toast wey refuse dey write names of noise-makers. Me and d boys waited for him like a week after, on his way home. Taking strategic positions, in d bushes. The first shot missed him, the second hit him on the thigh, he guessed the general direction of the shots and tried coming after us, not knowing say we don scatter full ground. Like 3shots join am for head region pah-pah, pah! Choi...my guy-man leave dignity, pick race o….come see tearing! Hmmn, we were bad buh some girls sef "badder"…e get one chick wey sabi do dis kain exhibitionist kinky-type shy.t, na she almost turn us peeping tom finish….she gave us our own first crude strip show. She go know say we dey peep come begin dey slowly-slowly dey softly-softly de soap all those scrumptious parts with delicate extra TLC….omo, come see fighting for better viewing position. Of course, we tried doing our peeping thing @one of the nearby rivers, omo, see halla and relay-race one day like dat when village girl scope my guys come race alarm! Truancy nko? Number of days school opened - 120; number of days late - 120; hail to my friend, Lanre the Undertaker; the guy sabi over-late and lived so-close to the school. Being surrounded by some mild forestation, my kalakuta guys (wetin we sabi then sef); we beat like 5 separate bush-paths to the school-farm where we dey hold court dey smoke kush sometimes (me, I nor smoke pass st moritz make my seniors here nor beat me o). 2 out of out bush-paths were lined with shotput-nylons hanging from trees….ewww! If you be senior wey take mistake pursue us go up schoolfarm, we veer off in that direction, we know the route, you don't. Omo, come see the looks on their faces when dey match shy.t or the way they jump around when they run face-first into our "hanging gardens of shy.t". Broke my record pieces of asbestos ceiling slates. We adamantly refused to play our mock tennis games outside….Nooooo, how the thing wan take sweet. Na inside the class. U can imagine the way our Principal would curse and rant on assembly back then Forays into organizing outside school parties were very productive…it yielded more than enough experiences in 'touchery' and smooching. What about the practical jokes, fagging, "obtaining" and practically implicating folks Countless. 'tis a surprise for which am always thankful to God that I made it out of there into Uni Dunt know how because most of this shy.t happened in my Jss3 -SS2 days. Jss1&2, I was a meek l'iil lamb beating dem down at quizzes and debates before Jss3 when I ran into these boys with the playboy mags and the cigarettes. Most teachers would looked @me then and thought they saw fallen-angel until I made my papers at 1st seating and got my admission straight-off! thankGod for little blessings 2 Likes |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by KingTom(m): 2:37pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
chachanga:Guy you be real bastard! Chai |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Spaxon(f): 8:36am On Feb 25, 2015 |
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Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by chachanga: 9:02am On Feb 25, 2015 |
in my late principal mrs voice: "i see say many regular young scallywags in here" u pple don bad b4 tey-tey @KingTom jst pardon me sire i knows me sins be many |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by killercute16(m): 11:39am On Feb 25, 2015 |
cassyrooy:Chai see character sha,bro me am afraid of you oh. |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by cassyrooy(m): 11:45am On Feb 25, 2015 |
killercute16:Na only the PHE wey me share land me for self-expel, that school na die. Things happened and i'm still innocent |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by eoobembe: 12:01pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by T3amie(m): 8:46pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
ERCROSS:yeah...them beat martins for igs too |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by vicechopsticksz(m): 10:58pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
totoakins:... .hehe she was shitting nii....wif very bad smell 1 Like |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by totoakins(m): 12:44pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
vicechopsticksz:damn |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by ikes9(m): 4:02pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
All these experiences are sooooo funny!!! secondary school is really fun... |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by KingTom(m): 6:14pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
chachanga:It is well |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 1:48pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Smh jnrbayano: |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Chingy29: 8:40am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Swam in a girls boobs during maths class...was soothing |
Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by stevedre: 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Chai... thats werepe a.k.a. devils beans...lolzzz eitsei: |
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